💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Not Who You Think]

It’s a big part of Balldo’s problem too; he couldn’t compartmentalize his personal life away from his “online career”; he really wanted to cultivate and go after that “parasocial” fan base experience and now it’s biting him in the ass because all the stuff we laugh at him about…is stuff he’s voluntarily shared about his personal life.

During Nick's worst time of his life in 2022 he basically said that his personal life (family/friends/God) was falling apart while his professional life was great.

With that in mind, it is reasonable to say that whoever Nick was previously oversharing with was substituted with his Internet fanbase. Nick then promptly overshared with them. Unsure exactly what the issue was, but if Nick couldn't get validation from family/friends/God during this time, then he sought it elsewhere because he still needed that validation (otherwise Nick's deviant actions wouldn't have the "social/moral context" that he's going on about to justify his actions). This is probably why it stung him so much that people here and elsewhere didn't give him that validation to the point that he had to keep reminding everyone how much he "doesn't care".

Unfortunately for Nick, he isn't built for mature/healthy relationships or real friends due to his anti-social tendencies and inability to process genuine concern from others as anything other than an attack. Insecure, spiteful, and though he may not be literally alone (wife and kids) Nick sure seems lonely.

Holy crap. You guys weren't lying about the comb over. This is bad......
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from Troll Chats & the Problem w/ Montagraph’s Claims

Nick should just get a shorter haircut. He had shorter hair in his early videos. Maybe shave his head to fundraise for something that will build some goodwill and help acclimate his viewers to him having less hair. Nick should also try and get some sun and work on his health to avoid looking sickly in addition to his hair loss (and stop trying to add color with that silly yellow filter).

Many men lose hair as they age and it's certainly nothing to be embarrassed about around age 40. The only embarrassing thing is when they are in denial or overcompensate (as in a midlife crisis).

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

He's so fucking greasy all he time, it's like he goes days without bathing.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The only thing I know about Steel Toe outside of his intersections with Rekieta is that one of those aformentioned alogs is this guy who has a channel called Nobody Likes Onions, who regularly shits on him (he also shits on Mersh, too).
I only know about him because he got an interview with this unhinged comedian called Dan Nainan and let one of his biggest haters call in and grill him.

All I know is he can't make women cum thanks to the Kino Casino

 

[Law]

Clearly, this is peak Christian lifestyle we're seeing.

He's got the Vasily the Blessed bod, clothing and behaviour down pat. He's leading us all closer to God.

He talks, looks and acts like a retarded, anorexic woman

Sorry, Crackieta/Basil the Holy Fool is all man. This is male behaviour. These are a man's actions and choices.
The only """"woman"""" he resembles is noted mentally ill penis- haver Dylan Mulvaney, as other astute posters have pointed out.

"No, guys, really, I'm not a degenerate alcoholic sex pest. Everyone is the same, they're just better at hiding it than I am!"

Denial is like page one of the alcoholic's playbook. It's not that bad, Rackets! Keep going!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I feel like as time goes on “The worst day of my life” is probably a cope to explain shitty behavior.

 

[Law]

I feel like as time goes on “The worst day of my life” is probably a cope to explain shitty behavior.

"The worst day of your life. . . so far."

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick should just get a shorter haircut. He had shorter hair in his early videos. Maybe shave his head to fundraise for something that will build some goodwill and help acclimate his viewers to him having less hair. Nick should also try and get some sun and work on his health to avoid looking sickly in addition to his hair loss (and stop trying to add color with that silly yellow filter).

Many men lose hair as they age and it's certainly nothing to be embarrassed about around age 40. The only embarrassing thing is when they are in denial or overcompensate (as in a midlife crisis).

Nick should stop drinking his calories and take some vitamins, not the homeopathic shit Kayla gives him. His excess drinking is sapping nutrients his hair and skin need.

 

[Humble Architect]

How long until Rekieta’s HD camera starts to look like it has Vaseline on it to hide his flesh change from worshiping Slaanesh

I had my AI take a break from making Taylor Swift content for retards and had it draw Nicky, it’s not good, I gotta get my prompts right but honestly, I think it captured him perfectly, it even did a separate headshot to show the combover.

Really captures what Rackets is all about

Fun fact for you non-40k autists, Slaanesh worshippers are actually incompetent and useless when compared to the other followers of Chaos, food for thought.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I feel like as time goes on “The worst day of my life” is probably a cope to explain shitty behavior.

I'm starting to think that, as quite a few posters have pointed out, it may have been something as simple as someone telling him "no".

"No, you can't spend $300k on the family money on a painting of a black penis".

Someone genuinely putting their foot down and denying something to him shatered the illusion that he was daddy's special little boy, at the height of his e-fame at that, his planet sized ego deflated into a shriveled prune of a man and so did his physique follow.

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I had my AI take a break from making Taylor Swift content for retards and had it draw Nicky, it’s not good, I gotta get my prompts right but honestly, I think it captured him perfectly, it even did a separate headshot to show the combover.

Really captures what Rackets is all about

Fun fact for you non-40k autists, Slaanesh worshippers are actually incompetent and useless when compared to the other followers of Chaos, food for thought.

All you have to do is photoshop his tongue-out face onto Lucius the eternal, they must have been separated at birth or something.

Add a variety of rekieta.png on his chestplate for good measure and you have your Lawchampion of slaneesh.

 

[HostilePustule]

I kind of doubt Nick even remembers what "the worst day of my life" even was, if not because he's too drunk but because it's completely made-up. Unless it really was a leukemia diagnosis and his accelerated spiral is a mad cope about how non-practicing his degeneracy was up until that point in his life. But if it really was some terminal thing he should have spent his time getting his affairs in order instead of trying to order his affairs.

