💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Peace Through Power]

There's almost no Nick to clip. He does virtually no Locals streams anymore and cancels Youtube/Rumble streams. The times he does stream, it's short and stifled.

No, incel prude. Nick makes so much content that its impossible to keep up.

Spoiler

Can Kyle Sue Disney and UCLA? More Casual Dismemberment? Only Questions? (6th. January 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFiO2ILB__Q

at 2:33:35

 

[ChromaQuack]

Here's an example of a YouTuber doing exactly this - this one guy's channel is called "Unacceptable Fringe", and you couldn't tell by looking at his channel now, but he used to make home arcade videos. All these videos sucked, and he's such a narcissistic tard that he couldn't keep his Canadian politics out of his arcade gaming stuff. Nobody in that scene liked him, and even though he had a decently sized following, and got a decent amount of views, all these videos he made sucked, and he had an established reputation of being a cringy arcade YouTuber. Finally he just got rid of all those arcade videos, got rid of all arcade branding, and ONLY made political videos going forward. Now he's basically Canadian Quartering, and his channel has actually grown a lot. Not my kind of videos, but hey, this rebranding worked.

Sounds like a no-brainer for Nicky to just give it up and become Coomalot 2.0.

The problem for Nicky is that him rebranding would be like Unacceptable Fringe going from a politicsperging channel to a retard doing shit videos on arcades, nobody wants to watch a 45 year old no charisma meth zombie talk about cooming.

 

[DumbDude43]

Here's an example of a YouTuber doing exactly this - this one guy's channel is called "Unacceptable Fringe", and you couldn't tell by looking at his channel now, but he used to make home arcade videos. All these videos sucked, and he's such a narcissistic tard that he couldn't keep his Canadian politics out of his arcade gaming stuff. Nobody in that scene liked him, and even though he had a decently sized following, and got a decent amount of views, all these videos he made sucked, and he had an established reputation of being a cringy arcade YouTuber. Finally he just got rid of all those arcade videos, got rid of all arcade branding, and ONLY made political videos going forward. Now he's basically Canadian Quartering, and his channel has actually grown a lot. Not my kind of videos, but hey, this rebranding worked.

The problem for Nicky is that him rebranding would be like Unacceptable Fringe going from a politicsperging channel to a retard doing shit videos on arcades, nobody wants to watch a 45 year old no charisma meth zombie talk about cooming.

yeah
going from home arcade machines (a very niche topic that appeals only to a very small audience) to politics (a very broad topic that potentially appeals to billions) is a step up, but nick going from talking about the law (a somewhat mainstream topic that appeals to a lot of normies) to middle aged libertine swinger talk (something that most people find weird and gross) is a step in the opposite direction.

 

[Potatoherder]

The problem for Nicky is that him rebranding would be like Unacceptable Fringe going from a politicsperging channel to a retard doing shit videos on arcades, nobody wants to watch a 45 year old no charisma meth zombie talk about cooming.

The time to rebrand would have been 2022 and going true-crime. He still had the winemoms at that point. He wouldn't even need to change the name. There is no pathway for him to go internet shockjock like dax. He simply isn't good at it.

 

[DumbDude43]

There is no pathway for him to go internet shockjock like dax. He simply isn't good at it.

that would basically mean a full pivot towards the sektur. basically a fast track to career suicide and life ruination.

 

[polar bear]

yeah
going from home arcade machines (a very niche topic that appeals only to a very small audience) to politics (a very broad topic that potentially appeals to billions) is a step up, but nick going from talking about the law (a somewhat mainstream topic that appeals to a lot of normies) to middle aged libertine swinger talk (something that most people find weird and gross) is a step in the opposite direction.

There is also that whole thing about Nick revealing how weird and gross he is as a person. And that he is gonna stay unapologetic about it forever. He could literally start doing DIY streams and talk only about the most neutral topics ever, like what type of wood you need to build such and such. It doesn't matter. I would be forever anxious, forever suspicious that any minute now, he will mention going to underwear parties in gay bars again. That something will set him off. He could make an innocent comment about the size of a hammer, and I would assume he's gonna use it as a sex toy.
It's a bit like in that thing people say - when you really dislike somebody, you start disliking everything about them. "You like soup? Yeah, I bet you fucking do, you piece of shit"

 

[Harm]

Anything Nick attempts in the future will fail miserably unless it's dripping in the Rekieta Law branding. It's not the brand that's detrimental, but the content creator himself and his duplicitous, mendacious, and vindictive personhood.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Looks can be deceiving. The spirit of Our Wife was already gone, and the hideous demon goblin was taking over big time. She might look human, but I bet she was already surrounded by that demonic sulfur odor.
The picture below was posted here on 31st July 2022
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This is the first time I’ve actually seen this photo and I feel compelled to offer my autistic schizo theory opinion based on something I noticed while checking out Our Wife’s legs

Most women who have a fucking foot tattoo are usually dragging an immense amount of baggage. It’s one of the trashier tattoo options, right up there with the tramp stamp and the “boob chandelier” tattoo (the ones in between the breasts)

 

[feral cat #6385]

where's my Nick clips? is Nick Rekieta that boring now that even Elissa Clips don't bother to clip him? where i am going to get my fix of fun nonpracticing lawyer?

