💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

On the topic of tertiary Scalfani’s…apparently Jack’s younger brother Jim (pig nips) Scalfani is looking for a room to rent. He is ok with grandmas so maybe @Mersh can take him

The fact that he needed to show an almost nude picture of himself means he's not just looking for a room but it's an advertisement for all the gay boys out there.

By default I think anyone would subconsciously be trying to justify veganism after looking at these.

Veganism might be a little extreme. But one good way to lose weight reasonably quickly is to go vegetarian. Jagoff would be much better off if he did this instead of eating MOAR MEAT every day.

Jim has a very good body for 54. I'm honestly impressed he managed to power through the shitty Scalfani genes and take care of himself.

It's like Charles is thin so my guess is that Fatty is the only one in the family that has really shit genes and it's because he has a different dad than his brothers.

 

[You're MDNWU]

On the topic of tertiary Scalfani’s…apparently Jack’s younger brother Jim (pig nips) Scalfani is looking for a room to rent. He is ok with grandmas so maybe @Mersh can take him in…

He honestly looks like your typical trashier old gay guy from California.

Wonder if he wears diapers or takes medication.

 

[Pig Cups]

check out those nips holy fuck

That’s the result of specialized nipple suction devices designed to stimulate and engorge the tissue. Some people take it a step further by applying suction to the whole breast, like Pig Norman Summerton does.

To be fair, nipples are an erogenous zone for both sexes, and both sexes (gay or straight) can derive great pleasure from nipple play. Nothing wrong with that, but as mentioned earlier, Jim’s willingness to broadcast something like that publicly is indicative of him ascribing to a lifestyle of perversion that runs far deeper.

Jim has a very good body for 54. I'm honestly impressed he managed to power through the shitty Scalfani genes and take care of himself.

Could just be the Magic Johnson Diet…

Wonder if he wears diapers or takes medication.

I would be very surprised if Jim is unacquainted with protease inhibitors and the diligence required to maintain an undetectable viral load. Most of the older gays who still fuck like they’re 20 (to the point of posting ads like Jimbo) tend to be pozzed.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

WING WARS

 

[p1138]

WING WARS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fuH6NNsiOv0

Ok, so we've got Fat on the Go and it doesn't say it's from before his carnivore diet. Where does he go? A wing joint...

2 people, 12 wings and a catfish plate for Tammy. It's just Fatty and Tammy. Oh, and of course fried okra with the wings.
Bitches about not knowing why the TV is blaring. Probably because the place looked dead and people were trying to watch it before Fatty scooted in.
1:10 That is one of the saddest looking side salads I've ever seen in my life. Iceberg lettuce, a fistfull of shreddy cheese, and a sprinkling of diced tomato is not a salad. Has 2 tubs of blue cheese dressing to dump on it. Then shows some fried catfish. Also, that looks like a soda cup visible on Fatty's side of the table... HMMMMM
1:20 Fatty tries to skip over his breaded and fried okra, but fails.
2:10 holds a blurry wing up to the camera "reel gud, no red, the bone isn't cracked", shoves wings back into camera after taking a bite, still can't focus for shit.
2:20 already in the car. They spent what, 60 seconds showing the food? jfc...
2:30 Tammy mentions the Okra even though it was on Fatty's plate. Sure she probably had some, but come on, we know Fatty ate it.
2:45 B+. He really likes this new letter "B" he learned about after Brianna rated a place a B. Flavor was A, wings were small, not enough GUD MEAT.
3:36 editing fuckup showing food again for half a second?

 

[rubytintedchix]

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This sounds an awful lot like someone cheated.

WING WARS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fuH6NNsiOv0

Further proving my point above here’s a screenshot of the receipt from the recent FOTG:


Taken on 1/4 @ 6:30ish PM.

What part of the animal does the fried okra come from, Jack? Also, to jog your memory we didn’t get any numbers on 1/4. Interesting. Wonder why.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

What part of the animal does the fried okra come from, Jack?

Maybe he mixed up okra and orca?

 

[Tiresome]

What Charles led idiot Jack to believe would be his new life every day.

 

[p1138]

This sounds an awful lot like someone cheated.

Further proving my point above here’s a screenshot of the receipt from the recent FOTG:

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Taken on 1/4 @ 6:30ish PM.

What part of the animal does the fried okra come from, Jack? Also, to jog your memory we didn’t get any numbers on 1/4. Interesting. Wonder why.

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Fatty posts his numbers in the morning, so him gorging on fried wings and orka wouldn't be why we didn't get numbers. However, it's incredibly obvious knowing he was eating a bunch of fried shit and likely drinking soda, that the drastically lower numbers on the 5th are bullshit because there's just no way the shit went down if he went out eating junk food on the 4th. I wonder if his next fat on the go was filmed on the 7th with a jump on the 8th he forgot to omit?

