💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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Honestly that doesn't look all that bad. Not that I'd eat it or anything because I wouldn't be caught dead eating Grands biscuits. But, it's not like chicken pot pie is hard to make in the first place.

Also he's totally eating those when the camera goes off.

I love how Jack keeps saying how "She says it is gud" and she just nodded when he asked if it was good
Or how she says it's good and he automatically pronounces it a home run.
 
Honestly that doesn't look all that bad. Not that I'd eat it or anything because I wouldn't be caught dead eating Grands biscuits. But, it's not like chicken pot pie is hard to make in the first place.

Also he's totally eating those when the camera goes off.


Or how she says it's good and he automatically pronounces it a home run.
The other funny thing is this is "Lazy Man" those things aren't going to taste any better than a cheap pot pie and you can get them for like a buck. Pot Pies are literally some of the cheapest and easiest things you can buy and prepare.
 
This was likely tolerable if you balanced out the ingredients better, but it again shows that he pressures people into validating his ego with his daughter in law. He legit nearly blew his top the last time Tammy called one of his dishes like a B- with that horrible cheese ball macaroni shit, and now he had to demand her opinion to validate his ego since it's all he has left at this point.

That is more terrible than the dish honestly.
 
The other funny thing is this is "Lazy Man" those things aren't going to taste any better than a cheap pot pie and you can get them for like a buck. Pot Pies are literally some of the cheapest and easiest things you can buy and prepare.
It's chicken and veggies in a white sauce. And since you're using rotisserie chicken you picked up wherever it comes together really easily.

And of course if you check out the Pillsbury website you can find this recipe. Although no sour cream. Dunno why he's using that.
 
another youtuber i like (shes not a great cook, but she makes cheap, normal people cooking w/o frills and I appreciate that) has made aunt myrna's salad


She made like the "normal" version of it though, not with cheese and peppers. What she made is just sort of like an ambrosia salad, which although wouldn't be my pick of dessert, it also would not absolutely shock, horrify, or confuse most people to see it laid out on the table.
 
The other funny thing is this is "Lazy Man" those things aren't going to taste any better than a cheap pot pie and you can get them for like a buck. Pot Pies are literally some of the cheapest and easiest things you can buy and prepare.
That's the issue with a lot of the "Lazy Man's" recipes. You're not actually saving any time, all you're doing is making a significantly shittier version of something you could make yourself for the same amount of (if not less) effort or just buy frozen. The whole point of lazy meals is to save time and money but most of Jack's recipes don't check either of those boxes.
 
That's the issue with a lot of the "Lazy Man's" recipes. You're not actually saving any time, all you're doing is making a significantly shittier version of something you could make yourself for the same amount of (if not less) effort or just buy frozen. The whole point of lazy meals is to save time and money but most of Jack's recipes don't check either of those boxes.
For Fatty it's all about doing the least amount of work possible which is why a lot of these things use canned ingredients that are already prepped like shreddy cheese.

It's not like his time could be spent doing other things. He just doesn't want to do the actual work.
 
That's the issue with a lot of the "Lazy Man's" recipes. You're not actually saving any time, all you're doing is making a significantly shittier version of something you could make yourself
well what Jack does for his true and honest “lazy man recipes” is that he plagiarises someone else’s recipes he found on Pinterest, redacts a few steps or ingredients, or substituting them for disgusting keto ingredients, and then voila, a true and honest Scalfatty recipe!

And it’s ironic since he needs another helper for his “lazy man recipe” due to him having one working arm = double the effort, lmfao
 
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I really want to hear his story about "managing" Dolly. I hope someone pushes him into it because it's so insane and such a dumb lie.

I dunno @Hollywood Hulk Hogan , no disrespect to the Hulkster but pot pie, often isn't pretty but super yummy. I don't know how you can't enjoy it. You do you fam, no hate. Normally I wouldn't single out a single food, but long story short, it's a simple nice meal well... my folks took me to this local college run restaurant, it's all the agricultural kids . They do butcher work, farm to table etc... well everything there is like grown in a stones throw and the restaurant it self was a greenhouse. It's kinda trendy but all the food is real basic just you know the whole farm to table done by kids who want to make the growing herbs, raising bees etc a life... well to me that says get a simple meal.

I ordered the pot pie. It was nearly 20 bucks (or free because basso's folks but I digress) portion was large but not Jack sized. It was enough to bring tears nearly.

Instead of just bragging I'll mention pot pie is one of the many things I will always use carrots in, but I'm not a huge carrot fan on their own @Hollywood Hulk Hogan now you can fire back how awful I am :P I def feel dishes that need carrots like this soups etc, they are a must!

Bri looking thiccccc, I don't simp for her because she chose to become a beard and not keep thin for Jack Trainor jr.
 
He was probably going to tip
He simply lectures the help on how the fee is unfair and is asked to leave. Jack's "Tips" are to shape up and act right, two things Jack never did.
I don't know how you can't enjoy it.
It's easy. In Jr high I lived off frozen pot pies because my mom's cooking skill is "no", and my dad was busy being dead.

At first, the frozen pot pies were amazing. Flaky crust, chicken or beef in flavorful gravy, plenty of veggies, and it was gud.
Then they got cheaper and cheaper over time. The chicken ones started to taste greasy and fishy (low quality chicken) and the beef ones started to have shreddy beef instead of cubes.
Then they stepped it down again. No chicken in the chicken pot pie, but a lot of potatoes and peas. The beef pot pie became "beef gravy" pot pie, or "The memory of beef".
That's when I gave up and started to learn to cook.

I fucking hate liars food. I recently bought a "black cherry" drink and nearly spat it out. It was artificial flavoring and grape juice. It tasted like grape juice.

A decent pot pie is amazing. If I want decent meatloaf, I don't make it, I go to a restaurant. I know my limitations.
 
as dumb as this dude is his intros are hilarious. I love seeing the variations, the incompetence. We get stock footage, clip art, royalty free music and sound effects, jarring cuts, odd clips and a beautiful AI voice to cap it off. It helps me start off every video with a smile
 
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