💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Sam Losco]

There's no way the Corner Demon is Kayla. She wouldn't have been able to keep her mouth shut for this long and/or one of them would have spilled it.
I think it's either April or one of the older kids, likely April. It makes more sense for whoever it is to not want to be known and more importantly for Nick to not want them known.
Didn't Nick say at some point that one of his older kids wants to be a content creator?

 

[House Cat]

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[waffle]

Man if April has defected to Nick's ersatz white trash harem I'm really looking forward to the shirtless white trash gun fight in the front yard between him and Aaron. I can just see it in my minds eye.

 

[Swole McPole]

Then Nick also has to deal with the fact that he has invited a manipulative 20-something bisexual drug addict experienced homewrecker to live with him, his wife and their children. There is no limit to the damage that someone like April can do and SHE IS IN THE HOUSE living with them.

This is why I don't buy the theory that it's Kayla who invited her into the home and that she's hanging out with Kayla. I think it was Nick what did it -- without consulting Kayla. My house, my money, I'll invite who I want to live here. That worn out old skank does literally zero house work, we obviously need a younger, hotter au pair whose body hasn't been ruined by having five kids to help out around the place.

Kayla's in bed, zonked out on pills. April is in the demon chair, trying to figure out how to displace Kayla and get her mitts on the Rekeita fortune.

I anticipate seeing some swift recovery from Our Wife as she attempts to reassert her place in the household and tries to get shut of the interloper. Swinging is one thing. Letting the swinger get her feet under the family table is a very different thing altogether.

"I didn't bear five little Rekieta bastards, only to be replaced just before our ship is about to come in."

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Man if April has defected to Nick's ersatz white trash harem I'm really looking forward to the shirtless white trash gun fight in the front yard between him and Aaron. I can just see it in my minds eye.

I want my kino police bodycam footage dammit

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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[AnOminous]

1600 is already 50% more than what nick gets.

I think at this point most people have completely given up on Nick streams and just want clips of especially lunatic crackpot insanity and degeneracy, staring at corner demons and ceiling cats while completely losing his shit.

Nobody cares about Nick any more except as a joke.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I got all cheery to see Josh liked my Balldolot video enough to feature it on MATI. Genuinely honored, and it made my day.

Well-deserved! Cheers!

I was curious so I went to a stream from roughly one year ago (posted on 4-13) and the difference is grim. Imagine being a small kid and watching your dad transform to this in only one years time. Also, losing weight has made his nose look way bigger.

Just look at the progression in the new OP draft. It is at the top billing because it speaks volumes.

Didn't Nick say at some point that one of his older kids wants to be a content creator?

It was in the context of a chat asking, [paraphrased] 'You have your children's uni funds now that you have had the Rittenhouse and Depp windfall, right? Lucky bastard!', and Nick responded [paraphrased] ' NO! Uni is worthless! We are able to teach them so much at home--more than normal schools. They do not have to get a useless degree and be wage slaves. We are teaching them their true value. They all want to be streamers anyway. I told them to think about doing something with music on YT, or do coding. Today's kids are so smart. They code whole things in Roblox!'

I think at this point most people have completely given up on Nick streams and just want clips of especially lunatic crackpot insanity and degeneracy, staring at corner demons and ceiling cats while completely losing his shit.

Nobody cares about Nick any more except as a joke.

Even Nick doesn't care about his show anymore or he would put in some effort.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I think at this point most people have completely given up on Nick streams and just want clips of especially lunatic crackpot insanity and degeneracy, staring at corner demons and ceiling cats while completely losing his shit.

Nobody cares about Nick any more except as a joke.

Nick has reached a pretty dark point in an alcoholic's life - when their friends have finally given up on trying to save them, and decide they no longer wish to take the abuse they endure every single time they try and convince the alcoholic that he has a problem. He tells his friends to get out and quit "attacking" him, they leave, and this time they don't come back, ever.

I'm not even trying to funny with that. It's truly sad (usually for everyone involved in such a situation). This is Nick though, and I'm not his friend, so I don't have to feel bad.

 

[Captain Manning]

I heard Nick died is that true?

Only his dignity.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Feral cats cannot be domesticated.

Probably beaten to death by now (both the supposed cat and this reply), but ferals can be. It can take a hot minute though.

Ur gonna die pining for donuts you cuck! U’ll never get ur wife’s yeast. NEVERRRRR

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Sensual Law...whelp.

 

[AnOminous]

It was in the context of a chat asking, [paraphrased] 'You have your children's uni funds now that you have had the Rittenhouse and Depp windfall, right? Lucky bastard!', and Nick responded [paraphrased] ' NO! Uni is worthless! We are able to teach them so much at home--more than normal schools. They do not have to get a useless degree and be wage slaves. We are teaching them their true value. They all want to be streamers anyway. I told them to think about doing something with music on YT, or do coding. Today's kids are so smart. They code whole things in Roblox!'

