What job would @Saddam Hussain Obama Be Best At?

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

ITT we get @Saddam Hussain Obama a job. What is he going to be doing?

 

[Begemot]

A linguist.

 

[saintJogger]

A linguist.

Is that a cook who only makes linguine?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

A linguist.

A Cunnilinguist

 

[RollerGator]

Jam boy

 

[The Backwards Man]

Ass muncher

 

[Pedophobe]

Fecal bladesmith.

 

[mannic]

Funeral director

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Telemarketer.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

speedhump

 

[sweater_supremacy]

zoo exhibit

 

[Gargamel]

Propagandist

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Telemarketer.

He'd be their best employee.

*ring ring*
Me: "Hi, I am a moron 177 year old that answers every phone call I receive."
SHO: "good day sir. would you like to buy a subscription to balldos across canada?"
Me: "What's a Balldo? Is that that a new kind of cannonball?"
SHO: "no it is the newest hottest sex toy that makes your balls into a type of cannonball i guess."
Me: "Why would I do that? No tha..."
SHO: "sir no please wait. my mom says if I lose this job, she'll ground me and i will have to go to this site that abuses me called kiwi farms and i will have to tell them about it and i dont have time because i have to many hot takes to tell them about and..."
Me: "Why do you need to tell a fruit farm all of this?"
SHO: "she is going to ground me and beat me and ill never get my big tittie goth gf it will be all your fault the farms will make fun of me and i will have to leave for the 2354th time this week...please sir...please...sir."
Me: "If I buy three of them, will you shut the fuck up and never call me again?"
SHO: "well maybe four would be better...i really need my mom to be proud of me and not call me a loser again"

Repeat until he is the best rep in the tri-state area.

 

[Twinkletard]

BBQ PITMASTER

 

[brown Guernsey cow]

Shop greeter

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

@Android raptor 's tampon.

 

[Android raptor]

@Android raptor 's tampon.

Thank fuck I don't menstruate

 

[NaggotFigger]

A pilot.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Thank fuck I don't menstruate

That won't stop him.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Thank fuck I don't menstruate

That’s really a shame. I bet your blood tastes better than the sweetest wine. Ha ha.