You board your flight and this is your pilot, what do you do?

[Catler]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on board E621.

 

[CowPox]

Faggot.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I'd rather have @Bargain Bin Laden fly the plane.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

This is a very homosexual picture and I do not want to participate in it's discussion because I'm not a homosexual.
Thank you for your attention.

 

[Catler]

I'm not a homosexual.

Have you ever tried...y..you might enjoy it.

Then again you are John Ward...I don't want you holding that crucifix up to me.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I turn the fuck around and walk my ass across the ocean. The only thing that's going to go down harder than that fucks self esteem is that plane.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Condescendingly treat it like a house cat.

 

[draggs]

I pull out my gun because I'm a federal air marshal and I save the lives of everyone on that flight by doing what has to be done

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I'd rather have Steven Assanti fly the plane.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I'd rather have @Bargain Bin Laden fly the plane.

out of the frying pan

"Hi folks, welcome to Bargain Bin Laden Airlines Flight 666! We're going to be taxiing shortly and we'll be in the air with you fine folks as soon as I finish this fat spliff. Your attendants will be along shortly to pass out edibles or bong hits, totally your choice dudes. If you look out over the left wing, you can see the Merry Old Land of Oz, and to the right you can see Narnia. Later in the flight we'll have pizza, Cheetos and White Claw for when you totally get the munchies. Rad, bros."

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I never have an erection again.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Plot twist: every single pilot on every plane you've ever flown on has been like this and that's why they don't let you inside the cockpit

 

[Migraine Box]

Plot twist: every single pilot on every plane you've ever flown on has been like this and that's why they don't let you inside the cockpit

Turbulence is a myth. What you're experiencing is the pilots yiffing each other and constantly knocking into the yokes

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Turbulence is a myth. What you're experiencing is the pilots yiffing each other and constantly knocking into the yokes

I don't puke during turbulence but now you've given me a reason to, thanks.

 

[Catler]

Turbulence is a myth. What you're experiencing is the pilots yiffing each other and constantly knocking into the yokes

They don't call it a cockpit for no reason.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Turbulence is a myth. What you're experiencing is the pilots yiffing each other and constantly knocking into the yokes

I laughed too loud and now my neighbors are mad at me, thanks a lot

 

[Pruto]

Pondering and ruminating about the fact that a furry abomination in fact, does exist whilst contemplating the grim scientific implications of this travesty.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Will he feed me frosted flakes?

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Commit 9/11 2 Electric Boogaloo.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Crash the plane with no survivors