💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[MilkThePig]

The GAY VIRGIN FATRICK

There has never been a more ham(tee hee!)-fisted attempt at trying to frame someone as this. Literally lifted the insult towards himself from a Reddit meme. I'm starting to think this Patrick S Tomlinson character isn't the sharpest tool in the box.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

he's just building up to the day he can invite the niggas over for a george floyd day party and obtain pepperoni ingredients for years

Exactly. Thats what this is all about. At first the black children fed his appetite, but as the hunger grows, so does the size of the blacks he needs to grind up into pepperoni. In a couple months he will be feeding morbidly obese black women from the local DMV into the grinder

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

That’s …. Probably confirmation that Slikki Nikki is as bad as fats.

or not tbh. Remember pat keeps her in check with her pills so any action taken by her is likely at the direction of her "male feminist's" hubby

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

John Walker Flynt AKA Brianna Wu and his gay husband. Think that's pretty much it though.

I could be mistaken, but I believe they are included in the SFWA pedophiles. At the very least, the second part.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

or not tbh. Remember pat keeps her in check with her pills so any action taken by her is likely at the direction of her "male feminist's" hubby

I dunno, quasi posted a thread on the second, better forum about her trying to fuck him out of 26K earlier.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/reason-1-1-000-000-why-niki-robinson-is-a-piece-of-shit.53307/

Also she takes the fart in vagina jokes and runs to those fluff piece interviews to cry about how the Owen fellas keep threatening to rape her. I think she even once said that Dan the teddy bear threatens her more than Patrick but I could be wrong. See also: her “they’re trying to kill us” hoodie etc etc. her dumb fucking politics inspired the political pat we all know and love. Niki is just as retarded and complacent.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I dunno, quasi posted a thread on the second, better forum about her trying to fuck him out of 26K earlier.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/reason-1-1-000-000-why-niki-robinson-is-a-piece-of-shit.53307/

Also she takes the fart in vagina jokes and runs to those fluff piece interviews to cry about how the Owen fellas keep threatening to rape her. I think she even once said that Dan the teddy bear threatens her more than Patrick but I could be wrong. See also: her “they’re trying to kill us” hoodie etc etc. her dumb fucking politics inspired the political pat we all know and love. Niki is just as retarded and complacent.

Im amazed her mother hasn't forced a divorce. Fatrick has proven to be one expensive pig and the only way out od the hell they have made is to separate.

 

[AnOminous]

Have you seen Hugo Weaving in “The Interview”? I feel like he really showed his stuff there.

I haven't but it sounds like a good recommendation. I liked his Elrond because he captured the dickishness of elves.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

There has never been a more ham(tee hee!)-fisted attempt at trying to frame someone as this. Literally lifted the insult towards himself from a Reddit meme. I'm starting to think this Patrick S Tomlinson character isn't the sharpest tool in the box.

Honestly, from a certain point of view it's among his best writing ever! Think of the constraints! It had to be insulting, and obviously so. But it had to be acceptable to print and publish widely on twitter, and also not simply laughable. Given all that, I think he threaded the needle relatively well. "NIGGER FAGGOT" would have been better, but not been able to show.

Of course, he could have focused more on "fat" and less on "virgin?" and scored more points. I don't think anyone even here has ever called him a virgin especially not a virgin ass after all the trains that station services.

 

[FinnSven]

I dunno, quasi posted a thread on the second, better forum about her trying to fuck him out of 26K earlier.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/reason-1-1-000-000-why-niki-robinson-is-a-piece-of-shit.53307/

Also she takes the fart in vagina jokes and runs to those fluff piece interviews to cry about how the Owen fellas keep threatening to rape her. I think she even once said that Dan the teddy bear threatens her more than Patrick but I could be wrong. See also: her “they’re trying to kill us” hoodie etc etc. her dumb fucking politics inspired the political pat we all know and love. Niki is just as retarded and complacent.

