🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr E. Grifter]

I had never listened to the Pantsu recording. I unironically hope he stays and dies in Mexico

It's really bad.

There's other evidence out there suggesting this is par for the course with Ralph.

During the Revenge Porn trial, Faith had tried to bring forth a recording of Ralph as evidence in which it is claimed he admitted what he did, then declared himself a king. The recording itself was disallowed as evidence because of Two-Party Consent laws, so we never heard it.

However, the judge did allow for it to be brought in with some heavy restrictions which I can't really remember in full. It was something akin to Faith could reference it, and then if challenged on it then they could use that specific part of the recording as evidence.

Ralph ended up taking his "I didn't do it y'awna but I agree there is enough ev-ee-dence to charge me afor it" plea, so again none of this even got examined in court.

Prior to that, the messages between Faith and Pantsu talked about Ralph being violent, attacking Faith, and in effect that Pantsu managed to calm things down and prevent the police being called. In that though, there is a clear acknowledgement by Pantsu that what Faith was saying was at least partially true.

Dingo too had released a recording of Ralph where after the revenge porn, Ralph planned to get back with Faith so she wouldn't report him for a crime he 100% did no do. IIRC that's why he planned to knock her up. Xander was produced to keep daddy out of court for abusing his mother.

I can't remember if it was recorded or just something Warski had said, but allegedly when Warski and Nora stayed with Ralph, one night he was blackout drunk and when Nora and Warski came back in from a cigarette, Ralph got very jealous and basically was behaving as if he was going to get physical. He made threats to Nora, apropos of nothing a few years back - it's suggested he *shock* has revenge porn. The same thing he released of his last wife and his baby momma.

It's impressive someone who is so obvious in what he does has gotten away with it almost without issue. Even I agree that 8 months for flailing at a cop and getting beat up is steep, but then again this was a NEET living with his disabled mother, so she probably deserved the holiday.

Edit:
Listening to the Jim segment just now, and Jesus Christ you forget what a complete and utter waste of space this evil cunt is. I'm glad he's a miserable ball of grease.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Some instagram news: Deni’s already moved on to her next client/date, in Cancun.
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Suffer, piggy.
And to add insult to injury, she’s instagram friends with Pantsu

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and liked her latest post. LOL.
I bet they’ve had some interesting DM chats.

lol if all of Ralph's exes start communicating and collaboratively organize their efforts this could really devolve into a triumvirate/"beast with three heads" unholy alliance in aylawging. Please let this happen- there isn't enough popcorn this side of the cosmoverse!

 

[Twinkie]

yas kweens

emancipated hogstages rise up

 

[Near]

Having seen the stream today, it's no wonder Ralph has no fucking response. There are no "lies" to bitch about. It's all things he did and said being played back at him.

"Jim's gonna die SOON, but idc!" Oh you count down every single day. Your feelings got hurt and you're mad.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I don't think she was after a green card.
She appears to have a large family, there's no one legally in America to get her in?

I think she has this odd condition that many men and women are possessed with, thinking they can change a person for the better. They just have to do the right thing! I would bet some are even turned on by "having this power".
She, and countless women before, now, and after her found it out the hard way. Some get out emotionally damaged, some got out with scars and some end up in a shallow grave or in various pieces like Exodia.

Don't even think it's that deep. They first started talking and he took her to Tulum and out to dinner at nicer places and told her he was an internet celebrity and had a big following and made lots of money. He lovebombed her like a simp bitch and she thought ok maybe I snagged a rich guy who will spoil me because he's so enamored with me.

Then the disaster of the Taxco trip started. He changes plans last minute and scrambles to buy her a bus ride to Mexico City, is fucked up in his not that nice hotel when she arrives, he is too broke and inebriated to do anything but wander around a 1 block radius from the hotel and then had to use her cable log in to watch football while she expected they'd continue their fun adventure. She probably complained like "you had me come all this way just to sit at the hotel and watch sports and you're barely conscious" and likely during the argument made a "where's the money Ralph" type comment and he lost it.

I don't think he tried to kill her or anything insane, he prob just hollered and said mean shit. But she was done with him regardless. Ralph is going to blame the pills for why they broke up but she was gone anyway because she realized he was a loser, and that's harder for him to wrap his head around.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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https://twitter.com/GuntNews/status/1753637893250445817

https://archive.is/gRcT6

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Elaine is one of the only people in the world I trust less than Ralph.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

He lovebombed her like a simp bitch and she thought ok maybe I snagged a rich guy who will spoil me because he's so enamored with me.

