💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[GaryGray]

"It's all a tax write off."

For something to be a tax write off first there needs to be enough revenue to tax. That list is ~$20k in stuff so he needs enough revenue to generate that in taxes. If all that stuff is a "tax write off" I would assume that means it is not owned by him but by what ever LLC all of his streaming is filed under. So if he were to go too many years without profit and decided to declare bankruptcy that would mean all that stuff would be sold off to pay debts.
Speaking of taxes, what is Rekieta's current revenue streams right now? He does not seem to have any paid sponsors, no exclusivity contracts, or really any kind of side deal. Is his only revenue right now from paid chats on Youtube and Rumble as well as a portion of Local's memberships? If that is the case he might be running in the red. Won't have to worry about writing off expenses when he first has to write off carry over losses.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

By his own account he has gone from 201 to 145. He claimed he had lost 10 pounds too much when he was at 155. If he works out as he intends with weights (unlikely), he will probably end up hurting himself. The weight he lost was his adult muscle mass. The good part of the body weight. If he eats more, he will find out most of what he puts on will be body fat in all the wrong places.

You have the body of an old man Nick. What you will soon find out is that you can't undo what you have done without years of work.

Bear in mind that he's 6'2" AND sedentary so the bmi chart absolutely applies to him. If he thinks he's ideal weight is 155lbs...Wait a minute! That's the female side!

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Like you want to feel sorry for him

no

 

[ChromaQuack]

He "hates the way show cancellations have been presented recently" and he's going to "put out a video on Locals, just for Locals people, just so you know, like, what's going on... cause I hate this, I hate this idea... it's like 'Oh well, he just doesn't want to do the show', like, no actually there's a ton of shit I want to do, I wish I had any time at all".

So let me get this straight (unlike Nick, zing!) :

He has an audience of around a thousand on Youtube and [Unintelligible number] on Rumble, his retarded lack of schedule and constant cancelations affect these two audiences.

Instead of explaining to his biggest audiences why there have been so many scheduling conflicts happening, when can they expect it to normalize, and what kind of schedule they can expect when it does, he chooses to explain himself only to a group of a dozen or so brown nosing retards.

Now Nicky, I might be too autistic to understand social cues, but this sounds to me like you are pre-emptively admitting that every single thing you will blurt out in said video (if it even happens, it won't) is going to be lies of such caliber that only the utter imbecilic yes-men of your locals would believe them, you also seem to be pissing your pants at the prospect of shoving said lies in front of a wider audience as it would cause a mass exodus of whatever paltry sum of viewers you have left.

To conclude, the only conclusion I can draw from this is

He's starting to go to the gym now? After even he's admitting he's lost way too much weight? He's completely retarded. That extra physical exertion is going to burn off those "extra" calories he's consuming. This is why you work out while you still have bodyfat you can sculpt into something.

Whoever is giving him this advice is either a braindead groomer nigger named Drexel or deliberately trying to sabotage him. "Starve away your body's energy reserves on a crash diet, and only then should you start pumping iron!" Right, that's why all the successful athletes only smugly eat 300 calories of Doritos a day.

Gym on an empty stomach is how you end up clintoning yourself with a barbell, not to mention that your body will start breaking down protein for energy and oops there go all your potential gains.

Fortunately for both Nicky and us we know his gym routine is sitting on his couch seeting extra hard at Xitter and KF.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick, I bet you smell absolutely terrible.

You're probably one of those animals that want everyone in public to notice that "after-sex" smell on you, so you leave that stank on you after balldo-ing your plastic pilled sex robot. Only the absolute worst of douchebags do that. Along with of course not showering for extended periods of time because practicing personal hygiene is work, and we know how much you hate work - like you said, "I just wanna go on stream and have fUuUn. Is that such a problem?" (from the "What do people want?!" clip)

Then of course the perma-alcohol smell coming from every pore, because your vice is obvious to everyone but you. It's always on your breath, and on your clothes.

So you don't shower, you don't wash up after balldo-time, you reek of liquor all the time, dude. You are a punishment to everyone around you, so bad that they feel the need to go home and take a shower after standing near you in line at the grocery store.

Even strangers who don't know you hate you. I know that when I'm at the grocery store, and have the absolute displeasure of standing close to somebody that clearly doesn't wipe, I want to kick their head in. I can't imagine the experience of being even remotely close to you.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Sorry for double posting but holy fuck i have never seen hair like that
(disregard gray dot on his temple - loading screen)
Wyświetl załącznik 5859249

It's like there's a trilobite crawling around on his scalp.

I have never before seen a man whose hair looks like a greasy in-progress game of Tetris.

 

[trash cat]

It's like there's a trilobite crawling around on his scalp.

Nick Rekieta sighting confirmed!!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Breaking news from @elb: Nick Rekieta hopes every Hmong in Minnesota makes a million dollars: "Minnesota has a large Hmong population, I love all of them very dearly, and I wish they all make a million dollars." Is this a shot across the bow at Metokur's wife Jade, a Hmong from Minnesota, or is this just the pointless and meaningless ramblings of a moron who's taken one too many "bathroom breaks"? Who knows!

No context Rekieta million dollar wish to Minnesota's entire Hmong population: "Minnesota has a large Hmong population, I love all of them very dearly, and I wish they all make a million dollars."

- 2h27m40s: "Yesterday I canceled my show because I wasn't even home till like 3AM... and I didn't know that was gonna happen until about 8:30PM"

Oh wow. That sounds a lot like the EMERGENCY DRIVE where Nick had to leave immediately and not return until 3AM shortly before he was discovered to be following Sweet Minty.

