💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Głosy: 137 17,4%

  • 1 year

    Głosy: 67 8,5%

  • 6 months

    Głosy: 86 10,9%

  • 3 months

    Głosy: 89 11,3%

  • 1 month

    Głosy: 32 4,1%

  • The job is a scam.

    Głosy: 375 47,7%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    786
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David Kirk Ginder powiedział(a):
Plural girlfriends? Could you remind me again who they were? I mean proper physical meet-up girlfriends, not fake online long distance ones.

The only one I remember is the autistic sounding blond one. I think they broke up because of this thread lmao (she was reading the contents of the thread I think live while Adam, was as usual absorbed in his vidya games). Anyway, if he wasn't autistic manchild, he should've kept her.
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I thought all the other ones were trolls. I don’t think he has ever had an actual real woman be interested in him since that one crazy clinger chick.
 
The Yellow Dart powiedział(a):
So did he just flunk out of game design school? Because I don't quite get how in his mind he's going to be an English teacher in a foreign land, a hobbyist cosplayer, a professional game designer, and a hilarious sex pest all at once.
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Considering he was constantly getting randos on discord to practically do his homework for him he eventually gave up, and grorious nippon overrode any previous ambitions he held (remember the Florida arc?)
 
The Yellow Dart powiedział(a):
So did he just flunk out of game design school? Because I don't quite get how in his mind he's going to be an English teacher in a foreign land, a hobbyist cosplayer, a professional game designer, and a hilarious sex pest all at once.
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He supposedly passed which is why he went to Japan afterwards. It was one part celebration on his part and one part a way to get out there and set up some interviews or at least that's what I think.

The whole point of working in Japan is you need a degree from a legit 4 year college. And like it or not, Full Sail qualifies as this at least as far as the US is concerned. Whether Japan agrees is a different story.

winterfag powiedział(a):
He's clearly going to work at Nintendo while he's over there duh
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Yeah he'll be the guy that cleans the jizz off the Pokemon characters that perverts are always dry humping.
 
New chibi epiphanypost after a month of inactivity
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> The sales job "decayed" my morals
Did AT&T also falsely claim that your old friend sexually assaulted you? Did AT&T force you to go after barely legal jailbail girls? Peak chibi morals

> I had to quit my hobby due to bullying
I assume by this "hobby" he means his failed streaming career. In this case his last stream was the one where he took 5 hours to cook takoyaki which had a total of 1 ween in the chat during the whole thing who got banned immediately. And you quit it because you were caught at colassalcon a few days later sending unsolicited dick pics
 
GumballFapper powiedział(a):
New chibi reflectionpost after a month of inactivity
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> The sales job "decayed" my morals
Did AT&T also falsely claim that your old friend sexually assaulted you? Did AT&T force you to go after barely legal jailbail girls? Peak chibi morals

> I had to quit my hobby due to bullying
I assume by this "hobby" he means his failed streaming career. In this case his last stream was the one where he took 5 hours to cook takoyaki which had a total of 1 ween in the chat during the whole thing who got banned immediately. And you quit it because you were caught at colassalcon a few days later sending unsolicited dick pics
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I always find it hilarious how Adam keeps complaining about how his job rubs his moral compass wrong. There should be nothing morally reprehensible for him about pushing customers to pay more for services and products when he pretty much does the same in his free time - he forces himself into other people's lives regularly, even going so far as to send nudes no one asked for. That's way worse than making someone pay 10 bucks more for, I dunno, more mobile data or some shit like that.
 
GumballFapper powiedział(a):
New chibi epiphanypost after a month of inactivity
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> The sales job "decayed" my morals
Did AT&T also falsely claim that your old friend sexually assaulted you? Did AT&T force you to go after barely legal jailbail girls? Peak chibi morals

> I had to quit my hobby due to bullying
I assume by this "hobby" he means his failed streaming career. In this case his last stream was the one where he took 5 hours to cook takoyaki which had a total of 1 ween in the chat during the whole thing who got banned immediately. And you quit it because you were caught at colassalcon a few days later sending unsolicited dick pics
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Is his profile picture Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel or am I retarded?
If so, completely tracks. Of course a faggy ass show like that would appeal to him.

EDIT: Wait a fucking second. Chibi had daddy issues didn't he? Oh my God! It makes total sense now!
 
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GumballFapper powiedział(a):
New chibi epiphanypost after a month of inactivity
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> The sales job "decayed" my morals
Did AT&T also falsely claim that your old friend sexually assaulted you? Did AT&T force you to go after barely legal jailbail girls? Peak chibi morals

> I had to quit my hobby due to bullying
I assume by this "hobby" he means his failed streaming career. In this case his last stream was the one where he took 5 hours to cook takoyaki which had a total of 1 ween in the chat during the whole thing who got banned immediately. And you quit it because you were caught at colassalcon a few days later sending unsolicited dick pics
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It only took Chibi finishing his degree with other people doing all the work for him to think that maybe, just maybe, he's not game developer material and it's not something he really wants to do. What a retard lol.
 
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Four years at a "for-profit" university for a useless vanity degree only to go "money shouldn't be made at someone else's expense!" Grow up, dipshit.
 
I'm suddenly reminded of that video where his mom's trying to talk some sense into him about not just goofing around at stupid o'clock because his dad would want better for him and him smugly replying "I have a life to live and I'm going to live it".

Glad to see you so fulfilled, King. :story:
 
My favorite part of the (literally) autistic Japan tour was him staying up till like 2 am in the hotel room poorly speed running Mario Golf in the dark while his travel mates tried to sleep
 
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