💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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But then I remember a video where they were still living in California and I think were going to Tennessee to find a new place. At one point they're visiting friends and the neighbor's dog was on an electronic tether. It's one of those systems that there's a wire under ground or something that if the dog crosses it, it gets a shock. So this asshole is calling over to the dog to get it to come over because he wanted to see it get hurt.

The man is an asshole in every sense.
It’s the Dotson’s/Tennessee Pt 2 video.

As hilarious and awful as the main channel is, JOTG is where he really shows his true colors since he’s speaking off the cuff and doesn’t have as much control over the content.
 
Food is the only thing he loves, and it is going to kill him. Jack is what, in his 50s? His BP is insane. He's both feet and an arm into the grave already, and still the beast must feed.

But he's fixing it by going full CARNIVOUR, magical diet from his idiot brother, seven years of research. And if you look at his numbers .... oh ....

His weight i don't fucking buy because deathfats will never tell you their real weight. So that number is BS, his sugar is above average because need cream in my lame ass coffee, his beepees are critical damage for someone who's been marathoning strokes. Also his right eye is noping out, his vocal cords are shit i mean each new video he sounds significantly worse, suffers sleep-related breathing disorders and there's obviously more but ok mom, your not my doctor mom.

Diet that took him seven years to study, and turned his idiot of a brother into a gigachad simply cannot fail. Right?
Wendigo carries him like a pro but i say 2024 marks the end.
 
The only way I can imagine that happening, is if his colon is desperately trying to convince his brain to get him to consume some fiber. Still shows zero concern about his BP or even curiosity about why his sugar levels never go down.
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Food is the only thing he loves, and it is going to kill him. Jack is what, in his 50s? His BP is insane. He's both feet and an arm into the grave already, and still the beast must feed.
Considering how fat Jack is and his porcine diet, I'm pretty surprised that the majority of his health problems have come from his blood pressure/cholesterol and that he hasn't felt the effects of diabetes too much. You'd think someone as big as him would have lost at least a few toes over the few years that he's had all of his strokes (His dangling purple gimp arm certainly looks like its going to drop off any minute now). We've watched him make some truly monstrous sugar/corn syrup dessert concoctions over the years, the man must have an ungodly tolerance for muh shurgur
 
Blood pressure and sugars completely stagnant, and even his water weight loss is starting to plateau off which I'm sure is causing Jack to become extra bitchy now that his 'miracle diet' isn't shedding the pounds like it did initially. What is this fat fuck even eating on a supposedly "carnivore" diet that his sugars haven't moved at all? It can't just be sugar/cream in his coffee or the corn syrup in his "uncured" sausage, lardo has to be gobbling down snack cakes when Hammy isn't around

The wonders of CARNIVOR:
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What is this fat fuck even eating on a supposedly "carnivore" diet that his sugars haven't moved at all? It can't just be sugar/cream in his coffee or the corn syrup in his "uncured" sausage, lardo has to be gobbling down snack cakes when Hammy isn't around
Beverages, maybe. Even if you avoid soda, most drinks have some kind of sugar, added or otherwise. He'd have to be drinking a lot though, not that gluttony is an abnormality to him.
 
While his diastolic numbers look good, or at least not bad, his systolic pressure is through the roof. Anything higher than 140 when you've had 5 strokes so far and you need to get those numbers down. He should also be on blood thinners at this point.

Blood SHUGAR numbers... I'll admit I don't know much about but they look high to me.

Basically fatty is a fatass who eats too much.
 
My Dad had one stroke and said "Never again", he's lost almost 30 pounds despite limited mobility and vision. I will never for the life of me understand how you can go through that and not have a moment of self-reflection.. My Dad was nowhere near as big as Jack and his stroke probably wasn't as bad as Jack's, how do you not choose life over food???
Jack is a food addict, pure and simple. Really no difference between him and an alcoholic who goes right to the liquor store after getting released from the hospital for complications from cirrhosis.
 
I fully expect Jack to die midstream
Not impossible. His stress levels definitely rise during the streams, thanks to his (at least somewhat knowingly) throwing himself to the trolls and having to scramble to come up with lies, which puts him on the defensive. Facing any kind of criticism from the gallery accomplishes the same. Could very well set off another stroke/heart attack.

It‘d be cataclysmic if it were to happen without at least someone capturing it for posterity. A stroke captured on film is some fucked up shit to watch- there’s footage of it happening to Ron Paul. However, in the case of Jackass, it’d be nothing but cathartic humor.


