💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pat apparently just trapped himself inside a carwash.
Imagine driving a car when your hands and feet look like this:
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These also cracked me up BIG time:



Edit: a few more because this is the perfect kind of childish stupidity that made me fall in love with Jenny:


 
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His retardation knows no bounds today. Rush Limbaugh was forgotten so instantly that Patrick is still seething about him years after his death.
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Rush never created anything like toxic pallet chairs. Rush never built anything like a backwards fence, and Rush never improved anything like salting the earth of his own garden.
 
His retardation knows no bounds today. Rush Limbaugh was forgotten so instantly that Patrick is still seething about him years after his death.
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Rush never created anything like toxic pallet chairs. Rush never built anything like a backwards fence, and Rush never improved anything like salting the earth of his own garden.
Jennifer probably thinks about Rush Limbaugh just as much as everyone else. He just wants to pretend like Rush wasn't important. Also, Rush Limbaugh sold books. Jennifer has not
 
His retardation knows no bounds today. Rush Limbaugh was forgotten so instantly that Patrick is still seething about him years after his death.
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Rush never created anything like toxic pallet chairs. Rush never built anything like a backwards fence, and Rush never improved anything like salting the earth of his own garden.
As opposed to Fat's future legacy. Who can forget "that retarded, fat 'scifi author' on twitter."

Truly, a legacy he can be proud of.
 

These also cracked me up BIG time:
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Edit: a few more because this is the perfect kind of childish stupidity that made me fall in love with Jenny:
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A few more good ones from the OnA thread (all AI generated):

Not in your gay porn:

Ooga Booga:

FFwBT:

Real-life tough guy:


Also reposting "Titty Two-Chins" even though @Meat Target already posted it, because it's a banger:

I nominate this as Jennifer's official lolcow jingle.
 
Oh wow, this is Riffusion AI is actually kinda fun. Edited to add a few more and clean up the formatting.

Rodeo Clown's Lament


Debt Dilemmas


Broke and Bustin


Shadows of Milwaukee


My last update, I swear.




 
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Is the interest on the debt compounding? From what I can see, its a 0.02% interest accrued daily on his 10% yearly interest. So that would be almost $8 today in interest today according to payquasi.lol

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The court has formally recognized Jennifer as Fat's middle name.
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(Both of these are AI done through Reface 4.2)
 
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Alright, I tried it out myself. These are the best ones the Riffusion AI spit out for me:

Life Already Over


Infant


Only Gets Worse


I manually shortened the last two.

It's a shame that the login-free version doesn't let you explicitly choose "Choral" or "Opera", because those produce some of the best riffs and you gotta click the "Surprise" button a lot to finally get them.

Also, it rejects a lot of prompts for no discernible reason, so you gotta keep adding spelling errors until it accepts it.
For the top one I ended up using "This is wy yor lyfe is all ready over stahlker. En joi prison."
 
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