Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

[Judge Dredd]

Is the mainstream non-gaming media talking about gg2.0 much still? I remember during 1.0 it took up the news cycle for weeks but I haven't seen as much about it. What do you think? Is it over? Is it just getting started?

It depends on your standards.

We haven't got the SBI Law and Order episode or anything on that scale yet, and the MSM is currently focused on other things like the bridge collapse, the war in Ukraine, and the war in Palistine.

The increasing irrelevancy of game journalism makes it heard to judge. They don't have the reach they used to. The best they've managed so far is getting some MSM jounros to comment on social media.

If I had to guess, we'll not see the MSM escalation like we saw with GG as part of the strategy is to not talk about it, since doing so brings attention to SBI. But as for these consultancy companies, we're seeing the start since the money is running out, and they're going to meltdown more and more.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

(I also imagine a black man might find it offensive, but who knows)

It's possible. "Spade" is a slur for a black person, but it's kinda dated and lackluster, like "spook" or "negro". If she was fat, they'd probably ignore it because dat Phat Ass White Girl booty be real 'n sheeeit.

Now a black woman, on the other hand, would be completely offended at the idea of a junglebunny riding pole in her demographic and would complain about "queen of spades" to launder her grievances.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I thought she was American from her accent, but she corrected me and told me she was Canadian. I think not knowing much about America and almost nothing about Canada made it so I just didnt know this sort of thing existed

So it's REALLY easy to tell the difference between the two

• One says "about", the other says "a boot"
  • The one that says "a boot" also ends their sentences with "eh"
• One of them likes hockey while the other treats it as a religion
• One of them also has an infatuation with Maple Syrup.

 

[Level99Manchild]

i hate the black troons as much as the next guy but the mgtow wahh i cant get laid faggots are just as bad

Is it? I thought Mgtow could always back up their points (incels too), but are dismissed as losers who can't get laid. We're even seeing it in this thread.

If Mgtow wasn't getting attention, no one from both political sides would have cared about Passport Bros. It's getting attention for better and worse because Mgtow exposed how bad things are in Pop Culture, Media, and Politics (there's a crisis where boys and men feel more alienated, but both sides aren't doing anything to help). Yes, Mgtow deserves some criticism (e.g. Saying Pearlythings is the face of Mgtow and men is retarded af), but more people are criticizing women and the far left out now than 11 years ago without "incel behavior." It's not hard to see someone connect Mgtow's point on women never getting accountability or consequences when it's applied to Zoe Quinn or anyone from SBI/Black Gamer Girls.

 

[Kotol]

My 2 cents on the Overwatch 2 topic and the release of Venture, the non-binary that will always remain an ugly woman in my eyes, I cannot be fucked to refer to her as "they/them". Since Venture has been uglified (she didn't look this goblin-like in her concept art), we can clearly see that Blizzard treats her as a woman so they gave her the uggo bat.

When Soldier 76 was made gay in a comic out of nowhere, one has to think back to the time it happened. Blizzard was in the middle of the whole BlitzChung fiasco, making it very clear that they give not a single fuck about Hong Kong and would rather bow down to China. To distract the masses, they turned Soldier 76 gay, with little success.

So what is happening this time that Venture is "FINALLY the REPRESENTATION that NBs needed for years, yas slay kween!"? Well, Blizzard admitted that any sort of PvE content coming to Overwatch 2 was cancelled. After they cancelled the PvE campaign with skill trees etc etc, they opted to release smaller PvE missions with regular hero gameplay. Apparently people didn't buy a pack of four missions for 20 dollars after being disappointed by the cancellation of the real campaign, big shocker.
Oh, but the cancellation of ANY PvE content wasn't all, no no no. Their skins with the most level of detail and creativity, called "Mythic Skins" have been skins that feature slight variations, so like 2-3 different styles wrapped into 1 skin so you can have some variety I guess. Whatever, now those skins are no longer part of the Battlepasses, but will be sold seperately at 25 bucks per pop. A map and new game mode they teased around 1-2 years ago is also still MIA. Finally, I think they also said that updates will slow down further, though I am not 100% sure they said it outright. They probably hid this little fact in corpo-speak.

So yeah my NB Overwatch xisters, enjoy your pandering while the company you oh so love is admitting to keep the game a "minimum viable product" for the next years. Enjoy those slight balance patches every 2-3 months, regular overpriced skin releases and 1 hero per year updates. I hope the game never dies so the mentally ill retards can stay in that cesspool of a game for eternity and not shit up other communities.

 

[marvlouslie]

It depends on your standards.

We haven't got the SBI Law and Order episode or anything on that scale yet, and the MSM is currently focused on other things like the bridge collapse, the war in Ukraine, and the war in Palistine.

The increasing irrelevancy of game journalism makes it heard to judge. They don't have the reach they used to. The best they've managed so far is getting some MSM jounros to comment on social media.

