Kala "Tunnel Girl" / Pranavi Kalavathamma Lorei / Jacob Thomas Lorei / @engineer.everything / TikTok Tunnel Troon - Extremely uncanny & autistic hinduboo

[Cardinal Cardinal]

There's a free game on steam called "Dead Seater" that seems like a parody of this situation. It's actually a decent game with some good scares and takes about an hour to beat.

Spoiler: Game Spoilers

You play as a guy who hauls bodies back to his secluded house and places them in an audience for the music room he built underneath his house so he can perform in front of them. Some of the bodies come to life and chase you through the house in a crude, creepy way.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1570080/Dead_Seater/

 

[pistolwhipped]

So does tunnel tranny have permits (doubtful)? I’m surprised the neighbors haven’t complained about the sound of heavy construction equipment next door. Or maybe they’re waiting until tunnel tranny is finished to complain to the local government to really fuck him over having to put the house back to the previous condition?

No, as a surprise to no one at all, he does not have permits. His most recent tiktok is a dramatic reenactment of city inspectors visiting him and giving him a stop work order like a week ago. I have no idea what he expected to happen here... like in a lot of towns in the US we need approval to do dumb shit like cut down trees so I really don't know why he thought he could get away with tunneling like a mole and destroying the ecosystem and underground infrastructure.

Here's the city ordinances including building regulations for his town of Herndon, VA.

I am not an engineer nor have I ever tunneled under my suburban home, but I along with most Americans am aware of the exceedingly long wait times with respect to any sort of government related inspection. The fact that these guys showed up immediately is probably a sign he's in big trouble.

Could this be the end of the tunnel troon project?

This individual has that very disconcerting vibe of being present on earth but completely untethered by that social consciousness most of us share. They are completely disassociated and removed, as though they are simply a vessle being piloted by whatever unearthly thing was the first to take advantage of the opportunity. In this case I suspect some kind of subterranian demon with a penchant for ghost stories (fitting hobby).

I know. He is completely giving skinwalker vibes. I suspected he was a troon because something was sooooo off but I didn't have any proof until now.

 

[Stop Sign]

People are cheering for a future Buffalo Bill that's clearly building a rape dungeon (useful for disposing corpses, too).
We should follow this freak with attention, I think he'll be in the news soon.

 

[Oxyjen]

I really don't know why he thought he could get away with tunneling like a mole and destroying the ecosystem and underground infrastructure.

What ecosystem?? He’s in the bedrock, there’s not even worms down there. Nor are there any pipes or cables. Sure he needed permits but he’s on his own land, I thought this was AMERICA.

Let a dude dig.

 

[GaryGray]

This is peak Dunning-Kruger they know just enough to be incredibly dangerous. When this is all finished it will be like the terrifying 3rd world constructions jobs that used to be posted to Liveleak where water will flow out of electrical sockets and be live. Fishing wire wherever it just happens to fit. What is astounding is why they didn't just move to some rural area outside of city limits and make a tunnel there. Clearly the issue is not money since they seem to have all the tools and very few jury-rigged solutions. I am shocked this whole project has not been simply brought to a halt on OSHA alone. I see that the most recent video from December 28th notes that finally the city is requiring a PE to come in and actually determine if the tard tunnel is not a Kaotic video waiting to happen.
*PE = Professional Engineer which is an engineer who has taken the extra step of a state certification that they really did learn something in college. Also if something goes wrong they are the ones responsible. I feel bad for the unlucky fuck who catches this job. They are going to have to assume nothing was done to code and as a result spend forever manually checking even the most basic standard that normally they might gloss over. It will probably be the most extensive code lookup they have done since taking the nightmare that is the PE exam.

They are even nice enough to document how incompetent they are when it comes to safety and then despite stating the concerns they do it anyways.

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Some choice comments.

 

[Montage]

I hope he somehow manages to sinkhole the street so I can have a good laugh.

 

[Captain Ahab]

This is why autistic people shouldn’t be allowed to roam free.

 

[Oxyjen]

Placing my bet now that actually the construction will be found up to be adequate and it’ll get signed off.
I think this is drama generated for interest. It’s part of the plotline. As is DFEing, temporarily.

 

[AMHOLIO]

What is astounding is why they didn't just move to some rural area outside of city limits and make a tunnel there. Clearly the issue is not money since they seem to have all the tools and very few jury-rigged solutions.