“PORK KING GOOD”

I know that’s the name of the product, but I couldn’t help but think that PORK KING GOOD would be something Jack would stroke-brainedly post/gurgle at his phone mic, à la LIKE MONK FRUIT BETTER.


And Charles talking to him like he's an idiot "food isn't fun, it's fuel" it's like a halfassed intervention. Then at the 15 minute mark from fatty "I want to talk about your workouts because exercise is as important as anything" Yes Fatty it is, what's YOUR exercise routine?
1.) Charles is right about that, I’ll admit. I used to work with a nutritionist who referred to pasta meals, etc. (the day of the week where you bend your routine) as “recreational eating.” The goal early on was to have more “medicinal“ days a week than “recreational.” Not a bad way to look at it.

Sadly, I see a colorectal cancer diagnosis in Charles’ future because of all that fucking meat. I lost a relative to it who was diagnosed at stage 4 (kept writing it off as hemorrhoids). He basically lived off of meat since he was able to get lots of decent quality cuts from his purveyor (he owned a restaurant). Ate steak 4-5 nights a week. I can’t imagine it not catching up to Charles, one way or another. Eat some roughage, dude.

2.) Lol Jack will never exercise. He’s so hobbled at this point that physical exercise in a non-starter. Even if most of his limbs weren’t dead, he’d still be too lazy and lacking in stamina. That ship left the port long ago.
 
This fat fuck thinks his listening devices are spying on him to serve him veggie porn.

Yeah, I’m sure the National Vegetable Growers Association and Farm Board or whatever are monitoring your smart devices to listen to you gurgle about the carnivore diet, Jack.

Not everything has to be a conspiracy theory. No one cares that you are slowly killing yourself, except for us at the farms and maybe like 3 unironic fans. Your family certainly doesn’t care.

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Big veggie is trying to kill him, he knows too much
 
The only way I can imagine that happening, is if his colon is desperately trying to convince his brain to get him to consume some fiber. Still shows zero concern about his BP or even curiosity about why his sugar levels never go down.
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Jesus christ. 160/72 is very, very high. 180/110+ is considered a medical emergency
 
This fat fuck thinks his listening devices are spying on him to serve him veggie porn.

Yeah, I’m sure the National Vegetable Growers Association and Farm Board or whatever are monitoring your smart devices to listen to you gurgle about the carnivore diet, Jack.

Not everything has to be a conspiracy theory. No one cares that you are slowly killing yourself, except for us at the farms and maybe like 3 unironic fans. Your family certainly doesn’t care.

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Most food ads use vegetables to show off their product due to their wide variety of colors and tones, which allows you to make the foods more visually appealing as well as add new flavor bases to the mixture. Parts of your understanding on flavor is based on smell and sight after all; it's why you can sometimes squick people out by changing how a dish looks with food coloring or lighting.

And that's not getting into how showing a few vegetables primes the mind to go "oh good, this actually has a bit of health benefits" on the marketing sense. It's similar to how a pet food company might show good stock footage of the farms they source the proteins from for cats or dogs.

That Jack fails to understand this isn't surprising, though hilarious given he's pretended to be a content creator for so long. He's lost most his sight, and basically all of his smell and tasting ability. It's solely texture, heat, sweet, salt, and amount that determines "gudness".

Funny thing is while you can argue there's a bit of a push by higher ups to shift us away from animal based diets, odds are good that Jack's just throwing baby tantrums at one or two vegan product commercials that are in the ad lineup, and might actually be so far gone that even something like a pizza ad might be doing that since it proudly shows its tomatoes and peppers from the farms they used to get your slop to table.
The only way I can imagine that happening, is if his colon is desperately trying to convince his brain to get him to consume some fiber. Still shows zero concern about his BP or even curiosity about why his sugar levels never go down.
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Constantly on the edge of a hypertensive crisis and a seventh stroke: pressure gud, heart gud, I'm gud.

Seriously, imagine being so retarded you think celebrating having a 160 systolic isn't a horrible scenario. With this in mind, I now am predicting that the doctor is constantly concerned and prescribes Jack some form of medication to manage it, and then the fat fucking baby bawls about the idea of taking a single pill.

He then immediately lies about his numbers being gud.
 
