🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

Would Russell have been able to take off work from his janitorial job for that? I'm not sure he could. Has Rusty indicated what he is doing for work these days? That is one thing I would love to know.

From his LinkedIn, looks like he's some type of document sorter.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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From his LinkedIn, looks like he's some type of document sorter.

A file clerk then.

Way to put that associate's degree to work there Russtard!

 

[StinkySnack]

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So when he's a file sorter, he's "technically" a legal assistant in his mind. Kind of like when he was a paralegal he was "technically" a lawyer.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Way to put that associate's degree to work there Russtard!

I was listening to an old Walter Fate reading of his book when a certain line jumped out at me. He’s fantasizing about sitting in a limo with a disco ball in it with Taylor when she suggestively asks, “do you know what I think we should do?”
Suave Fantasy Russ says, “My degree isn’t in mind reading, Taylor.”
He’s so goddam proud of a technically unnecessary two year degree THAT TOO HIM FIVE YEARS. It boggles the mind.

 

[RodgerDodger]

A file clerk then.

Way to put that associate's degree to work there Russtard!

Gee. Wouldn't that declaration of self described "Legal Assistant" be an interesting Exibit with regard to Russels cries of being an ignorant pro se retard?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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From his LinkedIn, looks like he's some type of document sorter.

I guess nobody in the office had a 13-15 year old kid who needs some money and/or needs some babysitting time to file and organize documents

 

[SteveGoatman]

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From his LinkedIn, looks like he's some type of document sorter.

I'd also like to point out that this is a shipping/trucking company....I kind of doubt that they have an actual job position with the title of "Legal Assistant". Not saying they might not have an in house lawyer but it's not likely they have an actual "legal department" per se that would support hiring someone in this role. So as pointed out above...he's a file clerk/office admin and that's fine but Crusty Rusty, as usual, is trying to church things up.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He’s fantasizing about sitting in a limo with a disco ball in it

Which is the most ridiculous thing I could imagine being in a limo but then this is Russtard we're talking about. A guy who honestly thinks Coldstone is the best place for ice cream.

I kind of doubt that they have an actual job position with the title of "Legal Assistant". Not saying they might not have an in house lawyer but it's not likely they have an actual "legal department" per se that would support hiring someone in this role. So as pointed out above...he's a file clerk/office admin and that's fine but Crusty Rusty, as usual, is trying to church things up.

He probably looks over the contracts and slurps, "yeah this is good" and think that he's hot shit because of it.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I guess nobody in the office had a 13-15 year old kid who needs some money and/or needs some babysitting time to file and organize documents

I guess they don’t mind having drool all over their documents either

 

[Cougar Pump]

You’re misreading it. He is legally an assistant. Also holds the rank of General (dogsbody).

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You’re misreading it. He is legally an assistant. Also holds the rank of General (dogsbody).

So he's Baldrick from Blackadder is what you're saying?

 

[Free the Pedos]

So he's Baldrick from Blackadder is what you're saying?

Baldrick was no simp. He spent his earnings on turnips, not hoes.

 

[Cougar Pump]

It was a Goon Show joke originally, but that’s getting into proper oldies territory.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Has Greer ever fallen in the water?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Has Greer ever fallen in the water?

Pretty sure that would mean an instant horrible drowning death for a gimptard who can't close his mouth. I'm amazed he even showers. He must swallow half his shampoo-rinsewater when he does.

Wait a minute! THAT'S why his damn hair always looks so greasy! The bamboon don't wash it!

 

[Debbie Macomber]

@The Great Citracett You previously said the Fox affiliate segment about Taylor Swift is lost media, I know Rekieta and Sriracha reacted to it in full on their Greer streams (link), perhaps there's a way to crop them out and mute their audio to restore the orignal video?

 

[PollyPissyPants]

Well that makes more sense. It's still fucking stupid but at least makes more sense.


Video chat. Somebody there should have a phone or tablet to at least allow him to see Rusty one last time and for Russtard to say his goodbyes.

I imagine news of Rusty’s fuckery has spread like wildfire; so there is little to no contact with his family outside of legal help to keep the goblin out of jail. I also doubt anyone that loved gramps would facilitate his last dying vision possibly being the face of a greasy, gimpy faced retard. I hope so, anyway.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

perhaps there's a way to crop them out and mute their audio to restore the orignal video?

I clipped and cropped it, but I don't think it's possible to mute the random comments Nick and his host makes:

2:18

Here's how only clipped looks in comparison:

Also, this is funny out of context:

 

[Kosher Salt]

Would Russell have been able to take off work from his janitorial job for that? I'm not sure he could.

Even if he had to take unpaid time off, I'd be shocked if they wouldn't let an employee attend a grandparent's funeral.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

In the interest of contributing something to this thread, I checked on his PACs. Connecting Nevada is still defunct.


The Committee for Internet Change is still listed as active. I'm probably retarded for asking this, but on the document it says PACs need to be registered before or on January 15th, yet Russ doesn't seem to have done so (the most recent registration form is from 2023). Has the state simply forgotten about it or not updated their website?


I ask because Russ was punctual registering A Safer Nevada (credit where it's due, even in the middle of a lolsuit, he sticks to his guns.) Oh, speaking of, he's connected it with his Intimate Dealings thingy (document link). (Privated because it includes someone's dox)

Ta treść jest prywatna.

Also, in April 2023, according to his filings he spent $100 of ASN's (i.e., his) money on paid ads. Category D is advertisement expense.

And in June, he either scammed some poor sucker out of $50 or donated it himself.