💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[rusty shackleford 1]

1.7 Pat has decided to impart some of his wisdom on Xitter today. First on how SWATTTING government officials is really all about him.

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He had an oddly fence-sitting take on Israel and Palestine (finally). If only the two sides would just throw paint-filled balloons at each other the conflict would end tomorrow!
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He also coped about not getting a proper education. He was unable to obtain any sort of degree, even one for retards like creative writing, because he is fat and dumb, you see.

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lol I love how he’s very careful to technicality Tomlinson so the reader doesn’t assume he’s talking about himself not having an education. Yeah, I’m sure the clever word tricks persuade the masses that the man spamming “Nuh uh my name is. Not. Jennifer.” all day and “Enjoy prison, stalker” every 15 seconds is totally educated.

 

[Post Reply]

Also, it rejects a lot of prompts for no discernible reason, so you gotta keep adding spelling errors until it accepts it.
For the top one I ended up using "This is wy yor lyfe is all ready over stahlker. En joi prison."

I only ran into "stalker" and "prison" as forbidden words. Everything else I tried worked, although I sometimes had to misspell it anyway to get it to sound right. Do you also have to sign up to get the 24 second clips rather than 12?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This is the best thing I've ever heard

 

[AirdropShitposts]

His retardation knows no bounds today. Rush Limbaugh was forgotten so instantly that Patrick is still seething about him years after his death.
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Rush never created anything like toxic pallet chairs. Rush never built anything like a backwards fence, and Rush never improved anything like salting the earth of his own garden.

Jennifer just rephrased what the image already says lol

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Time for my own AI musical contribution, based on my favorite Pest text conversation (Pest's father is supposedly a dermatologist).

Spoiler: ORIGIN

Choice generated titles: Nikki's Fart Symphony, Big Mac Dreams ft. Nikki, Big Mac Serenade, Pepperoni Serenade

 

[Tablet County]

Here's my contribution, a hip-hop number from MC Titch Bits by the name of Endless Calling, Happening Again.

 

[LGHDR+]

A new era of Patposting has begun and I'm so glad I was here for it, you beautiful fucking bastards. Here's your Grammy!

Spoiler: AI Prompt

A Grammy award sitting on a shelf. The plaque says "Best Song by Stalkerchilds".

 

[*sigh*]

What if you truly enjoy prison? I don’t like his kinkshaming at all!

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

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(Both of these are AI done through Reface 4.2)

For my Rimworld playthrough where I have decided Patrick must raise enough silver to Pay Quasi Lol, I set myself a number of 80,000 because his debt keeps going up, as Fat is ignoring the legally owed debt.

Now I fear even that will not be enough to Pay Quasi by the end.

 

[Tablet County]

This is kind of stupid and only tangentially related to Fat Rick but it makes me giggle.

I would like mister Owen A. to know that I'm just playing. I love the rascals. Somerville Dan probably drinks pee though. But you know who else does?

 

[LGHDR+]

For my Rimworld playthrough where I have decided Patrick must raise enough silver to Pay Quasi Lol, I set myself a number of 80,000 because his debt keeps going up, as Fat is ignoring the legally owed debt.

Now I fear even that will not be enough to Pay Quasi by the end.

No, child. I don't owe a single piece of silver. These are your delusions.

(I stole somebody else's AI that I found on Google and then hit it with Reface 4.2)

 

[RussianParasite]

For my Rimworld playthrough where I have decided Patrick must raise enough silver to Pay Quasi Lol, I set myself a number of 80,000 because his debt keeps going up, as Fat is ignoring the legally owed debt.

You have to play on Randy as he has been doxed by Jackie as a true and honest stalker child.

Hold on one sec guys I have more info but someone is knocking at my door… be right back!

 

[AnOminous]

For my Rimworld playthrough where I have decided Patrick must raise enough silver to Pay Quasi Lol, I set myself a number of 80,000 because his debt keeps going up, as Fat is ignoring the legally owed debt.

Now I fear even that will not be enough to Pay Quasi by the end.

So if Piggy gets ornery again and refuses to pay and Quasi once again has to pay his lawyers to turn the screws, does this mean we get a THIRD, even BETTER debt to go with the first two?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

You have to play on Randy as he has been doxed by Jackie as a true and honest stalker child.

Hold on one sec guys I have more info but someone is knocking at my door… be right back!

Randy is the only way to play Rimworld. Life doesn't follow a difficulty curve, child.

It is actually going surprisingly well and I haven't had to do a lot of behind the scenes tweaking to keep the story running. I may add other cows to the colony, Jackie is the first one I can think of.

 

[Tablet County]

I may never stop.

 

[RussianParasite]

It is actually going surprisingly well and I haven't had to do a lot of behind the scenes tweaking to keep the story running. I may add other cows to the colony, Jackie is the first one I can think of.

You might need to edit in a pawn with certain traits as even the Rimworld random generator might find them preposterous:

Gluttony
Slow Learner
Abrasive
Annoying voice
Slowpoke
Volatile
Surprisingly Ugly
Jealous
Greedy

… might as well tack on Pyromanic?

 

[Tablet County]

Here's a selection of snippets from MC Titch Bits's concept album Prism Enjoyer, featuring cameos by Yung Rascal and the Kiwi Klan

Bonus:

 

[LGHDR+]

5.7 is a legitimate cartridge

 

[Maude Snew]

It turned Lowtax into Notax just fine although he has been voting democrat ever since.

 

[Tablet County]

I swear this is the last one