💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Someone in a Tree]

Don't you mean he can't even beat himself?

Of course he can't beat himself. You don't get a 130 page on Kiwi Farms if you're adept at conquering your shortcomings.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Of course he can't beat himself. You don't get a 130 page on Kiwi Farms if you're adept at conquering your shortcomings.

129 Pages, but who really cares when your repertoire of failure stretches that far?

Speaking of nitpicking while ignoring the bigger picture, here's Grammar/Actual Nazi Bobbert at it again, and the guy he's responding to running with it:

 

[HY 140]

129 Pages, but who really cares when your repertoire of failure stretches that far?

Speaking of nitpicking while ignoring the bigger picture, here's Grammar/Actual Nazi Bobbert at it again, and the guy he's responding to running with it:Wyświetl załącznik 138284

Blob has no room to talk about grammar, when his SMB3 book is full of misspellings and run on sentences.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Blob has no room to talk about grammar, when his SMB3 book is full of misspellings and run on sentences.

Friendly reminder that Bob also wrote this.
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[HY 140]

Friendly reminder that Bob also wrote this.
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does he even know that spell check is a thing?

 

[*Asterisk*]

damn.... it really fits.

Is that really necessary?

Mao Zedong may have been a terror upon the Earth, but at least he died after coming into physical contact with vaginas outside of his mother's birth canal.

 

[Jaimas]

Jesus Christ, I hope Trump wins. I want to see Bobbo's melt down.

He's going to if national numbers are an indicator. By double-digits.

I hope you're all ready for it, too, because we will drink the fucking ocean that day.

 

[Positron]

Is that really necessary?

Mao Zedong may have been a terror upon the Earth, but at least he died after coming into physical contact with vvaginas outside of his mother's birth canal.

Mao has had four wives; Bobby might have four senpais who barely noticed him

 

[Gordon Cole]

Here's Bob completely missing the point of Election, like he does most things:

Probably. (Two can play at this game. That's not even getting into the fact that nobody even likes GWB anymore.)

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

He's going to if national numbers are an indicator. By double-digits.

I hope you're all ready for it, too, because we will drink the fucking ocean that day.

And what's even funnier is that Trump would be the ultimate lame-duck president, because both parties hate him. So he'd do nothing and everyone would fume about how he's building concentration camps and spreading racist cancer to little children.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

And what's even funnier is that Trump would be the ultimate lame-duck president, because both parties hate him. So he'd do nothing and everyone would fume about how he's building concentration camps and spreading racist cancer to little children.

This is essentially what I like about Trump. He's able to rustle the jimmies of exactly the right people, but the fact that nobody will want to actually work with him limits his ability to do any real damage.

In more Bob centric news he seems to have started bleeding subscribers in the past few days. Did he finally piss off his Youtube sheep somehow? http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/moviebob

 

[breadandcircuses]

Don't you mean he can't even beat himself?

Of course he can't beat himself. You don't get a 130 page on Kiwi Farms if you're adept at conquering your shortcomings.

Now, now. I don't think that Bob Chipman is so fat that it's impossible for him to find L'il Bobby.

 

[Lensherr]

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Funny that. I have read his shit book and that is exactly what happened. Guy can't even keep his own story straight.

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And Bob admits to his own arrogance. Perhaps the first time in his life that he's come anywhere close to self awareness.

The whole "you didn't even watch the video/read the book" rebuttal is also common among his fanbase.

EDIT: A new Screenrant article from Fuhrer Bob:

http://screenrant.com/simpsons-censorship-episode/

Like most of his Screenrant articles, it contains the usual Chipman-isms (jabs at the "both sides are at fault" angle, "objectivity", and South Park) except much more subdued likely due to editorial oversight.

 

[TonyTopps]

In more Bob centric news he seems to have started bleeding subscribers in the past few days. Did he finally piss off his Youtube sheep somehow? http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/moviebob

I looked at his channel, and he is spamming it with "remasters" of videos that he did for Screwattack. He has uploaded 28 videos in the past week. It is likely that the lost subscribers are people that are subscribed because of some one off video but don't actually watch his current videos whenever he decides to make one. They are probably just annoyed that the videos are clogging up their feed so finally unsubscribed to his channel.

tldr: Bob is spamming his channel with old videos which clogs people's feed causing them it unsubscribe

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Bob is going full nazi now on his twitter feed. As inhe legitimaely admits he wants to see human scum die

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

How does he have a fan base?

 

[UglyOldJafar]

How does he have a fan base?

Insanity knows how to attract its equals

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Bob is going full nazi now on his twitter feed. As inhe legitimaely admits he wants to see human scum die

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/780302850899451904

Haha, oh wow, Bob. You stupid, fat, retarded, diabetic asshole. That is some supreme thinking that Stalin would have adored. Seriously, I have to wonder if this dumbass actually thinks before he opens his cavernous maw. That's literally the same rationalization that the Warsaw Pact used when they invaded Czechoslovakia to stop Dubcek's reforms.

I hate Trump. I think the man is a fucking scam artist and idiot. That said, you're throwing a fit like an 8 year old. I recall a video none too long ago of a boy in that age group having a fit over Romney losing in 2012. I voted against Romney and for Obama in that election. However, the child's mother (who was recording) replied in the most correct and graceful manner you could hope for when the child blurted out "It isn't fair!"

Her response was "Yes, it is. The voters have chosen." No doubt the child's support of Romney came from his parents' support of him.

This is one of the evil conservatives you so adore to malign displaying an ability to understand how democracy works infinitely better than an enlightened liberal, Bobbo.

Also, Hillary is still a piece of shit, no one should be surprised at her unpopularity.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

What gets me about it is that Chipman tries to argue he is for progress and the better of humanity.
Statistically speaking it is save to assume that his own contribution to the gen pool is so bad, he would have no legitimate/significante role in improving the world at large and as such by his own logic should just die off.

And I am sorry for being (probably) a-logging here, but I am just trying to make his own logic come full circle on him. Heck, Bob also likes to consider himself a feminist, right?
Then how would he as a feminist BUT also as someone who wants things to progress in the field of science react to shit like this?
http://reason.com/blog/2016/09/22/are-stem-syllabi-gendered-a-feminist-pro

Long story short: In this article a female scientist claims that the scientific approach of analyzing things and coming to conclusions based on hard facts is in itself "man orientated" and therefore sexist. Arguing that science in the field of nature (biology, medicine, math, physics etc) should be done in a more feminine approach (based also on intuition). Wouldn't that be counterproductive towards what Bob wants for the greater good in this world?

Bob preaches the gospel of shit so much, he doesn't realize he is drowning in his own feces.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob is a 35 year old man who just can't handle people having different views and opinions than him. wow

I also feel he only thinks the Simpsons' censorship episode "holds up" because it didn't hurt Muslim feelings like the South Park one did.