How do I win at fighting my own shadow? - The shadow copies my every move!

[Alex Hogendorp]

Why does my shadow do that and why does my shadow warp in size?

 

[eatler]

Because he is not really here.

This is such a deep boomer take I don’t know if anyone will get it.

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

Shine a torch at his head.

Boom. Your shadow is decapitated.

 

[DankSmoker]

Multiple lights overhead so you can step on it.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Shine a torch at his head.

Boom. Your shadow is decapitated.

But it creates another shadow behind me.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

If you hang yourself, your shadow will be hanged too.

 

[gamerweeb1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2ZEj8JK2tY

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

Multiple lights overhead so you can step on it.

Every force has an equal and opposite attraction. Step on something and it's actually pushing just as much force on you as you are on it. So do this your shadow is pushing up on you with the force of your own body mass.

Only way is to suspend ourselves mid-air and have 360 all round lighting to vaporise it.