I know it sucks to leave a house in a neighborhood you like and you already sunk some money into, but jesus, can't a dude just buy some rural property and go hog wild? He could have even picked an optimal digging site or optimal rock for his castle ( ) that way. But then again this man did it without a permit and more importantly walks daintly in a garden of weeds and films it online to affirm his girlhood so I don't know what I expected of him.

 

[Muttley]

Trans is one bag of crazy, but specifically male to weird IT-job indian woman is far out there. Wonder what caused this fixation?

Perhaps he thought his best chance at a qtgf was indian chicks at uni??
and when he scored no indian chicks maybe he became the indian chick??

 

[raspberry mocha]

What is going on with people building bunkers and tunnels lately?

 

[AMHOLIO]

What is going on with people building bunkers and tunnels lately?

As you know, autism is contagious. It may make them immune to poison, but they also want to try and dig deep into the earth to go into their next evolutionary step of molemen. We need to start locking them up in steel prisons so we can prevent them from finally becoming an underground autistic society of molepeople, and hold them down and record their screams while we're at it.

 

[GaryGray]

I know it sucks to leave a house in a neighborhood you like and you already sunk some money into, but jesus, can't a dude just buy some rural property and go hog wild? He could have even picked an optimal digging site or optimal rock for his castle ( ) that way. But then again this man did it without a permit and more importantly walks daintly in a garden of weeds and films it online to affirm his girlhood so I don't know what I expected of him.

It is something about only having half the autism required to fully go in on anything. If they loved all the stuff so much they should have become an engineer. The point of an engineering degree for some is to go so deep into a particular sub discipline of a field they can get paid big bucks if they find the right employer. Instead Kala has the tism where they go balls deep into a subject right until they hit resistance then once it gets difficult or becomes a chore they move onto the next novelty that peaks their interest. A true jack of all master of none.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

It's just a troon with an odd hobby. I don't see why this deserves to be featured on the front page.

Nigga he is building a tunnel under his neighborhood. Even if he wasn’t a troon this would still be worthy of being featured.

 

[Evilronald]

I know it sucks to leave a house in a neighborhood you like and you already sunk some money into, but jesus, can't a dude just buy some rural property and go hog wild? He could have even picked an optimal digging site or optimal rock for his castle ( ) that way. But then again this man did it without a permit and more importantly walks daintly in a garden of weeds and films it online to affirm his girlhood so I don't know what I expected of him.

Tunnel troon also lives in an HOA neighborhood. I guarantee they were the ones who called the city to snitch on them and had no way to do anything through their CC&Rs since it’s inside the property and HOA’s have limited jurisdiction over them.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

No, as a surprise to no one at all, he does not have permits. His most recent tiktok is a dramatic reenactment of city inspectors visiting him and giving him a stop work order like a week ago. I have no idea what he expected to happen here... like in a lot of towns in the US we need approval to do dumb shit like cut down trees so I really don't know why he thought he could get away with tunneling like a mole and destroying the ecosystem and underground infrastructure.

I want to say a few months before this weirdo popped up with the tunnel videos, I recall seeing some weird political article about "don't worry about getting approval for stuff first, do it first, then see how it goes" - Basically some sperging about how they think if you ask, get told no, that locks you out, but doing it without asking, then debating when caught is "more productive". I wonder if this troon bought into that kinda thinking?

 

[FinnSven]

I want to say a few months before this weirdo popped up with the tunnel videos, I recall seeing some weird political article about "don't worry about getting approval for stuff first, do it first, then see how it goes" - Basically some sperging about how they think if you ask, get told no, that locks you out, but doing it without asking, then debating when caught is "more productive". I wonder if this troon bought into that kinda thinking?

What would happen to him though? Is he now going to be forced to fill it all in?
Or forced to foot the bill for a work crew to fill it in?

The second would be a better option.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

First he'll dig a tunnel under his house, then he'll dig a tunnel into his pelvis. Grody.

 

[plattschwanz]

What is going on with people building bunkers and tunnels lately?

It's an old (and very male) hobby.

 

[Evilronald]

I’m honestly surprised this troon has made almost 0 reference to being a troon or tried to push gender ideology. He indicates in a video that he has an office job, but he hasn’t really mentioned what kind of job. He’s kind of like watching that weirdo who was using tonka trucks to excavate his house.