🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Full roast of our nigga @Null. F's in the chat for this loser Mad at the Internet, bro.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

bmj-jershroast1-crackovision.mp4

holeee that pizza zinger

 

[AN/ALR56]

I try to plant seeds of personal growth and he implodes.

Haven't you learned your lesson with CWC and Ralph?

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

bmj-jershroast1.mp4

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

bmj-jershroast1-crackovision.mp4

yeah hes officially lost his mind. hours of delusional ranting prior to this.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I think I could cause more damage to people just by being nice more often, it seems to cause people to dematerialize.

Probably because you don't present yourself as the enemy thus, they have no one to blame their faults on. If the rats didn't exist who the fuck would he blame his issues on? It gives him release.

It's a superpower you should totally abuse.

 

[Collections Agent]

he is unique in a way. like he's a super normie who is becoming a minor e-celeb in the internet but he doesn't seem to have any meaningful interaction with the internet. he listens to linkin park in youtube music, streams a few times a day to gamble and begs in discord for 5 dollars. it's like his hyper focus on gambling makes him immune to distractions that trap other lolcows or completely invincible to a-logs leading him off the path of winning the lottery. he really only yells at rats in the chat and then goes to smoke weed/crack.

This is why rats are pure evil. The 10% that are smart enough to write a coherent sentence KNOW his brain is too fried and he is too dumb to actually affect in any meaningful way directly, so now they're trying to harass him in ways that inconvenience his parents.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Full roast of our nigga @Null. F's in the chat for this loser Mad at the Internet, bro.

bmj-jershroast1.mp4

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

bmj-jershroast1-crackovision.mp4

KiwiFaggots utterly and absolutely BTFO. They won't ever recover from this burn

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Sorry guys, but after Bossman totally blew Null the fuck out like the motherfuckin' boss that he is, I don't think I can watch MATI anymore. After that roast, Jersh looks bitch made, time to give all of my money to the chronic gambler instead.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I try to plant seeds of personal growth and he implodes.

I think I could cause more damage to people just by being nice more often, it seems to cause people to dematerialize.

What did you even say to set him off? He even included your love of pizza in his roast.

 

[Null]

What did you even say to set him off? He even included your love of pizza in his roast.

"Just try to re-invest a little bit more of your money into the things you want and need."

 

[Ogre Magi]

Pocketwatching always ends with dead rats.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

"Just try to re-invest a little bit more of your money into the things you want and need."

What gives you the right to tell that to another person, you weirdo? What makes you so much better than Austin, huh? You talk about other people and not about yourself, you serve ZERO purpose.
You should dox yourself NOW.

I fuck the DOGSHIT out yo mom. Get banned, pussy!

 

[Winter]

Anotha L for the KarenFarms

 

[4090 Chad]

I eagerly await the Bossman step dad arc for Null

 

[IsaacShraeder]

You'd think Null (Judas Iscariot in the flesh) would have learned his lesson about trying to help cows after how Chris reacted to his attempts. Being immune to advice is a fundamental cow trait imo.

 

[ForTheHoard]

You'd think Null (Judas Iscariot in the flesh) would have learned his lesson about trying to help cows after how Chris reacted to his attempts. Being immune to advice is a fundamental cow trait imo.

And offering Byuu a job. No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[Null]

Well, you can't really prove someone is beyond help without being nice at least once.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It was funny seeing his ape brain shutdown when he didn't understand the words being spoken during the torswats discussion, but he was very animated when a bunch of mooncrickets were eating chips on the floor of walmart.

 

[Names Roy]

Who do you guys think gets more out of thier respective paypigs. DSP or BMJ?

Boss gets that huge rush that DSP doesn't get nearly as much from his virtual packs. Phil does however get to keep any spare cash in his bank account if he gets lucky while boss always ends on 0 within 24 hours.

It's a hard call..

 

[Akran]

Well, you can't really prove someone is beyond help without being nice at least once.

You call that help? You didn't juice when you said that bro of course he's gonna call you on rat behavior

 

[WEEKEND]

Null's stream was dead before Bossman, no views, no followers, no pussy, nothing. Bossman made you Null, show some respect.