💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Ivan Daniloff]

Nick caught lighting in a bottle 4 times (LOLsuit, Vic, Rittenhouse, and Depp) and mucked it all up.

Not so. He still has a growing streaming audience, loving, healthy marriage, normal BMI, and 5 totally fed, not-feral children.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

When I was a kid, I learned cooking my myself.

Not all kids have the same interests, or families. My parents never taught me to cook- so I didn't learn until I was in college.
If you don't know even the basics, just boiling water to make Mac n Cheese is a daunting, alien cliff.

Plus, some of Rekeita's kids are around 3-6. If parents aren't feeding them or keeping snacks available, they cannot feed themselves. That's either complete neglect , or just kids taking advantage of someone being in the house often enough to be familiar. (Why the fuck is this weird asshole familiar enough to these kids for them to beg him for food?)

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Null also used Android 18 as the only example of an anime character where age doesn't matter in terms of romance/attraction. His reasoning was that the character was preferable to thousand year-old dragons(?) who look like human children because, even though the android was built recently, it looked old enough to be permissible. Null then declared himself infallible on this wisdom and shut down the topic.

Wasnt 18 and 17 half human and were not 'couple years' old? Iirc only 16 and 19 are full bots. Gero himself was full human converted. /dbautism

 

[feral cat #6385]

Not all kids have the same interests, or families. My parents never taught me to cook- so I didn't learn until I was in college.
If you don't know even the basics, just boiling water to make Mac n Cheese is a daunting, alien cliff.

Sounds like a YOU problem.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This thread has become more gay than Nick and Drex's late night "just friends" spooning sessions.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Grams are for measuring drugs and gold.

I see no contradiction.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Plenty of butter dishes with handles:

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I have this, but circular (they don't make it anymore) :

 

[ChromaQuack]

English your first language?

No, I'm not an angloid, and thank God for that.

Because if it is

Nigger if you can't clock my ESL from a mile away then I don't know what to tell you.

you're using some godawful mixed system.

I quite literally make mention of using the same system in daily life, i.e. grams for everything.

If measuring butter in pigeon intestines is how you've done it your whole life that's fine, heathens are mostly human too, but nobody is going to learn a second system of measurement because you are under the impression grams are only for gold and drugs.

When I was a kid I was really addicted to just reading everything I saw. So I'd just grab any book I saw and start reading it. I eventually grabbed the 1969 Betty Crocker cookbook and suddenly realized, wait, you can just grab these ingredients, mix them together, and then make things you want to eat?

I was really impressed with myself. (Lmao like you aren't now faggot.)

And from then on I just did that. Cookies, pound cakes, tuna melts, whatever. I just made them. And made them to show off. I was very happy to say "I MADE THIS!" while serving them.

Be grateful it wasn't Aunt Myrna's because if you had made the culinary warcrime that is party cheese salad I'd have you go without food for at least a week as penance.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

To paraphrase a random.txt

“Kiwifarms, where one drunken rant by a schizo non practicing lawyer results in pages of discussion on the shape and use of a butter dish”.

 

[ChromaQuack]

To paraphrase a random.txt

“Kiwifarms, where one drunken rant by a schizo non practicing lawyer results in pages of discussion on the shape and use of a butter dish”.

Wait until we start arguing about butter dishes on tripods, that's when it's going to get real spicy.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

I have this, but circular (they don't make it anymore) :

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Like this? https://www.amazon.com/Cuisinox-BUT-42-Oval-Butter-Dish/dp/B072KD4DNJ/

 

[Femboy Breeder]

Anytime I don’t check this thread daily I feel like I’m going schiz trying to understand what new retarded thing Nick said/done. First we had ceiling cats, then corner demons, and now he’s being alogged by butter holders.

 

[General Tug Boat]

BUTTER UP THAT BALLDO RACKETS!

 

[Truly Rural]

Get on my level

 

[AltisticRight]

Today's BNN, a bunch of autistic faggots with an unhealthy appetite for butter feuds over measurement units, the ethics in butter storage, and their weird feline companions licking the dish without permission.

 

[dustnight]

Get on my level
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[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

@Not Who You Think

I read your entire post and I don’t want to cheapen the work you put into it, but…after seeing the video in your post where Rekieta is talking about his kids being up at 12:15 while Our Wife is zonked out in front of the TV, I am just now barely realizing that the Balldo Man’s children are “iPad Kids”.

After seeing the 764+foodist+Elaine+Clayeaters+”Generation Z and “Ironic Degeneracy” threads…I’m absolutely horrified and at a loss for word as to what’s possibly in store for them. If you know you know. Especially with the parents being how they are.

The weirdest thing is we know they actually are raised by their iPads because Nick has more or less said it. That's what this paragon of fatherhood believes is the best way to raise children--put them in front of a screen all day while you go off and drink a bottle of whiskey and snort some adderall before a night of getting your asshole pounded.

Plus, some of Rekeita's kids are around 3-6. If parents aren't feeding them or keeping snacks available, they cannot feed themselves. That's either complete neglect , or just kids taking advantage of someone being in the house often enough to be familiar. (Why the fuck is this weird asshole familiar enough to these kids for them to beg him for food?)

Well when I was 6 years old I knew how to get into the cookie jar. How else do you think the 3,000 dollar snack budget worked?

 

[Puff]

No, I'm not an angloid, and thank God for that.

Nigger if you can't clock my ESL from a mile away then I don't know what to tell you.
I quite literally make mention of using the same system in daily life, i.e. grams for everything.

If measuring butter in pigeon intestines is how you've done it your whole life that's fine, heathens are mostly human too, but nobody is going to learn a second system of measurement because you are under the impression grams are only for gold and drugs.

Be grateful it wasn't Aunt Myrna's because if you had made the culinary warcrime that is party cheese salad I'd have you go without food for at least a week as penance.

So you're completely cucked by the French then... good to know where you stand.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I refuse to believe that any of his kids have no idea how to even make mac and cheese. I remember even as a smaller child just by watching other my older brothers and parents how to do the basics of cooking. Put water in pot, turn dial until water hot and then put in mac. They will have to be actually retarded to be unable to do it on their own.

 

[Ginebra]

If you don't know even the basics, just boiling water to make Mac n Cheese is a daunting, alien cliff.

Sounds like a YOU problem.

I used to think it was just a total and utter skill issue thing, but given what might be the profitability of stuff like Factor and all those other shitty food subscription services as well as random comments I hear from zoomzooms about their paralysis with even just boiling water (Oh but how much and what pot? Oh but doesn't height elevation change the boiling point so how do I know if it works? etc).... I have to just wonder if choice anxiety, whatever chemicals in your waters, and the coddling in the west has just destroyed even the attempt to just boil water in an assertion of independent action. Combine this with how children generally inherit the values and choices of their parents and we have not just two degenerates, but what might just be seven in a worst case scenario.