To be fair to her, if she ran to the fluff pieces saying that the “terrorist stalkers” think black men fart in her vagina she would just sound fucking bonkers.

Not saying it’s ok to lie to them, it’s not and if another case is brought involving OnA, these false rape threat allegations should be mentioned, but even she realizes that the interviewers would hear that and spend the rest of the interview trying hard not to laugh.

It would be better to say that they claim falsely that she indulges in bizarre and dangerous perversions, but maybe she would also be lying if she claimed that?

Of course, he could have focused more on "fat" and less on "virgin?" and scored more points. I don't think anyone even here has ever called him a virgin especially not a virgin ass after all the trains that station services.

I recall at school in the 90s, the worst insult was to call someone a gay virgin, as while being gay was terrible, it was so much more terrible if you were gay and unable to even be fucked by other gays.
Gays presumably had no standards or sexual control, so gays obviously had sex with any other gay.
Unless of course, you were so unattractive that you were doomed to remain a gay virgin.

Fatrick probably got called this a lot, so imagines that the various stalkers are just basically his schoolyard bullies who would flush his head down the toilet and call him a gay and a virgin.

 

[Suspicious Homo]

We just got the Spaghetti Factory story.

 

[Something Awful]

Who is that guy and wtf is a "cow punching" background?

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Who is that guy and wtf is a "cow punching" background?

A beef farmer or hand; you punch cows with an iron spike to force them into the chute to go to the great farm in the sky.

Larry Correia

 

[Broadside]

We just got the Spaghetti Factory story.
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Just wanna contrast the state of Pat's life with how he used to talk back when he had a bit of wind in his sails, cos I just find it funny. I just find it so funny!

 

[FinnSven]

We just got the Spaghetti Factory story.
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That’s quite damming.

It’s not like anyone would have much to gain by lying if the belligerent drunk here wasn’t Fatrick.

So this is pretty strong circumstantial evidence that Fatrick is a well known drunk and arsehole in writers circles.

Also, “Sawed off”? That’s not something you say when someone is of average height or more. Even if you are a 6’6 linebacker and the foe is just a normal sized guy,
It makes Fatrick sound stubby. And stubby is descriptive of short and wide.

Fatrick is a stumpy little fuck, who is grossly fat.

 

[Something Awful]

Just wanna contrast the state of Pat's life with how he used to talk back when he had a bit of wind in his sails, cos I just find it funny. I just find it so funny!
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I mean, he still says the exact same thing.



Of course, at this point he literally doesn't have a "career", his reputation is that of a fat faggot with bitch tits, and his marriage... Why does he think someone wants to ruin his marriage with Niki? That would be like trying to ruin his employment at an HIV needle recycling plant.

 

[Maude Snew]

You know honestly the book of Job rewritten with Pat as the main character would be hilarious.

Book of Jobless then.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Who is that guy and wtf is a "cow punching" background?

I think he means cowpuncher. Means he's a cowboy.

 

[*sigh*]

I think he means cowpuncher. Means he's a cowboy.

Whenever you see someone slaughtering a cow using a punch gun, you just know he’s a cool guy.

 

[AprilRains]

Also, “Sawed off”? That’s not something you say when someone is of average height or more. Even if you are a 6’6 linebacker and the foe is just a normal sized guy,
It makes Fatrick sound stubby. And stubby is descriptive of short and wide.

Fatrick is a stumpy little fuck, who is grossly fat.

Wasn't there a police report where his height was given as 5'9" or thereabouts?

 

[JJLiautaud]

Book of Jobless then.

1 There was a man in the land of Millwaukee whose name was Fatrick. And that man was retarded and fat, one who feared labor and turned away at his pepperoni grinder. One daughter was born to him and he signed away his parental rights to her. His possessions were a v6 Rustang and a fatcycle and shitty overpriced guns. in addition he had a ha'hovel. Thus he was the least of all the people in the west.