 

[AbyssDweller]

WING WARS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fuH6NNsiOv0

I just don't get why he keeps doing these shitty review videos. Does he really think that anyone cares what the food at some shitty strip mall wing joint in Nashville tastes like? It's not like Jack is reviewing haute cuisine that's hard to come by on his channel, he just eats whatever shitty fast food at places you can find identical copies of in any suburb with a population over ~20k people before incoherently blurting out "meat wuz GUD salty GUD deep fried GUD"

Also I'm not shocked that this fat fuck broke CUNNYVORE just four days into his new "diet" by stuffing his gullet with battered and deep fried okra + bread. We all know he's been sneaking lil snackies when the cameras are off before going on Facebook to brag to the other boomers about how disciplined he is

 

[p1138]

I just don't get why he keeps doing these shitty review videos. Does he really think that anyone cares what the food at some shitty strip mall wing joint in Nashville tastes like? It's not like Jack is reviewing haute cuisine that's hard to come by on his channel, he just eats whatever shitty fast food at places you can find identical copies of in any suburb with a population over ~20k people before incoherently blurting out "meat wuz GUD salty GUD deep fried GUD"

Also I'm not shocked that this fat fuck broke CUNNYVORE just four days into his new "diet" by stuffing his gullet with battered and deep fried okra + bread. We all know he's been sneaking lil snackies when the cameras are off before going on Facebook to brag to the other boomers about how disciplined he is

It just goes to show that Fatty still has zero self awareness about posting a video showing he's breaking his diet, even including a dated receipt, just reinforces how much of a liar he is while arguing with people on FB and the youtube comments.

 

[densedance]

I just don't get why he keeps doing these shitty review videos.

1.) His narcissism 2.) Reason to eat shitty food 3.) ???? 4.) Culinary profit for Jack!

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I just don't get why he keeps doing these shitty review videos.

Tell you exactly why: over the past decade+ Tranny, with Jagoff's full backing, has been writing ALL of this shit off on their tax returns. I'm convinced it all includes an exorbitant plethora of you-name-it ... food, equipment, smokers, kitchen updates, movies, GUD movie food, P90X, Profile, HOPE -- the mutt they paid $1500 for, Disneyland, whale watching, flights, timeshares, $3500 MACKBOOK, Universal Studios, stupid out of town food 'tours', new 'Tonight Show' style set etc, and of course ALL Fat on the Go's. I'm sure I'm missing some stuff.

I get that people write (some) stuff like this off as a business expense. Point is, in their case there is NO WAY this could possibly be justified with such little effort and with almost no return on investment whatsoever. See, these people are so retarded that because they've managed to get away with it, so far (apparently), that they'll just as easily be able to do so -- with even less effort if that's possible -- going forward without the risk of a sudden, stroke-inducing audit sometime probably sooner than later.

But maybe I'm wrong, and all this really is acceptable.

Think I'll book a terrific 250-day 'round-the-world cruise on RegentSevenSeas and post a three minute clip to my loyal followers on YouTube every week or so recounting what a fine time I'm having. I'll also be sure to mention that the First Class seat to and from the ports was GUD, and that my dozens of shore excursions, meals, car rentals and helicopter rides were also GUD. Then fuck it, I'll write it all off.

But ... I had better check with Uncle Sam first though. Out of an abundance of caution I'll be sure to include several example links from a certain 'celebrity' 'chef's' YT channel to confirm this indeed would be okay to do -- I just wanna be 100% sure since I'd rather not spend a fair amount of time in a federal prison having to eat not very gud food.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

WING WARS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fuH6NNsiOv0

Listening to Jack talking and breathing, I really do not believe he is going to be alive in 12 months.

 

[._.]

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All of his rules are one-brain-cell takes and stupid as hell but somehow this one is especially stupid and annoying.

Surprisingly, Ive actually never seen or heard of someone who genuinely 'craved' food like cakes or donuts the way hes implying. Like youll see someone say 'Oh I cant resist a piece of cake' or something at an event, like 'Oh I shouldnt but Ill have a donut' if they are 'craving one' but theyll take a PIECE of cake, or like ONE donut and be satisfied.

Hes waxing poetic like hes some prophet about cravings as if its normal for people to be basically fiending, unable to stop if they have a cookie, like theyre constantly battling this desire and its like, No Jack, thats not normal and nobody but apparently you is like that.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Like youll see someone say 'Oh I cant resist a piece of cake' or something at an event, like 'Oh I shouldnt but Ill have a donut' if they are 'craving one' but theyll take a PIECE of cake, or like ONE donut and be satisfied.

If I didn't have to suffer the consequences of a poor diet, I'd live off of various desserts and roast beef dishes. I use Jack's content to remind myself what happens if I actually did as I want.

 

[lindsayfan]

Listening to Jack talking and breathing, I really do not believe he is going to be alive in 12 months.

i'd call that "talking" and "breathing" with scare quotes, the same way jack's a "chef" and junior is "heterosexual"

comments on the video are all up in arms about the cunnyvore violation (none clever enough to be worth screenshotting)... curious how jack will address this.

 

[AbyssDweller]

comments on the video are all up in arms about the cunnyvore violation (none clever enough to be worth screenshotting)... curious how jack will address this.

He'll either claim that he had no choice because the okra/bread comes with all orders and that he let Hammy eat it all (lie, we know this fat piece of shit can't resist GUD fried fud when its placed in front of him) or he'll go full man-child "umm, thanks MOM, but I'm LEANING carnivore, okay?"

 

[Postal Dude]

WING WARS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fuH6NNsiOv0

Damn, Princess Tam-Ham isn’t looking too hot. Will she be the next to go the way of the Wendigo?

 

[Tiresome]

Damn, Princess Tam-Ham isn’t looking too hot. Will she be the next to go the way of the Wendigo?

She's looked like that a long time. It's a combination of chronic stress (taking care of Fatty), bottom-barrel white trash genes, middle age and not giving a shit.