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WHAT?! YOU MEAN THAT GRAY COLOR UNDER PARTS OF PAW PAW’S MIGHTY RANG ISN’T MORE .999% GOLD?!
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- 12 Cze 2021
He dropped out in Junior High, before even making it to High School. He also didn't graduate college, he got a pity walk, which is something schools do when you've failed and don't have the credits to actually graduate, but they allow you to walk with your friends in cap and gown for photos so you don't feel like a complete loser. Which is why the only proof we've ever received of Ralph graduating is him walking in cap and gown, no paperwork, no diploma, nothing. That's private, but if you're a random alog and email him that he does not in fact own any swamp land, he will email you deeds, tax records, and passport scans.
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- 8 Paź 2015
I didn't even know you could drop out of junior high. I thought allowing your kid to do that counted as truancy and CPS would get involved.
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- 30 Lip 2021
Mama Sandra pulled him out. She’d pulled him out of public school before back in Elementary School to shield him from bullies, and put him in Catholic School for a while, (only afforded it due to tuition assistance BTW), so it’s not like it’s out of character for her. Also, High School in West Memphis is only 3 years. 9th grade is still middle school there.
Ralph passed the 8th grade, but failed/didn’t complete 9th, so because of where he’s from he’s a Jr High dropout. Another way to say it would be 9th grade dropout but Jr High dropout is funnier.
Also, Gunt had to get a GED before going to
College. I’m sure Sandra helped him get that done online so he wouldn’t have to worry about bullying there either. She probably took the test for him online. No wonder he couldn’t pass his classes once he actually got to big-boy college.
Couldn’t be me!
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- 12 Cze 2021
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- 5 Wrz 2019
Whenever this wigger smiles I want to puke. I would bet he left his toothbrush at Harry’s and buying a replacement has never been a priority. Ralph has brown fuzzy teeth because he’s a lazy POS who is so utterly sedentary he even utilizes his computer chair as a toilet. Used tampons would be an improvement on what his dragon breath smells like now.
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- 1 Kwi 2022
The woman Gunt posted all over his social media for weeks to flex on his wife and make her jealous now has dumped him and follows his wife on IG. High probability that they are sharing all his dirty, embarrassing secrets. The irony is so delicious. How many Xannies does he need to swallow for the pain to go away?
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- 11 Sie 2020
This is honestly some nightmare type shit. I would take so many xannies if all my ex gfs teamed up to cockblock me every time I met a new girl.
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- 10 Paź 2014
What a great walk down memory lane. He's exactly how I would imagine a real life Cartman would look. The best story was when Ronnie baked a bunch of dogs in the oven though.
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- 20 Sie 2020
At no point I was under the impression that they smoothed things out from txts he posted. If they did it would be much more elaborate. Their convo was mostly about putting a break on possible consequences for Ralph. At best all it shows is that he successfully sweet talked her into taking the mistreatment as passively as possible. This does not imply forgiveness.
He threw in few hahas, lols, and transparently bad fake considerations for decorative purpose.
I still think he manipulated her into taking drugs, and she freaked out from the effect, had panic attack thinking she'll die, so she said he tried to kill her.
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- 7 Kwi 2022
Can Ralph just gunt Elaine already and let her join these kool girls?
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- 9 Lis 2021
"Ahm jus like Tony Suprano."
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- 27 Paź 2021
Now that's a disgusting AI waiting to happen.
Is that his way of admitting he's full of shit and actually twice the size of his filtered pinned pic?
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- 5 Wrz 2023
hopefully not so many that he crashes into permanent slumber, he’s too entertaining. Suffer, hog.
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The guy who played Tony Soprano died young of a heart attack while in a foreign country, body bloated up and full of drugs and booze. and lard.
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- 28 Gru 2014
West Memphis isn't even America. It isn't even in Memphis. Memphis is in Tennessee and is a groid-infested shithole. West Memphis is in Arkansas and is so subhuman that people like the Gunt PRETEND to be from the Memphis in Tennessee because even though Memphis is basically Somalia in America, West Memphis is even more of a subhuman joke of a place where only Gunts live.
Ethan Ralph is so subhuman he doesn't even qualify to be in Tennessee.
His micro isn't even the Memphis Micro it's the West Memphis Arkansas Sub-Micro Nonexistent Penis Micromicro.