💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

No, that's a German form of processed meat similar to SPAM. Germans will deny this but I've had both and they're very similar. The German kind is better. But it's still very SPAM-like.

Fatty is basically eating a couple slabs of SPAM and a pretzel.

Because he's fat.

I believe that's Leberkäs, and yeah it's budget/convenience food and the SPAM comparison is apt.

Someone mentioned this earlier ITT but I just remembered this was taken in Bavaria, looks like a pretty nice spot too. This fat faggot looked at a whole menu of authentic German fare and decided to go with two slabs of SPAM and a pretzel unceremoniously tossed on a plate. And then, the yellow mustard on the pretzel

Bit of a PL here but my Oma would hang her head in shame if she had to serve that to someone, and then call him einen fette Schwuler mit Frau Brüste.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Patrick finally changed his phone number:

This is 9/11 for the funsters.

 

[Sneak Deadly Gangster]

No, that's a German form of processed meat similar to SPAM. Germans will deny this but I've had both and they're very similar. The German kind is better. But it's still very SPAM-like.

Fatty is basically eating a couple slabs of SPAM and a pretzel.

Because he's fat.

Even though Nikki pitches, I'm sure Fatricia sweats so much Hooligans' onion ring grease that it splatters up onto her with each of her thrusts.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

I bet the reason fatrick kept his number the same for so long was that he thought he would be able to use the troll messages as evidence that the stalker children committed felony telephone harassment and would enjoy prison because of it, but recently realized that's retarded or at least not going to happen.

 

[internet friend]

Even though Nikki pitches, I'm sure Fatricia sweats so much Hooligans' onion ring grease that it splatters up onto her with each of her thrusts.

Jesus Christ, some of us are eating!

 

[JJLiautaud]

Top right of this site there's this magical thing called "search", that user now goes by Formerly Trucks. They were on today.

Yeah I found him he hasn't posted in the thread for almost two years now.

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

"Laugh and grow fat, stalker child!"
Rick "Fatman" Tomlinson
A Pig denied his Niggeroni.

Inspired by this post in another thread. (I chose not to post it there because it's not a Patrick focused thread, but there's a potential new cow that does have some Patricklike tendencies.)

I’m too fucking drunk to not laugh at this thread

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

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"Laugh and grow fat, stalker child!"
Rick "Fatman" Tomlinson
A Pig denied his Niggeroni.

Inspired by this post in another thread. (I chose not to post it there because it's not a Patrick focused thread, but there's a potential new cow that does have some Patricklike tendencies.)

We are witnessing the REAL dimensional merge. The one where all of our favorite cows literally become Patrick Tomlinson

 

[Maude Snew]

I said it before and I’ll say it again. Knowing how fat this fuck is, when you see this picture, it really highlights how unnaturally large Pats head is. His head is so fucking big it looks like a photoshop

Fat Pighead.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

We are witnessing the REAL dimensional merge. The one where all of our favorite cows literally become Patrick Tomlinson

It's like the process in biology of carcinisation - where ocean animals keep eventually evolving into crab-like animals
Maybe on a long enough timeframe, lolcows will all gradually evolve into Patrick Tomlinsons - he is, after all, a peak performance lolcow

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Patrick finally changed his phone number:

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/rick-finally-changed-his-phone-number-idiots-win-again.53996/

It appears that he didn't actually change his number, only that one of the burner phone apps blacklisted any calls/texts to his number. People calling from regular numbers are gettings the rings/voicemail.

 

[polyester]

The brother man claims that user Toyota Tacoma 1997 tried to call

that user now goes by Formerly Trucks

Guys, don't be so gullible.
The whole "A Redditor I'm in contact with texted Pat! I saw a Kiwifarms user claim he called Pat!" thing is just a bit. It's what OnA pests say when they texted or called Pat but want to add some plausible deniability for the lulz.

KF user Toyota Tacoma, in particular, got featured on the OnA forums during some gay KiwiFams-OnA "conflict" a while back for some comments he made - so he has essentially become a stand-in for "enemy" that's fun to blame shit on.
(I put "conflict" and "enemy" in quotes because the OnA guys are not serious about that stuff, either, they just like to stir up shit to keep themselves entertained during lulls in Pat content.)

 

[AutoClownMaker]

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This is 9/11 for the funsters.

What the 9/11 for them



Way to look like the actual criminals, stupid.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

Guys, don't be so gullible.
The whole "A Redditor I'm in contact with texted Pat! I saw a Kiwifarms user claim he called Pat!" thing is just a bit. It's what OnA pests say when they texted or called Pat but want to add some plausible deniability for the lulz.

KF user Toyota Tacoma, in particular, got featured on the OnA forums during some gay KiwiFams-OnA "conflict" a while back for some comments he made - so he has essentially become a stand-in for "enemy" that's fun to blame shit on.
(I put "conflict" and "enemy" in quotes because the OnA guys are not serious about that stuff, either, they just like to stir up shit to keep themselves entertained during lulls in Pat content.)

ebaumsworld did it

 

[Broadside]

Guys, don't be so gullible.
The whole "A Redditor I'm in contact with texted Pat! I saw a Kiwifarms user claim he called Pat!" thing is just a bit. It's what OnA pests say when they texted or called Pat but want to add some plausible deniability for the lulz.

Uuuuuuughhh you don't say????

 

[Creative Username]

Uuuuuuughhh you don't say????

Kiwi Farms users are usually extremely autistic and incapable of understanding sarcasm, which means they have to be reminded that it's just a bit every 5 pages.

 

[Eternal Struggler]

Fatty is basically eating a couple slabs of SPAM and a pretzel.

"No, child, this processed meat chunk and large pastry will not affect my health in any negative way. Your delusions are getting to you, stalker, and it is evident by all that I do not have 'bitch tits'. Wait for the kn-- ACK!!!"
>Heart attack
>4.5 magnitude earthquake as the bitch tits flop onto the floor at terminal velocity

 

[Sneak Deadly Gangster]

"No, child, this processed meat chunk and large pastry will not affect my health in any negative way. Your delusions are getting to you, stalker, and it is evident by all that I do not have 'bitch tits'. Wait for the kn-- ACK!!!"
>Heart attack
>4.5 magnitude earthquake as the bitch tits flop onto the floor at terminal velocity

"No heart, you will NOT cease functioning. You have been told many thousands of times to power though my bulking cycles, as we need to be ready to fight our stalkers with fire and fury. Enjoy prison."

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Kiwi Farms users are usually extremely autistic and incapable of understanding sarcasm, which means they have to be reminded that it's just a bit every 5 pages.

lingerr longerrr

 

[Sneak Deadly Gangster]

lingerr longerrr

Your avatar fucks hard.