💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[semitooth]

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oh my goodness how can one man be so based?

 

[densedance]

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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WTF does this even mean? Is he referring to Brianna?

And also as someone who pisses money away on whatever Chineseium bullshit caught his eye at Costco that day that he "pays" for with Tammy's credit card shouldn't be giving any financial advice or thoughts.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

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Huh. I wasn't aware Jagoff had any outstanding student loans ...

 

[Shartavius]

Huh. I wasn't aware Jagoff had any outstanding student loans ...

He’s what Ralph Wiggum grew up to be after attending Bovine University.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Unless Jack's just running his fat faggot mouth to give the world his cold takes, which is the most likely possibility, my guess is that that TamHam still has student loan debt, because when his health problems became more obvious she was at the age when people who have been putting off paying for them start to worry. But wouldn't that mean that Jack is admitting to a fault of his/theirs?

 

[AbyssDweller]

Unless Jack's just running his fat faggot mouth to give the world his cold takes, which is the most likely possibility, my guess is that that TamHam still has student loan debt, because when his health problems became more obvious she was at the age when people who have been putting off paying for them start to worry. But wouldn't that mean that Jack is admitting to a fault of his/theirs?

I'm not sure if Jack is capable of the self-reflection needed to admit that his constant health crises are a direct result of his 30+ years of living a disgusting gluttonous lifestyle. He's always deflected his strokes as being the result of other factors like drinking too much coffee or God punishing him for not praying hard enough at his murderpastor's church

 

[Ministry of Shady Links]

They'll somehow try to say that the beer is gluten free beer, even though 99.9% of all beers are brewed with barley.

You can make beer brewed with barley gluten free, or at least gluten free enough for someone with celiac disease to drink safely.

 

[Squanto Airi]

You can make beer brewed with barley gluten free, or at least gluten free enough for someone with celiac disease to drink safely.

You're right, that's my mistake. Forgot about Redbridge.

I will say though, it's interesting that most customers I've served, whom had celiac disease, are fine with seltzers and ciders should Redbridge be unavailable. the "gluten free" type people get pissy when it's unavailable.

 

[curbside2]

I’m trying to think of the last time I’ve found following Jack funny or entertaining. I mean that’s why we’re here right? We used to get these insane recipes from a man who wasn’t yet fully stroked out. He was actually pretty fun to laugh at. I think at this point I follow out of obligation. I want to be here when things reach their natural conclusion.

I think the last time I can remember a funny arc was a specific vacation. Maybe Orlando? He talked it up for months about some time share. Well, he gets there and every one of his posts were bitching. With a memorable post about how he was furious that his timeshare didn’t have a DVD player.

For the hell of it I was trying to think of the last time he seemed genuinely happy on camera. And the only thing that comes to mind Is the Pokémon Go video with his son.

Yeah, he bitches in the video. He always does. But he seems to be having a good time with Jack Jr. I don’t like the wigger but I’ll admit I hope he looks back on this memory fondly.

Not sure what the point of this post is. Maybe lamenting that my original go to lolcow has been a depressing mess to follow for years.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

You're right, that's my mistake. Forgot about Redbridge.

I will say though, it's interesting that most customers I've served, whom had celiac disease, are fine with seltzers and ciders should Redbridge be unavailable. the "gluten free" type people get pissy when it's unavailable.

CeliACK faggot, I don't expect places or people to cater to my weak, gay system unable to process miniscule amounts of bread or normal soy sauce and keep something in stock that 1% of people care about. So I'm good with scotch or a wine, especially if none of the ciders (protip for other faggots, make certain it is cider. Some of the "cider-likes" like red's apple are beer with apple flavoring, do not believe the person saying that it is the same) are on tap.
Gluten-Free is a LifeStyle (tm), and we all know that catering to LifeStyles (tm) is a requirement for any establishment in the YOOL 2024.

 

[Andoxico]

I’m trying to think of the last time I’ve found following Jack funny or entertaining.

