🍗 Deathfat Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Welcome to the world, Babby Skymall. I'm sorry your life is about to suck.

 

[Breadbear]

Welcome to the world, little one. Godspeed to you.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I knew I woke up in the middle of the night for a reason.

Welcome little bebe

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Sorry, Skylan. But I am even sorrier for Bentley and Lucy--they are even less in that hosebeast's eyes now.

 

[Genesis Printhas]

Not a lot of info from Sabrina. Godspeed, Lil' Sister Sky.

 

[Helvetia]

Mazel Tov, Sammy. I think. Shehecheyanu on your daughter's birth. I hope she is quickly and efficiently removed from your care.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Skylab has fallen back to earth.
Today is a special day. Watch for pieces of debris falling from the sky. Beware of earthquakes and tsunami.

Welcome Skylynn and I’m so sorry. You deserve better.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Welcome baby Skylen. May you beat the odds and, if not the odds, then at least your mother

 

[RonRiot]

It makes one wonder what ma shart thinks of her offspring and her offspring's offspring, what with mouths like that. Wash them both out with soap. Add some bleach while you're at it. Rinse out the gene pool with bleach, too.

Ma Shart raised Sammie, so it’s not a shocker the other kids she raised are like this. I feel sorry as hell for that puppy, but it’ll be gone within a week. The baby is not going to be as lucky.

 

[ZB927]

I wonder why the reschedule? Or was it natural labour starting?

Pre-eclampsia, because fat

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Welp, I'm sure Sammie's already awake and screeching, disturbing all the other new moms in the hospital. Waiting for the imminent, "my baby daddy ain't shit," Facebook post.

 

[Goatchoker]

Well shit. Godspeed Skylander.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Welcome to the world, baby Skyrim! I am so goddamn sorry for everything that is about to happen to you.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I feel sorry as hell for that puppy, but it’ll be gone within a week

You just gave me a new fear for baby Skykilla, mauled by one of the many random pitbulls brought into the house.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Verdammte Scheiße!
I wonder why the reschedule? Or was it natural labour starting?

Should we have a poll on if the baby will be dark enough for Sammy to at least pretend to care?

Sabrina doesn't sound like the baby was immediately taken into custody, or will be immediately put up for adoption. I guess it's godspeed, Meemaw 'Shart; and RIP that new pitbull puppy she just got a couple days ago. I'm sure it's now been dumped.

She's probably not gonna be dark yet but it's a real life babby so she will care for a few days.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Nothing yet, I was wondering why sammie was so quiet yesterday. Could have been natural labor, or sammie straight up lying to everyone to pretend it would be born on pa sharts birthday. I'm surprised she hasn't posted anything yet. I'm sure we will get pictures soon enough.

 

[scumfuck]

Girl, same. Wonder how long Skyrim will be in the hospital. You just know Sammie is going to post pictures nonstop about what a happy family her, easter island and the baby are and completely forgetting her other kids.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

At least she got her black baby now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

At least she got her black baby now.

I hope it came out with blindingly white skin. Just for the meltdown.

 

[Randomrando]

Fingers crossed Skylandia gets swapped out with a cabbage patch doll.