If I had to guess, we'll not see the MSM escalation like we saw with GG as part of the strategy is to not talk about it, since doing so brings attention to SBI. But as for these consultancy companies, we're seeing the start since the money is running out, and they're going to meltdown more and more.

Remember: Communism stops being fun when you run out of other people's money.

These people are lashing out because they know their days are numbered. These people literally can NOT survive in a real world scenario (and I don't know anyone who'd realistically hire them outside of their own bubble). They're too much of a risk to hire, and literally don't know when to shut the fuck up and at least have a little dignity in defeat.

 

[Postal_Rat]

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Overwatch has added its first "non-binary" character. When Overwatch 2 launched, it became free to play but sold cosmetics and new characters in its battlepass. Coincidentally, with the addition of this character, Blizzard announced heroes will no longer be sold in the battlepass and all heroes will be free and automatically added to everyone's roster. Gosh, I wonder why they made that decision now and not with all the other new heroes?

God that looks like cheap phone game garbage the sort of thing that needs to have as little of it's own identity as possible because it has to show up everywhere

 

[DumbDude43]

I don't know anyone who'd realistically hire them outside of their own bubble

there is a near infinite list of public and semi public NGOs whose entire purpose is to hire these dipshits and make them do political activism all day every day for a paycheck.
as long as leftists run public institutions, these parasites will always have somewhere to go.

 

[Slav Power]

https://www.devdiscourse.com/article/law-order/2870515-putin-orders-russian-government-to-look-at-production-of-home-grown-gaming-consoles--tass

Gamergate touches everything.

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I bet no one knew that Putin had his own custom gamer chair. He's a brutal COD adversary. Bringing Gamergate to his doorstep was foolish. Now you fucked up.

Spoiler: Putin in voice chat

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I feel obligated to post this whenever gaming chairs are mentioned:

They are shit, they are all the same and they all come from the same factories in China. Which, given Russia's increased dependency on the Chinese over the sanctions, it's not that surprising that Russia will now have government funded gaming chairs.

The photos of Vova in that chair though, limitless meme potential.

 

[Baraka Obama]

Those mesh chairs suck too.

 

[Shaneequa]

I use a La-Z-Boy recliner, Super comfy.

 

[gagabobo1997]

I use a Costco office chair. My previous chair was a Costco chair. When this one breaks I'll get a Costco chair.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Edit - I fucked up and quoted the wrong person. I was sure it was a post on here, but now I can't find it, of course.

Meet Kelly Lombardi.

@kelllombardi - Global Games Marketing @ Xbox, sometimes streamer/host GT: kelosaurusrex

First she made this tweet.



THIS IS A MARKETER OF A FUCKING BRAND.

The tweet didn't get received well, so she started backpedaling.

 

[DumbDude43]

She's already backpedaling.

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that is a different person althougheverbeit?!

 

[Level99Manchild]

This shit is why the Gamergate failed the first time. Fat fucking grifters like Quarterpounder come along, make as many videos as they can about it to bring in the bucks, and to rope in more viewers take the message "Don't buy videogames that use these consultancy firms" and turn it into "Not only don't buy videogames, but also vote Trump, go conservative and also find Jesus. Don't forget to buy my T-shirt with a shitty "Leftist tears" logo I paid a paki $10 on fiver to make for me".

And "Make sure you download my sponsor's game Raid Shadow Legends!"

"What do you mean Raid contributed to gaming's demise, chat!?"

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I use a La-Z-Boy recliner, Super comfy.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

She's already backpedaling.

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That didn't take long, lol

 

[Slav Power]

Raising The Bar: Redux

I tried it and played it for an hour or two, and man this is great. The HL2 Beta always felt more right, more oppressive, where in retail you didn't feel that humanity was fucked, and this mod does a fantastic job at reimagining it with a good level of polish. Too bad it kept the cut "Kleiner dies at the beginning" concept because it was always shit.

It also has a bunch of hard scripted elements that feel way too unorganic, like some Metro cop that stands around and does nothing, or a citizen that leans on a wall and has zero interactivity. There's a HL1-esque HUD with a separate flashlight (albeit infinite unlike in HL1) and it has MMod-like gunplay which is fantastic.

It's nice that they're trying to veer more towards the modern side of things rather than going balls to the wall with the 2003 beta feel and play.

 

[marvlouslie]

She's already backpedaling.

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Uh. That's not Gothix.

 

[Dick Mason]

I feel obligated to post this whenever gaming chairs are mentioned:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9Yhc6mmdJC4They are shit, they are all the same and they all come from the same factories in China. Which, given Russia's increased dependency on the Chinese over the sanctions, it's not that surprising that Russia will now have government funded gaming chairs.

The photos of Vova in that chair though, limitless meme potential.

So you're saying the Russian guy in the chat calling me 'podunk nigger loving pindostani cocksucker' wasn't Putin himself? Fuck off.