Considering how fat Jack is and his porcine diet, I'm pretty surprised that the majority of his health problems have come from his blood pressure/cholesterol and that he hasn't felt the effects of diabetes too much. You'd think someone as big as him would have lost at least a few toes over the few years that he's had all of his strokes (His dangling purple gimp arm certainly looks like its going to drop off any minute now). We've watched him make some truly monstrous sugar/corn syrup dessert concoctions over the years, the man must have an ungodly tolerance for muh shurgur
Honestly, there is a huge amount of people in this country that are as fat or even fatter than Jack and are not doing anywhere near as horribly as he is. The reasons for this are numerous but a few reasons Jack has fucked up so royally bad are:
1. Jack has a family history of diabetes and strokes but doesn't give a fuck about eating anything other than meat and processed cheese by the truckload. Genetics were the gun and Jack's lifestyle provided the ammunition.
2. Pride and Arrogance. Refuses all medical advice. Comes up with mushbrain excuses for his bad outcomes (tap water/Broccoli>kidney stones. Caffeine->Strokes)
3. Lack of a balanced diet. Despite this carnivore diet charade, his current diet is not that different than the one he has adhered to over the past three years. He has been larping as leaning KETOOOO and prides himself on eating "healthy fat" foods like processed meat and cheese . He treats any vegetable like it is radioactive uranium. When Jr made Bruscheta on a CWJ last year, Jack just stared in disgust while Tammy and Jr tried it. Fatty is so impressed with his Brother's skinnyfat dadbod that he thinks Charles has found the fountain of youth. I have personally never met a healthy person over 80 who eats a strict carnivore or vegan diet. It's almost like the ideal diet is a healthy mix of various food groups.
4. Sedentary af. He is so fat and lazy he thinks writing stuff on a piece paper is a useless skill to teach children. Jack is a visionary who uses dictation software that can't pick up his dysarthric speech most of the time. His coordination with his left arm is like that off a 5 year old.

In a nut shell, I hate this fat fuck and the pride with which he wears his ignorance makes him such a compelling cow. :popcorn:

P.S. Jack has definitely felt the wrath of Diabeetus and multiple times at that. His repeated strokes and fucked up blood vessels were made possible by Diabetes just as much as Hypertension .
 
Boo, it isn't one of his new format fat on the go videos he claimed he would ask random people what food tastes like.

15 seconds in, he mentions treating some shitty universal studios restaurants as if they're a damned vacation destination.
30 seconds, doesn't even know wtf restaurant they're going to immediately after Tammy tells him
45 seconds, Jr picking his nose and trying to look important on the phone
Spends the next minute asking what things are, because he can't remember shit
2:10 gives it an A+ because meat gud, after looking at a salad like he had no idea wtf it was

2:20 Now they're buying milkshakes at night? Still can't remember wtf the name of anything is. Then proceeds to repeatedly correct Tammy about biscotti because he still larps as an italian. Fatty doesn't show himself having gotten a milkshake, doesn't mean he didn't get one.
2:50 films a janitor cleaning up the sidewalk. This is his "Orlando Informer Meetup"? I'm guessing some timeshare bullshit. Park is empty.
3:10 he just randomly ate some taco filling? Doesn't know what he ate, just that it was "beans and guacamole and whatever" no meat so not gud.
3:30 "this is how empty the event is, there's like nobody here" Yes Fatty, because it's after the park as closed in December.
 
Captain Fatfuck threw an angy fit when they tried to restrict his diet at the nursing facility the last time his brain went supercritical. He even had Hammy bringing him KFC and Arby's. Why delay the inevitable? They should just wheel in a crate of Walmart salami and let him eat until his colon explodes.
My Dad had 1 glass of wine on Christmas and felt guilty about it. He hasn't had alcohol, real bread, meat, dairy, potato chips, soda, ice cream, etc. in 4 months and he hardly even complains about it. He never even lost mobility to the extent that Jack did but he said it was painful enough where he's not even really tempted to try.

On the other topic, I did the carnivore diet for 2 months and it only kind of worked because I was remote working and able to lift 2-3 times a day in my garage. I gained some muscle mass but my blood pressure rose and that was from eating mainly fish and beef (no pork ever and small amounts of dairy) so I can only imagine the kind of damage he's doing to his body by doing his version of said diet. It's a stupid trend diet that a lot of people fell for and it's really not sustainable unless you're a bodybuilder type. It's not like he's actually exercising or doing strength training of any kind so that initial weight loss he experienced is probably counteracted by his struggling liver, kidneys and heart.

I want to feel bad for him but you guys are right, he's simply an addict unworthy of compassion.
 
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