💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Null powiedział(a):
If you're absolutely sure he's OK with it, fine.
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:tomlinson: No child, it is not fine. It is a felony. And you are going to prison.

EDIT: Oh boy Jenny the Magical Pig is spamming his stalkerchilds "totally real IRL names" again to try and solicit the internet police to arrest them or something
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DOUBLE EDIT: Aaaaand hes claiming he was swaTUUTTTTed again
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Something Awful powiedział(a):
As far as I can tell from looking up public records, the only company Rick has in his name is "GT Insurance Services". Well, had. It was dissolved by the state of Wisconsin long ago.

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Of course, that has not at any point prevented him from bragging about being a conservative small business owner.

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I think one of my favorite parts about Jennifer is that he willingly lies about provable things. There is literal public records of him paying Quasi, being a failed author, losing his court case, failing in court, getting a 1.7 GPA in high school, getting arrested and convicted of threatening to murder his ex wife and daughter, etc. He denies all of it with the same language and stubborness that he does with things like him appearing in gay porn videos and kidnapping black guys and turning them into pepperoni. He doesn't realize that this makes a bunch of random people who come across him not know how much is true and how much isn't. When he denies getting a 1.7 GPA in high school and then his transcript is posted or that he was arrested for threatening to kill his wife and unborn daughter before having the proof shoved in his face then he denies his pepperoni business with the same wording, it makes normal people start to think it might be true
 
reptile baht spaniard rid powiedział(a):
If you want to work from home at the bar use the goddamn tables! Everyone will know what to do then, you don’t sit at the bar unless you want at least a minimum of chit chat. There are tables right there! I can see them!
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No, child, these are just your delusions again. A bar is to sit at looking important, while everyone admires an artist at work, with your laptop with "this machine kills fascists" sticker on it, and to throw a temper tantrum if anyone tries to talk to you. Enjoy prison, stalker!

I mean I totally ruined the routine by including actual sentences and stuff. Pat would never put in actual sentences.

Also fun fact: The "Independent" is in the UK and can actually be sued under UK law for their libelous bullshit.
 
Maude Snew powiedział(a):
He hasn't posted from there in ages, every now and then he posts from other bars but Hoolie's not ever since the failed restraining order shit, speculation is after they doxed BDA to him and got lots of justified pushback, he hasn't been welcome there, don't have any concrete evidence of that though.
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I can’t say if it is the same in the US, or Wisconsin, but in most countries I have lived and or drunk in, the staff of a bar can just tell someone they are not welcome if they do something which bothers them or other customers.
If they refuse to accept this and come back, then the staff can phone the police who will assist in removing the person.
The police will always take the side of the staff, no matter what annoying drunk customers think.

I would imagine the rules on this are similar in the US. While any private business can refuse service because they want to, when it’s a business where alcohol is sold there are usually stronger rules in place.

Anyway!
If it’s a case of the manager or staff at Hooligans just saying to Fatrick, “Sorry Fatty, but you make staff and customers uncomfortable. Please leave without a fuss and you won’t be welcome back.” Then there isn’t really going to be any verifiable evidence short of someone going there to ask about him.

For all his tough guy talk he totally will have just left and not played up.

If I recall, it was around the time that guy who showed up at hooligans, who he managed to force to appear in court, that the hooligans posting seemed to drop off.

I suspect that Hooligans management heard the full story, figured that Fatrick is far more trouble than he is worth and banned him.
Taking, from their perspective, a paying customer to court, combined with the fact Pat himself is a nuisance customer, fat, probably smells, regularly got embarrassingly drunk, rude to other customers, annoys the staff by expecting them to prioritize him, and likely had that attitude a lot of regulars get, that they are basically a shareholder in the bar.

Every bar has someone like this, tolerated to different extents, but taking some guy from out of town to court for just going to the bar, that’s a massive red flag and a fair reason to decide he is out of welcomes.
 
Never understood how people can work/study in public places, even more quiet ones like coffee shops, anyway. If you aren't looking at or doing anything nefarious you still have zero privacy. I suppose if you need WiFi and don't have any other option you have to get used to it, but it's such a foreign concept to me.
 
FinnSven powiedział(a):
I can’t say if it is the same in the US, or Wisconsin, but in most countries I have lived and or drunk in, the staff of a bar can just tell someone they are not welcome if they do something which bothers them or other customers.
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Pretty much. I used to do door man work for bars and nightclubs. I could refuse entry or kick anyone out for any reason. The only thing I couldn't do is bar someone based on like race, religion, sexuality, etc.

It doesn't have to be a written rule. It's a private establishment. It would different if it was a public space.

I really love it when Patrick channels his inner Road House and implies he round house kicks problem drunks and racists.

That is a great way to get banned from an establishment permanently.
 
Okay posting again this time making clear what was going on. Some time ago Rick was fatly talking about his dumb idea for Tiny Tim book on Twitter as he does when one of the cheeky pests over at the OnA Forums decided they could outdo him and be better, faster, and a lot less fat than him so they penned this masterpiece of satire and sold it on Amazon initially until Patrick S Tomlinson fraudulently and fatly abused the DMCA process to have it removed. As retribution for his fat and felonious actions as far as I am aware the book was to be spread as a reminder that Rick was beaten in writing time as well as quality by someone who does not fatly bloviate all day about being a famous published author. I find it to be a fun read and great satire and can't recommend it enough.

Once again: Patrick S Tomlinson did not write the book, it is satire and mockery of him and his extended waistline universe, the funsters are okay with it being spread around. Do have fun.
 

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rusty shackleford 1 powiedział(a):
His solo bar trips have always astounded me, not so much that he’s alone, but that he’s married and he goes alone so often.
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A man can only take so many lustful stares at his second, better wife, child. A man can also only hear "Goddamn, who farted?!" so many times, too.

Even the most legitimate, actual tough guy has his limits, stalker.

Enjoy prison.
 
downloads powiedział(a):
Unrelated to anything, but it's a slow fucking day and I am so bored, here's some Patty fan art based on this iconic tweet
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I can just imagine some hardened ex-IRA fighters laughing their asses off at Pat when he tries to start shit after half a pint of Guinness, then hauling him out back of the pub and stomping him into a fine paste while he gurgles "noooo Catholic childs imma veteran barfighter it is you who are losing your teeth right now, enjoy transportation to Australia" in between boots to the ribs.
 
IDanceonTrannyGraves powiedział(a):
Would you want Fatrick as your slum landlord?
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Nigger why did you have to introduce the notion of "Slumlord Fatrick" to me? I literally started giggling like a retard and am finding it hard to stop

:tomlinson: "No child you did not pay me the rent, this is simply not true. Enjoy eviction"
 
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