Laplace's Victim wants you to admit it: the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[turkishoni22]

Word of advice: Stay away from relationships with blonde women in the medical industry that have the smell of federal agents. I know this is weird sudden advice but there is a cosmic reason at play.

what do you mean the smell off doesn't quite track

 

[Laplace's Victim]

For example: The asseating thing is a reference to @Stan . She is a married woman lusting after you to 'own the incels.' This is funny because she just came back from a "romantic trip" WITH HER HUSBAND alongside her DAUGHTER. One of her attempts to own the incels is to proudly proclaim her asseating. For five weeks. Nonstop. Sometimes unprompted. It was weirdly hillarious.

Nah, she violated her mans.
That's crazy disrespectful, or maybe the husband is just one of those types...
ya get me

What I'm saying is: You're safe if you can figure out how not to self-halal. And like I said previously, I am legit open to discourse atm. If you want some questions answered.
Your chinfag has already satiated my lulz. So no worries from me.

Thank you. I enjoyed the few interactions we had, but I am quite busy at the moment, so I probably won't reply much more to this thread.
The attention the thread received was very surprising. It has been interesting!..

 

[The Lawgiver]

what do you mean the smell off doesn't quite track

When they got that fed energy. That "let's go to the mountain town I work at the small hospital clinic in that's researching local diseases for vacation" kinda energy.

 

[Crex Crex]

This thread is (further) proof internet access should be forbidden to autists.

 

[turkishoni22]

This thread is (further) proof internet access should be forbidden to autists.

"autists" is an umbrella term for general human population

When they got that fed energy. That "let's go to the mountain town I work at the small hospital clinic in that's researching local diseases for vacation" kinda energy.

so your saying they want to make me disappear off the grid

 

[The Lawgiver]

so your saying they want to make me disappear off the grid

Probably.

Spoiler: They generally tend to look like this.

Careful out there man.

This thread is (further) proof internet access should be forbidden to autists.

It'd be a lot less fun without that though!

 

[turkishoni22]

Probably.

Spoiler: They generally tend to look like this.

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would

 

[The Lawgiver]

would

SEE THIS IS WHY I'M WARNING YOU!

 

[turkishoni22]

SEE THIS IS WHY I'M WARNING YOU!

thank you for prior warning i think I would still fall for it

 

[The Lawgiver]

thank you for prior warning i think I would still fall for it

Godspeed then.
At least make sure to take some good photos and spend like 3 or 4 years meeting the locals of the town before the inevitable day when you get left methed up on the side of the road at 3 AM clawing out your own throat.

 

[turkishoni22]

Godspeed then.
At least make sure to take some good photos and spend like 3 or 4 years meeting the locals of the town before the inevitable day when you get left methed up on the side of the road at 3 AM clawing out your own throat.

why methed up my bideltoid is 26 inches surely I would just be able to crush their skulls with my bare hand

 

[The Lawgiver]

why methed up my bideltoid is 26 inches surely I would just be able to crush their skulls with my bare hand

it's not actually meth in this hypothetical but I said meth for simplicity sake.
Also, could you, really? I mean physically yeah whatever but there's a specific mental and emotional strain with killing someone you've been romantically involved with for years.

 

[turkishoni22]

it's not actually meth in this hypothetical but I said meth for simplicity sake.
Also, could you, really? I mean physically yeah whatever but there's a specific mental and emotional strain with killing someone you've been romantically involved with for years.

what if im just larping my feelings to them

 

[The Lawgiver]

what if im just larping my feelings to them

Not how this works sorry.

 

[turkishoni22]

Not how this works sorry.

elab

 

[The Lawgiver]

elab

You don't larp a long term relationship, you get involved with someone for like 3 years with face to face contact and intimate encounters constantly that shit's gonna turn genuine.

 

[turkishoni22]

You don't larp a long term relationship, you get involved with someone for like 3 years with face to face contact and intimate encounters constantly that shit's gonna turn genuine.

only somewhat genuine you can still detach

 

[The Lawgiver]

only somewhat genuine you can still detach

Yeah you say that till you get full on into it that's the issue.

 

[Broadside]

why methed up my bideltoid is 26 inches surely I would just be able to crush their skulls with my bare hand

You can't even maintain eye contact with another human being

 

[BigAangus]

I dont need dating advice from a broccoli twink lmao