Personally I find watching him circle the drain pretty entertaining. Stroke wooorrrzz

 

[rubytintedchix]

Unless Jack's just running his fat faggot mouth to give the world his cold takes, which is the most likely possibility, my guess is that that TamHam still has student loan debt, because when his health problems became more obvious she was at the age when people who have been putting off paying for them start to worry. But wouldn't that mean that Jack is admitting to a fault of his/theirs?

Joe Chavez alluded to fatty saying he faked his university degree. He purposesly picked a college that burned to the ground so the records (on paper in those days) also went with the fire. No way to track whether he’s telling the truth or lying. He supposedly told Tammy to do the same thing. Whether or not it’s true, who knows. Jack talks out of both sides of his fat fucking mouth.

I’m trying to think of the last time I’ve found following Jack funny or entertaining. I mean that’s why we’re here right? We used to get these insane recipes from a man who wasn’t yet fully stroked out. He was actually pretty fun to laugh at. I think at this point I follow out of obligation. I want to be here when things reach their natural conclusion.

I think the last time I can remember a funny arc was a specific vacation. Maybe Orlando? He talked it up for months about some time share. Well, he gets there and every one of his posts were bitching. With a memorable post about how he was furious that his timeshare didn’t have a DVD player.

For the hell of it I was trying to think of the last time he seemed genuinely happy on camera. And the only thing that comes to mind Is the Pokémon Go video with his son.

Yeah, he bitches in the video. He always does. But he seems to be having a good time with Jack Jr. I don’t like the wigger but I’ll admit I hope he looks back on this memory fondly.

Not sure what the point of this post is. Maybe lamenting that my original go to lolcow has been a depressing mess to follow for years.

My favorites in recent history:

The Cookbook
The Whisk Saga
Cooking with Girl

 

[InterestRateHawk]

I’m trying to think of the last time I’ve found following Jack funny or entertaining. I mean that’s why we’re here right?

I'm pretty new to Jack but watching this man try to avoid his next stroke through a carnivore diet is pretty compelling to see. That said, Jack's on his way to the big cow in the sky. It's natural he's winding down.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Unless Jack's just running his fat faggot mouth to give the world his cold takes, which is the most likely possibility, my guess is that that TamHam still has student loan debt, because when his health problems became more obvious she was at the age when people who have been putting off paying for them start to worry. But wouldn't that mean that Jack is admitting to a fault of his/theirs?

I think he's just flapping his cunt over all the people who are getting their student loans forgiven under the Biden administration. It was just in the news that $4.9 billion was being forgiven.

The White House posted its press release a week ago, but for some reason it was on Fox Business yesterday, so that's probably where fatty spotted it.

 

[curbside2]

Personally I find watching him circle the drain pretty entertaining. Stroke wooorrrzz

I’ll admit that for me, his health is so poor, that when I watch him I can feel uncomfortable. He reminds of someone who’s had a lobotomy. Though I admit it’s funny that he never seems aware how much he’s pushed his luck. Him spending his inpatient stay bitching about the food is proof of that.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Spoken like someone who opened one of the attachments. Lmao.

New year new Jack Hack.

Every time he falls for this shit I pray for a new Cooking with Girl saga.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I think he's just flapping his cunt over all the people who are getting their student loans forgiven under the Biden administration. It was just in the news that $4.9 billion was being forgiven.

The White House posted its press release a week ago, but for some reason it was on Fox Business yesterday, so that's probably where fatty spotted it.

PPP loans being forgiven for rich folks: Jack is happy
Student loans being forgiven for struggling people: Jack throws a tantrum

Such a good Christian. Jesus would be so proud

 

[indomitable snowman]

You can make beer brewed with barley gluten free, or at least gluten free enough for someone with celiac disease to drink safely.

Barley has gluten. Any gluten removed or low gluten beer is absolutely not safe for someone with celiac. https://www.glutenfreewatchdog.org/...ission-a-gluten-free-watchdog-special-report/

Gluten free beer is usually brewed with rice, buckwheat, or sorghum.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Latest scam? That scam is by no means new, it's been around forever. Business owners didn't need some drooling retard telling them about it in 2024.

Is Jack talking about it because Tammy eventually figured out that she'd fallen for it, I wonder, or did she actually figure out that it was a scam before she cut the check?