408 Hennepin Ave, Minneapolis, MN 55401. Second stall in the men's room. Weeknights 6-10 PM. Weekends until 3 am.

 

[AnOminous]

In light of Epik's retraction, this didn't age well:

Remember, he doesn't do legal opinions or analysis any more. He is a non-practicing legal commentator. He just starts with his conclusion that whoever he's mad at is wrong and is going to make a million bucks, then twists logic into a pretzel to justify his dumb predictions based on nothing resembling actual law.

You know, basically what he used to trash Law Twitter for except he's actually now even worse than the worst of Law Twitter ever was. Even a non-lawyer fatso like Two-Ton had better takes than the buttfuck retarded shit that comes out of Nick's cocksucking whiskey-swilling liehole.

I agree wholeheartedly with this. It does not make him any less entertaining because 'hubris displayed against the Gods being punished' is a classic story art that even predates the Greeks.

The first written one was probably Gilgamesh/Enkidu.

This is kinda what I pictured in my mind when giggling at your post
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edit to say I just remembered kiwi birds dont have wings lol wtf bing

Do you have a transparent png of raging Nick? I love that face. It is made of seethe and mald.

He may have lost his kids in the divorce, but he still streams from his studio kitchen to a small/dedicated audience.

I doubt he'd be living in that house in the event of a divorce. He'd be living in some Lowtax type basement dungeon apartment that smells of damp. On the good side, he might get to keep some of his worthless "art" and he could put it on the floor just like Lowtax and it would still be on the floor behind him after his inevitable suicide or death from cirrhosis.

It's a bit like in that thing people say - when you really dislike somebody, you start disliking everything about them. "You like soup? Yeah, I bet you fucking do, you piece of shit"

Look at that bitch over there eating crackers a single Dorito like he owns the place.

 

[polar bear]

transparent png of raging Nick?

I took it from the superior artist, there's a whole collection in this post

For those that don't have GIMP, or something else like it, here's my current collection of Nick templates. There are other faces of his I'm trying to get, but they're so far back in the thread that it's going to take me forever to get there.

Update: Got the one in particular I was looking for - had to go back to the Sean struggle session. The Nick "evil raging" face is my favorite, as it shows his true feelings.


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[polar bear]

omg this is the best thing ever thank you
now we all get millions of rekietas

 

[Sharpeteer]

I took it from the superior artist, there's a whole collection in this post

You're too kind, and the best rage ones came from edits made by John Andrews Stan.

NEW template dump. These are new to my collection since the last one, and you can refer to the last dump post for the old ones.

If anyone is so inclined to sit through Dick Masterson streams, the holy grail for me, that I have been unable to find, would be a shot of the back of Dax's head so I can add him as a character in shitpost videos. Get it for me, and I'll give you any reaction sticker you want. I hear those are valuable now. Also Dick's templates are super low effort, but there's just no way to make his look good.

For those that don't have GIMP, or something else like it, here's my current collection of Nick templates. There are other faces of his I'm trying to get, but they're so far back in the thread that it's going to take me forever to get there.

Update: Got the one in particular I was looking for - had to go back to the Sean struggle session. The Nick "evil raging" face is my favorite, as it shows his true feelings.


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[AltisticRight]

I'll upload the ones I've made throughout the inception of Balldo's descent into lolcow status later.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He has recovered from the STEEL TOE incident. But his anus is forever changed.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am content.

 

[polar bear]

Because of the eyes, he reminds me of condescending Stewie
'How are you coming on that million dollars you've been working on? Got yourself a nice stack of coins there, yeah? Got yourself a nice little job, a nice little career you've been working on for 3 years there, yeah? Got yourself a compelling development plan there, yeah?'
Ref.:

 

[Chibitzen]

I am content.

Yes, he is our content.

Nick, your next job is to evolve this face to its final form before the end of 2024. Only you have the power to make this happen. You can do this, Nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yes, he is our content.

Nick, your next job is to evolve this face to its final form before the end of 2024. Only you have the power to make this happen. You can do this, Nick.

Final form, eh?


Still looks a bit too chubby though.