Luckily the grandparents probably have bypassed Nick on that decision as they realize he is a completely fucked-up retard who can't be trusted with money. They will veto his retardation with a generation-skipping method rich people have had for centuries, where you bypass the fuckup kid and just ensure your grandchildren have what they need. They wrote this useless faggot off decades ago.

His dumb idea that they will also become skeletal retard streamers like he is will be overruled by the people with actual brains in the family. It's not up to him, that's been bypassed. He is a tumor on the family line.

 

[Chibitzen]

Well the farms played a huge hand in making him successful, and now he considers the site to be traitors.

- Kayla wins almost EVERYTHING in court, taking the kids and all of his money and even all his livestreaming equipment. The only thing he gets to keep is the house, but with very little in it.

- He walks into his studio, looking over it, wondering where he went wrong. The only thing left is the chair, normally occupied by the corner demon.

- Nick sits in the Cuck Chair and has a vision of his younger self, streaming with all the heart and ambition he used to have. He realizes he was the Corner Demon all along.

- As the original Feralcat's satanic version of Nick singing Komm Susser Todd plays, Nick slowly drinks himself to death, whiskey after whiskey while realizing that he was the Lolyer all along.

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[Party Hat Wurmple]

Saw the Null clip (I catch up on his stream during work drives). April off stream stripping is the corner demon. He glances and adverts his eyes while his speech increases like she took off her clothes. He closes his eyes before looking direct at her, in her underwear, apologizing how he has to take care of it while eyeballing it from top down as if someone is removing more and says see you guys as soon as possible with further plans and glances back. Is this some sort of dominatrix stuff?

This is my headcanon too. His asides to the Corner Demon aren't angry or irritation. They seem playful, almost flirty. It really does sound like he's reacting to her flashing him her tits or something along those lines. I think April is teasing him by doing sexual acts while he's on stream from the Cuck Chair. The bathroom breaks could be taken to "tend" to those.

Ok I finally have a version of Komm Susser Todd that's not a complete ear fucking disaster or a pussy ass cover. Feral Cat might be a lot of things but he's not a quittin' cat.

The ear fucking disaster is what gave it charm IMHO. This is a song about suicide being done by a guy who's a complete fucking train wreck. If it doesn't sound like complete ear-rape, why bother?

Didn't Nick say at some point that one of his older kids wants to be a content creator?

What a horrifying way to phrase this question....

 

[AnOminous]

What a horrifying way to phrase this question....

He has basically said his kids won't go to college on his dime, because he's a faggot who would rather blow all his money on MDMA and trips to gay bars and Hedonism II and Rustangs that he immediately crashes, because he couldn't give a shit less about his kids, who he hates anyway. I certainly hope the grandparents have bypassed his retarded ideas and will fund his kids getting an actual education, as opposed to following the Balldo path and becoming drug-addicted coomer streamers, which is what Nick wants.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm here with a new theory, the corner demon is the former Nick. The Nick we are currently looking at is a balldo demon skin walking in his corpse. The real Nick is now a disembodied soul sitting in the corner.

The corner demon is Vic's net worth.

I like how @Balldo's Gate does an extremely detailed post (again) involving clanking bottles, cell phones, and room diagrams, and some people still be like "Naw, fuck that! That crazy drunken drugged-out nigga's just hallucinating again!"

I'd almost be offended after all the hard work Balldo's Gate and others have put in, but I think this says a lot about what people have come to expect from Nick now.

I expect nothing from Nick and am never disappointed.

If that were to happen again, I'm not even wasting any time. The moment I see any new account say anything that sounds like "well ya know, I don't like Nick either, but I think Elissa/Kalea/Cynthia blah blah blah" it's getting immediately reported, and somebody with more authority than I can be the judge. That was so stupid.

Don't speak the demon's name or it shall appear.

There is no explanation that makes sense other than that there's someone in the corner.

A tripod of course.

Here's a @Captain Manning inspired cover.

 

[AltisticRight]

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[Retink Retunk]

Finally finished this last night. I hope you all enjoy my efforts.

Sir Balldolot and the Kiwinavian Prudes
A Kiwi Farms Music Video

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Long live the Null, king of the prudes!

 

[AltisticRight]

In a new update of Nick Rekieta's fight to legalize accusing people of "literally sucking little boys cocks", his lawyer informs the court (in response to a fraudulent notice by the opposing party) that, actually, his opponent conceded that Nick already won, and in a move that can only be described as Genius, proceeded to, IN THE VERY NEXT PARAGRAPH, assert that Nick winning is actually Nick losing, and therefore the court should disregard his opponent making Nick win.

Nick's paying for this superb representation.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/steve-...eta-rekieta-law-llc-2023.143950/post-18187690

Bingo.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

He has basically said his kids won't go to college on his dime, because he's a faggot who would rather blow all his money on MDMA and trips to gay bars and Hedonism II and Rustangs that he immediately crashes, because he couldn't give a shit less about his kids, who he hates anyway. I certainly hope the grandparents have bypassed his retarded ideas and will fund his kids getting an actual education, as opposed to following the Balldo path and becoming drug-addicted coomer streamers, which is what Nick wants.

I know. I just hate our degenerate society.