💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
Sorry for double posting but holy fuck i have never seen hair like that
(disregard gray dot on his temple - loading screen)
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I don't understand how you could do this to your children. Why wouldn't you make an effort to stop your descent
Because drug addicts and alcoholics are self centered assholes who only care about their next fix. It doesn’t matter who they were before they became addicted they all turn out the same.
 
I only miss Nick's interviews. He had real talent for it and it's not something everyone has. See the mental deficient called yellowflash for how not to conduct interviews.
 
waiting to see how dead Rekieta looks tonight (late again), and i noticed we've been felted by a tetris-playing boomer. It always amazes me how unfunny and unimaginative his fans are.
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edit to add pic - in case you've been wondering, he still hasn't showered. That whole room must smell of greasy hair
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"Look guys, LORD REKIETA would have a gold play button and a billion dollar Rumble contract if it weren't for that GODDAMNED KIWIFARMS making fun of him!"

How demented do you have to be to blame Rekieta's troubles on KF and not him?

Rekeita's actually talking about law stuff and only repeating himself a little bit. He doesn't even look particularly yellow. Rekeitabros are we gonna make it?
The last time somebody here suggested he might be pulling up, we got that Steel Toe show not soon after.
 
Boring show. He's still pushing the idea that he looks bad because he lost 10lb too many, but it'll soon be fixed because he's eating more and going to the gym.

He has trouble sticking to a story about yesterday's cancellation:
- 2m10s: "I took Wednesday off because I needed to sleep..."
- 2h27m40s: "Yesterday I canceled my show because I wasn't even home till like 3AM... and I didn't know that was gonna happen until about 8:30PM"

He "hates the way show cancellations have been presented recently" and he's going to "put out a video on Locals, just for Locals people, just so you know, like, what's going on... cause I hate this, I hate this idea... it's like 'Oh well, he just doesn't want to do the show', like, no actually there's a ton of shit I want to do, I wish I had any time at all".
 
YT did almost 3x rumble at $96. Boring rumble rants. That is all.
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Total Rumbles: $ 33
Rumble Count: 15 ( 7 )
Conversion Rate Raw: 0.23828435266084197 ( Adjusted: 0.1112% )
Peak Viewers: 6295
Peaked time: 2024-03-29 01:43:46.507803924 -0500 CDT m=+15977.027731186
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Chat Messages: 2271 ( 235 unique users )
Muted: 0
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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StreamID: 274777734
Start: 2024-03-28 22:10:35.688771036 -0500 CDT m=+3186.208698334
End: 2024-03-29 02:25:23.230417918 -0500 CDT m=+18473.750345280
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v4m6ns6-republic...cameras-eastman-disbarred-paxton-wins-ag.html
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YT did almost 3x rumble at $96. Boring rumble rants. That is all.
This makes me wonder how many are still paying subs to Locals despite it being a ghost town. The current decline in supers are barely paying the monthly snack bill.

His chat barely moves despite the views unless it's hecklers these days. Live stream rewatches barely make any ad revenue. At this point he making less than a manager in retail.
 
It boggles my mind that this guy used to get legit high-ranking lawyers like Ron Goldman on regularly. I remember the first time Ron was on and he was a very serious-faced lawyer guy. A few times on Rekieta's show and he loosened up and showed himself to be an actually funny dude. Cracking jokes and apparently even saying "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE" at one point. And that's just 1 off the top of my head at 5 am deargodwhyamIstillawake.

Now he gets literal who's like that steel toe show I've never heard of before and doesn't even have that retard Camelot on anymore.
 
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