 

[Sharpeteer]

"No, you can't spend $300k on the family money on a painting of a black penis".

As stupid as it is, I could easily see him spending six figures on a very detailed painting of a black pee pee, saying "Look at this painting! It's funny! Sorry Karen Farmers!" Would be money well spent, except we wouldn't even see it, as it would be on the floor behind one of the other paintings.

Also speaking of Nick's bad financial decisions, I remember towards the end of the Ethereum gold coin rush, the RTX 3090Ti graphics card came out, and was priced between $2K-$3K depending on the model you got. Nick of course got one, as he showcased the box for the EVGA model in the background of his streams many times.

I ask why? This GPU was only bought by Ethereum miners who didn't believe in the POS migration happening, video editors that needed the memory, and those wanting to play games in 4K with a lot of money to spend - Nick is NONE of those things. His streams are the simplest most basic thing ever, any crappy cheap GPU would be fine for his purposes, and he's such a boomer that he doesn't play such games, so why did he buy literally the most expensive graphics card he possibly could at the time? Could he really be that basic that he believes the most expensive of something automatically means he needs that one?

Because he's an idiot, *and* doesn't know anything about computers. Would also explain why he thinks his internet being out for a bit puts him dead in the water with absolutely no recourse.

 

[not william stenchever]

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I had my AI take a break from making Taylor Swift content for retards and had it draw Nicky, it’s not good, I gotta get my prompts right but honestly, I think it captured him perfectly, it even did a separate headshot to show the combover.

Really captures what Rackets is all about

Fun fact for you non-40k autists, Slaanesh worshippers are actually incompetent and useless when compared to the other followers of Chaos, food for thought.

Tzeentch and Nurgle know how to get shit done and Khorne boys know how to properly break shit.

 

[Humble Architect]

I'm starting to think that, as quite a few posters have pointed out, it may have been something as simple as someone telling him "no".

"No, you can't spend $300k on the family money on a painting of a black penis".

Someone genuinely putting their foot down and denying something to him shatered the illusion that he was daddy's special little boy, at the height of his e-fame at that, his planet sized ego deflated into a shriveled prune of a man and so did his physique follow.

All you have to do is photoshop his tongue-out face onto Lucius the eternal, they must have been separated at birth or something.
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Add a variety of rekieta.png on his chestplate for good measure and you have your Lawchampion of slaneesh.

See, Lucius is low-hanging fruit and the comparison fails because Lucius is actually really funny and entertaining.

Nicky is just sad, shameful and in denial, Lucius owns what he is.

 

[Harm]

Because he's an idiot, *and* doesn't know anything about computers.

That's next level retarded. That's like buying Eric Clapton's Les Paul at auction so you can slop your way through "Smoke on the Water" once a week.

He could have paid someone who knows their shit even as little as $20 and they'd recommend a GPU that'd do everything he needs while saving thousands of dollars.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Elaborating on my earlier comment, 21:10 onwards:

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I'm starting to think that, as quite a few posters have pointed out, it may have been something as simple as someone telling him "no".

"No, you can't spend $300k on the family money on a painting of a black penis".

Someone genuinely putting their foot down and denying something to him shatered the illusion that he was daddy's special little boy, at the height of his e-fame at that, his planet sized ego deflated into a shriveled prune of a man and so did his physique follow.

I think it was the first time he probably could talk back to his dad or mom because he was a success on his own. Probably doing something they thought was maybe a distraction (his Dad was supportive, was his Dad in chat at all after the worst day?).

I’m guessing Nick got slapped down hard after that by his mom. He seems to be the faggot with mommy issues if you compare his wife and his mother. People typically marry someone with qualities similar to their own parents, if their parents were good. Nick married a druggy former cheerleader/ drama club member and his mom was a working mother with a Goku Gettem attitude.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

All you have to do is photoshop his tongue-out face onto Lucius the eternal, they must have been separated at birth or something.

Add a variety of rekieta.png on his chestplate for good measure and you have your Lawchampion of slaneesh.

Why stop there? You can have the whole Locals, Dick, and more praising A Man, duh in this

 

[Maude Snew]

I didn't really listen to the ronversations as more than background noise because the whole have extravagantly lengthy "conversations" with someone who isn't there and you're yelling at them on a platform they aren't even on is. . .WEIRD! And FUNNAY!

That's just Shane Nonce reading his thread and responding on Xitter only less fat and toothless.

 

[Windy Moors]

How long until Rekieta’s HD camera starts to look like it has Vaseline on it to hide his flesh change from worshiping Slaanesh

"All right, Mr. Steeltoe, I'm ready for my balldo."- Swinger Boulevard (2024).

 

[AnOminous]

While I suspected Nick was abusing cocaine for some time I'm pretty sure that nosebleed is a smoking gun. Boozehounds who use blow to "balance out" always crash and burn in spectacular fashion. It's horrible for your brain, your finances, and your social life. This can only end badly for Nick.

I know someone who owned a small chain of music equipment stores and he first started looking like Nick after combining a coke and booze habit, then he developed swelling in his lower legs from lymphedema, then got the ascites where otherwise being skeletal, your lower abdomen starts swelling up. You look like one of those African famine children.

Then he died, of course.

If he ever starts swelling up in the middle despite otherwise being skeletal, start the death clock.

In any case, Nick has fetishized various forms of self-destruction and his values are largely inverted, so him intentionally driving his audience down to 0 in a backward attempt at success is a real possibility.

This is why you should commit your insane, self-destructive acts when you're young if you're inclined in that direction. That way you can wear them out and get bored with them and then in your later years you can go ha-ha and laugh at how insane you used to be. I mean you're still that insane, but you've grown bored with the worst parts of it and don't do them any more. Pick them up in middle age and you're just going to die young. Like Nickhole.