He "hates the way show cancellations have been presented recently" and he's going to "put out a video on Locals, just for Locals people, just so you know, like, what's going on... cause I hate this, I hate this idea... it's like 'Oh well, he just doesn't want to do the show', like, no actually there's a ton of shit I want to do, I wish I had any time at all".

Hates the way show cancellations have been presented? Presented by who? He has to mean here, right?

 

[polar bear]

It's like there's a trilobite crawling around on his scalp.

This is the most accurate and perfect comparison ever. And that tetris thing - chef's kiss, absolutely spot on. Rekieta is growing strange creatures on his head, there's no way that's human hair.
BTW, has anyone attempted to make a completely bald Nick? I mean bald as in middle-of-chemo bald, no hair on head or face at all. I have a feeling that alcoholism-induced cancer will get him before liver failure sets in.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Breaking news from @elb: Nick Rekieta hopes every Hmong in Minnesota makes a million dollars: "Minnesota has a large Hmong population, I love all of them very dearly, and I wish they all make a million dollars." Is this a shot across the bow at Metokur's wife Jade, a Hmong from Minnesota, or is this just the pointless and meaningless ramblings of a moron who's taken one too many "bathroom breaks"? Who knows!

Really stupid move from Nick. There is nothing for him to gain from going after Jim or Jade. It really hasn't worked for anyone that I recall. Although the rest of the video just makes it seem like he is just saying whatever random offensive thing comes to mind.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Really stupid move from Nick. There is nothing for him to gain from going after Jim or Jade. It really hasn't worked for anyone that I recall. Although the rest of the video just makes it seem like he is just saying whatever random offensive thing comes to mind.

From what I can gather from the clip, Nick saw that the plaintiff in a case mentioned in the article he was reading (Nguyen v. Bonta) had an Asian last name and used it as an excuse to go after the Hmong and then wish every Minnesotan Hmong makes a million dollars.

There is a visible cut before the part at the end where Nick reads out the live chat about the tribe from Brazil and I don't think that's actually related.

 

[BathTubShine]

Oh please balldo-cuck, whatever you do... DO NOT start public internet slapfight with cancer-aids-man and his wife, I repeat DO NOT!
It would make incel prudes at KarenFarms very upset if you did!
Also happy weekend kingpopewhatever, crack open few bottles of your finest whiskey to celebrate another hard HARD working week!

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Really stupid move from Nick. There is nothing for him to gain from going after Jim or Jade. It really hasn't worked for anyone that I recall. Although the rest of the video just makes it seem like he is just saying whatever random offensive thing comes to mind.

The thing that gets me? Jim laughed at Nick once. People were begging him to mention the Nose for a while, accusing him of Noseguarding until he had one short segment mostly devoted to lamenting how badly Nick has fucked himself over with his hedonism, with the trademark Jim wheezy cancer laugh at the absurdity of it. Nick really is turning into Ralph, one word against him and he declares jihad against you

 

[3MMA]

Hates the way show cancellations have been presented? Presented by who? He has to mean here, right?

My thoughts are he either means here, or here & overall, as he’s glued to his thread & talks like a fag. Notice there is no possesive pronoun such as, “I, mine, my, etc.” Nick is keen to constantly escape culpability, even in his syntax choice. As if his show cancellations happen in a vacuum, specifically a vacuum of which he has no control whatsoever. He did the same thing when he announced his totally real 107° fever. Total cop out, avoidance of the problem (him,) and minimization of the issue (lazy,) “It’s not me, blah blah balldo speak blah blah cancellations have been presented blah my boyfriends bix nood,” and so on. Everything in Nicks life must happen in this vacuum where no one is responsible for anything, ever. Not even the words they choose to speak, or not speak.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

If Nick's trying to bait Jim into going on his show, he should know Jim only goes on shows that can pull their own audience.

 

[AbyssStarer]

The Hmong in MN have a little history that might be interesting for people who don't know but my casual understanding of the Hmong and why the rest of Minnesota doesn't really like them is they bought up a ton of property in St. Cloud and pushed everyone else out. Most Minnesotans who were around for it are a second away from shitting on them (and the Somalis for similar reasons) like Europeans get with gypsies.

Maybe Nick is hoping a shot at Jade will get Daddy Gym to talk about him and catch a couple more viewers off it. Maybe he's retarded and simply went on a rant the ceiling cat thought would be a good idea.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Breaking news from @elb: Nick Rekieta hopes every Hmong in Minnesota makes a million dollars: "Minnesota has a large Hmong population, I love all of them very dearly, and I wish they all make a million dollars." Is this a shot across the bow at Metokur's wife Jade, a Hmong from Minnesota, or is this just the pointless and meaningless ramblings of a moron who's taken one too many "bathroom breaks"? Who knows!

It's hard to say, it sounds like it's incredibly obscure information to know that Jade is a Hmong, which I just learned were a people a minute ago. However... I think the whole Diddler Dax friendship club is getting nervous about Jimbo. A week or two ago Jim sent a 10 dollar super chat to Eric July saying something like, "Congratulations on selling so many comic books!" or something similarly innocent but he's obviously poking at the whole Anti-Rippaverse group. I'm guessing we'll find out Saturday.

 

[Nate Higgers]

shortly before he was discovered to be following Sweet Minty.

I’m not familiar with this, was this a prostitute or some kind of social media troon he’s following online?

 

[BathTubShine]

I’m not familiar with this, was this a prostitute or some kind of social media troon he’s following online?

iirc she is an escort(prostitute) of some sorts from the Twin Cities area where Nicky happens to visit fairly regularly.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Lol
While there are Hmong in Vietnam, Nguyen is not a name they really use.
Get your ching chongs right Nick, it's like Racism 103.