Official Kiwifarms act like a white man thread

[karz]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

gosh!

gee whiz!

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

gee whiz!

by golly!

 

[pork and beans]

ever read nietszche? The eternal return? Lets go play Halo

 

[pork and beans]

ever read nietszche? The eternal return? Lets go play Halo

Sorry to doublepost but I’m in class and my white guy friend next to me looked at my screen read the post and said “so true” so I have successfully acted like a white man. i hope you guys are proud. I am.

 

[Nicanor]

It seems someone littered here, I think I will pick it up and throw it away.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Time to go pick up my khakis from the cleaners. I need them for my golf tournament. Afterwards, we’ll celebrate by eating sandwiches with extra mayo. Boy howdy do I know how to cut loose and have fun when the work day is done!

 

[Inside your walls]

ever read nietszche? The eternal return? Lets go play Halo

Don't forget to apply some hair gel and blast Limp Bizkit during our epic Halo session, bro!

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Hmm, today I am going to make a 5-hour video essay where I overanalyze the living fuck out of every minute aspect of some random videogame.

 

[mofu mofo]

I'm going to fuck a dog and make a youtube channel about said dogfucking sorry, that's white women

I'm going to wear earpro to commit a mass shooting. Can't be too safe and it stops me getting overstimulated.



(I couldn't find that meme of Shadow the Hedgehog saying "White people be watching porn with condoms on." that somebody tweeted out after Elongated Muskrat turned up with a sink)

 

[analrapist]

Christ is King!

 

[The Ugly One]

Gonna call my dad today.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Christ is King!

[knocks on door]

Have you heard the good news?

 

[pork and beans]

Don't forget to apply some hair gel and blast Limp Bizkit during our epic Halo session, bro!

I cannot tell you how honest I am being when I tell you today I wore for the first time in months the only Limp Bizkit tshirt I own. The white man is in me...

Anyways, you guys brought some beer or what? Mountain Dew? Fritos?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Oh boy nobody will think I'm gay wearing roller blades with THREE wheels instead of four.

 

[The Invisible Man]

*bounces on BBC*

 

[Kornheiser]

I’ll use my credit card.

 

[Greenday87]

Black Lives Matter

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'll treat everyone with equality regardless of skin color or sexuality.
Why am I being called racist for telling my neighbor to turn down his music past 10Pm noise ordinance hour?
Why am I being called homophobic for telling a gay man not to show porn to minors?
Why am I being called transphobic for insisting a transgender woman hitting on lesbians and repeatedly being told to go away should fuck off?

 

[KittyGremlin]

Who wants to play some golf with me and go fishing later?