Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

 

[Hellfire Club]

How bad must his balding be that he's doing that ridiculous hairstyle.

Well, he´s rocking the Asmongold's hairstyle, this being said, Lucas is bald as fuck. This hairline went with god

 

[Dizzydent]

I thought you were making a tongue in cheek joke about the creep on the spycam at the start of the video.

Then Keffals literally makes an appearance in it.

Fucking amazing.

The video is so spot on. I almost spit out my coffee when I saw the guy in the stained room with a mudvayne hoodie and a red guitar on the wall like fuck do these guys have cameras in my house?

 

[Truly Rural]

Well, he´s rocking the Asmongold's hairstyle

I said this many times before, but I swear that Asmon and Lucas suffer from same neurological condition, probably because both are consuming same cocktail of drugs and equally hate themselves. Their motor skills are identical, they both move in stop motion and make same weird intentional "dramatic" pauses in their speech. Fucking cartoons.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Great template, I had fun & updated chat!

 

[figure it out persons]

https://youtu.be/27LD2uM06FQ

She's live again and acting... not sober imo

 

[Something Awful]

Looking good, dude. I think he's relatively sober this time, though. Hung over, maybe.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Hasn't changed clothes?

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Looking good, dude. I think he's relatively sober this time, though. Hung over, maybe.

Imagine the smell

 

[Truly Rural]

Why is he ALWAYS in one of two sweaters, and usually stays in same for days?

 

[Musashi's Son]

Did he only stream for 20 minutes?

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

Why is he ALWAYS in one of two sweaters, and usually stays in same for days?

He doesn't have enough spoons to change his clothes. He uses them to du drugs. Literally.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

>why is there a new zealander in my chat
ok, which one of you was it

 

[Something Awful]

Did he only stream for 20 minutes?

He restarted his computer. Now he's back and playing Overwatch, in case you want to watch Keffals play Overwatch.

 

[Musashi's Son]

in case you want to watch Keffals play Overwatch.

Lmao I'm not watching his boring ass streams, I would rather watch paint dry. I just take the youtube link and put into yt-dlp because he puts his streams on members only after the stream ends and I ain't paying this motherfucker money for his VODs.

 

[Baap]

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Looking good, dude. I think he's relatively sober this time, though. Hung over, maybe.

I think he has atleast some idea how ugly he looks, that's why he is using this thumbnail to bait people:

 

[Prince Vegeta]

I think he has atleast some idea how ugly he looks, that's why he is using this thumbnail to bait people:
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That title reminds me of this scene.

 

[Truly Rural]

20+ people dropped, currently 76 watching

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Popped in and he's getting mad at his viewers AND his jannies.

 

[robots.txt]

I popped in for just a minute and Lucas is incredibly boring. The long, awkward silences and his fluoride stare to chat almost makes me uncomfortable. It's like Lucas has emulated everything else a streamer does except being entertaining.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

He ragequit his Overwatch game because youtube chat was being mean to him, then he turned on sub-only mode and spent about 15 minutes ranting about how toxic his chat is and how he doesn't deserve that kind of treatment... only to immediately start shitting on one of his mods for deleting a comment.