💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • April-May 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • June-July 2024

    Głosy: 17 1,1%
  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%
  • October-November 2024

    Głosy: 37 2,3%
  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Głosy: 930 58,5%

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This fat fuck thinks his listening devices are spying on him to serve him veggie porn.

Yeah, I’m sure the National Vegetable Growers Association and Farm Board or whatever are monitoring your smart devices to listen to you gurgle about the carnivore diet, Jack.

Not everything has to be a conspiracy theory. No one cares that you are slowly killing yourself, except for us at the farms and maybe like 3 unironic fans. Your family certainly doesn’t care.

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This fat fuck thinks his listening devices are spying on him to serve him veggie porn.

Yeah, I’m sure the National Vegetable Growers Association and Farm Board or whatever are monitoring your smart devices to listen to you gurgle about the carnivore diet, Jack.

Not everything has to be a conspiracy theory. No one cares that you are slowly killing yourself, except for us at the farms and maybe like 3 unironic fans. Your family certainly doesn’t care.

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Yep, Big Vegetable is totally monitoring us all. It’s not like we can grow our own is it.
 
Yep, Big Vegetable is totally monitoring us all. It’s not like we can grow our own is it.
Maybe it’s like when you are thinking of buying/leasing a new car (or new to you car) and you start seeing it everywhere on the road.

Jack is secretly craving/wanting to eat vegetables so he’s seeing them everywhere.
 
This fat fuck thinks his listening devices are spying on him to serve him veggie porn.

Yeah, I’m sure the National Vegetable Growers Association and Farm Board or whatever are monitoring your smart devices to listen to you gurgle about the carnivore diet, Jack.

Not everything has to be a conspiracy theory. No one cares that you are slowly killing yourself, except for us at the farms and maybe like 3 unironic fans. Your family certainly doesn’t care.

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YOU WILL STEAM THE BEANS
YOU WILL EAT THE BEANS
YOU WILL BE HAPPY
-Big Vegetable
 
This fat fuck thinks his listening devices are spying on him to serve him veggie porn.

Yeah, I’m sure the National Vegetable Growers Association and Farm Board or whatever are monitoring your smart devices to listen to you gurgle about the carnivore diet, Jack.

Not everything has to be a conspiracy theory. No one cares that you are slowly killing yourself, except for us at the farms and maybe like 3 unironic fans. Your family certainly doesn’t care.

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He made no mention of only receiving vegetable ads, so he probably gets meat ads as well. The more likely scenario is the algorithm is pushing food related ads his way. Vegetables are food, so he shouldn't be surprised by that.
 
It's because a lot of the comments on his posts/videos are telling him to eat vegetables. Fucker is definitely smooth brained at this point.
We should start suggesting gay men resorts and cruises as well as very woke products to him in YT comments.

Perhaps some feminine hygiene and menstural products. Jack is the type of dim bulb that gets viscerally enraged by the thought of women not keeping every aspect of their cycle a state secret and living in a menstural shack like the Arab that he is,
 
Maybe it’s like when you are thinking of buying/leasing a new car (or new to you car) and you start seeing it everywhere on the road.

Jack is secretly craving/wanting to eat vegetables so he’s seeing them everywhere.
The only way I can imagine that happening, is if his colon is desperately trying to convince his brain to get him to consume some fiber. Still shows zero concern about his BP or even curiosity about why his sugar levels never go down.
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We should start suggesting gay men resorts and cruises as well as very woke products to him in YT comments.

Perhaps some feminine hygiene and menstural products. Jack is the type of dim bulb that gets viscerally enraged by the thought of women not keeping every aspect of their cycle a state secret and living in a menstural shack like the Arab that he is,
No but remember he thought it was fine to tell the world about his wife’s uterine procedure
 
The only way I can imagine that happening, is if his colon is desperately trying to convince his brain to get him to consume some fiber. Still shows zero concern about his BP or even curiosity about why his sugar levels never go down.
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God, that blood pressure still has me going wide eyed every time I see it. I'm not cardiovascular specialist, but I do believe that if you've already had a stroke (or four) in your past, high blood pressure is exceptionally dangerous because your blood vessels are already likely damaged and constricted. Jacks BP might be concerningly high in a 'Normal' person but that really should be panic numbers in someone so fucked up already.

If Jack wants to embrace primitivism to try and solve this problem, he really should just be fasting, starving peasant style. Or Bloodletting.
 
His next stroke can't come soon enough.
My Dad had one stroke and said "Never again", he's lost almost 30 pounds despite limited mobility and vision. I will never for the life of me understand how you can go through that and not have a moment of self-reflection.. My Dad was nowhere near as big as Jack and his stroke probably wasn't as bad as Jack's, how do you not choose life over food???
 
My Dad had one stroke and said "Never again", he's lost almost 30 pounds despite limited mobility and vision. I will never for the life of me understand how you can go through that and not have a moment of self-reflection.. My Dad was nowhere near as big as Jack and his stroke probably wasn't as bad as Jack's, how do you not choose life over food???
Captain Fatfuck threw an angy fit when they tried to restrict his diet at the nursing facility the last time his brain went supercritical. He even had Hammy bringing him KFC and Arby's. Why delay the inevitable? They should just wheel in a crate of Walmart salami and let him eat until his colon explodes.
 
He made no mention of only receiving vegetable ads, so he probably gets meat ads as well. The more likely scenario is the algorithm is pushing food related ads his way. Vegetables are food, so he shouldn't be surprised by that.

He's not stating exactly what the ads are for, either. A lot of grocery store ads will display pictures of food (especially bright colored produce) because they want to advertise that they sell fresh items that you can cook however you want. It's likely just that unless it's something like Green Giant vegetables (that may or may not be drenched in cheese sauce).
 
The hilarious thing is Jack would be the very first to bitch and whine incessantly about having to go down and pick up his own mail, if it were imposed upon him. In his old blog he even said he'd get a gun and mow down every dog in the neighborhood if his mail delivery were delayed by minutes. He doesn't give a shit about improving the world around him, just asspats for being "brilliant."
And this is coming from the guy that supposedly loves dogs which is why he has two of them.

But then I remember a video where they were still living in California and I think were going to Tennessee to find a new place. At one point they're visiting friends and the neighbor's dog was on an electronic tether. It's one of those systems that there's a wire under ground or something that if the dog crosses it, it gets a shock. So this asshole is calling over to the dog to get it to come over because he wanted to see it get hurt.

The man is an asshole in every sense.

Couple highlights of Jack's new "Carnivore Chat group" created earlier today. (Note: Dontell is a troll, his profile is pretty funny his "catchphrase" on nearly every post is "strokin'", follows 3 of Jack's pages, and also 3-4 confederate flag things, as a supposed black man.)

#hotdongs

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Hot dogs are processed but other sausage isn't? What the fuck kind of logic is that? And to find out I looked online and I'm getting conflicting information. Some say no processed meats including sausage. Others say it's okay in moderation. Others are cool with it. In other words there's no one way about this. Everybody has their own ideas which means in the end it's worthless if you can literally make up the rules as you go.

Maybe it’s like when you are thinking of buying/leasing a new car (or new to you car) and you start seeing it everywhere on the road.

Jack is secretly craving/wanting to eat vegetables so he’s seeing them everywhere.
This faggot wouldn't eat vegetables unless they were battered and deep fried.

It's likely just that unless it's something like Green Giant vegetables (that may or may not be drenched in cheese sauce).
Don't forget, this is his idea of a salad.

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