According to Godwinson this occurred:

Makes me wonder what Ralph's tinder looks like, given his propensity to lie about his life I can only surmise that he's fat woman tier when it comes to lighting and angles. It wouldn't be difficult, set up a fake Tinder, get travel mode and then off to Merida. I'm not invested enough to spend that sort of money however.

Either way, my guess is Pantsuela set her travel mode to Merida on the hunt for wealthy foreigners.

Ralph took them on holiday, he looked probably a lot - er - different than his pictures but Pantsuela gave him a chance since he is rich and paid for their holiday.

Mexico city probably woke her up. That said, she missed a few red flags given he had already instructed how to behaviour on social media. Freak.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Listening to the Jim segment just now, and Jesus Christ you forget what a complete and utter waste of space this evil cunt is. I'm glad he's a miserable ball of grease.

I hate to admit I forgot about a lot of the crap he did because he’s constantly embarrassing himself.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

my guess is Pantsuela set her travel mode to Merida on the hunt for wealthy foreigners.

Deni has a friend in Merida who’s been begging her to move to Merida from Taxco because of the danger in Guerrero State right now. I’m sure you’re right and that Deni thought that if she could hook up with an expat down there for a while that would be enough to get her settled and set up in Merida.

 

[Braphamut]

"Jim's gonna die SOON, but idc!" Oh you count down every single day. Your feelings got hurt and you're mad.

"Just come on to the show, Jim."

 

[Beavis]

The relationship was always doomed. Eventually she‘d have to visit Ralph at the tool shed he lives in.

 

[Anti Snigger]

the question is, will he pop a champagne bottle if that happens or will he be too poor to afford one
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Ralph, buddy, you're PROBABLY going to be dead soon.

>this barrel, it's made for me!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The relationship was always doomed. Eventually she‘d have to visit Ralph at the tool shed he lives in.

Idk it might have launched his hilarious cycle of Ralph having to weekend rent a upscale air b&b place to claim as his own and then her just showing up some day when the actual owner or someone else is there.

 

[DickSanchez]

Prediction: Ralph makes cope tweet and says he wishes Jim will die slowly.

the question is, will he pop a champagne bottle if that happens or will he be too poor to afford one
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Hey Ralph, you know how I predicted you'd make such a tweet? Because you're a predictable basic ragepig bitch NPC and everyone here knows your MO better than you do.

Now go slam back some liquor and xannies and make another life changing mistake so the entertainment continues on.

There ya go, good boy!

 

[FiveStarAce]

Ralph will never die out of spite and Jim will cling to live as long as he can laugh at piggertits.

 

[Um...]

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Hey Ralph, you know how I predicted you'd make such a tweet? Because you're a predictable basic ragepig bitch NPC and everyone here knows your MO better than you do.

Now go slam back some liquor and xannies and make another life changing mistake so the entertainment continues on.

There ya go, good boy!

I wonder how it feels to have your entire rancid history laid out in meticulous detail in front of 14K live viewers? That’s fourteen THOUSAND, piggy. Not so good, huh?

 

[Twinkletard]

Your feelings got hurt and you're mad.

I think there's even more to it than that. Ethan Ralph had some very obvious homosexual interest in Jim early on. You could tell how tickled he was to interact with him on old streams, kinda flirty, like a crush. He was more attracted to Jim than any of the women he was ever with. So, for Jim to lay it out like he did and mock Ethan the entire time is kinda like having the girl you crushed on through school ridicule you to your face and in front of everyone.

It's really gotta hurt bad for old Ethan.

 

[Niggernerd]

WHEN WILL YOU DIE

METOOKUR

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I wonder how it feels to have your entire rancid history laid out in meticulous detail in front of 14K live viewers? That’s fourteen THOUSAND, piggy. Not so good, huh?

Not just that but it was all done by the person who made his entire career, which Ralph ruined through his own actions and now is forced to do nothing but digitally panhandle just to live. Sad! Pathetic!

 

[Rage Pig]

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Hey Ralph, you know how I predicted you'd make such a tweet? Because you're a predictable basic ragepig bitch NPC and everyone here knows your MO better than you do.

Now go slam back some liquor and xannies and make another life changing mistake so the entertainment continues on.

There ya go, good boy!

He also confirms the champagne bottle, predictable pig is predictable.