💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Chibitzen]

I said that Rekieta had inspired me to draw something something like 50 pages back, finally got around to doing it.

Congrats, Rekieta. Last time that a cow inspired me to post a drawing to KF was Keffals. You're in the same boat as Keffals. It's quite an achievement.

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Rekieta & Mandy, the greatest love story since Titanic. Kate Winslet can't hold a candle to Buffalo Dan, though, what a catch.

Mandy looks a heck of a lot like Dick Masterson in this. Bravo!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He absent-mindedly said 'I need to go get a drink' and had to remind himself that he was sobe streaming. He thinks it is funny how some people think he 'craves' alcohol. He did a short rant on it.

This nigga eating beans! How embarrassing.

 

[Maude Snew]

I tried looking in the thread for the answer; I failed.
Can we get a translation of his moon rune tattoo?

Marked in picture for your convenience.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He wanted 4 more tattoos, and he got one at the convention and it just needs more shading and finishing. It took longer than expected, and he has to go back to catch up with him to finish it.

If you think it looks sick now, just wait till it’s done.

Spoiler

Note: The cum dripping onto Nick from a bent dick above his head is not a shoop.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

its low handing fruit, but theres some irony in mandy being a man, when you could also read mandy as MAN D

 

[Retink Retunk]

I'd say it should be a gullibility award. Not necessarily getting catfished by a man or even getting catfished at all. Just a big sucker prize for gullible morons like Nick.

The whole thing is baffling to me, as up until recently I thought MANdy was some random woman Nick knew from college or something because I couldn't even image someone behaving like that towards some complete stranger on the Internet they never met in person. This was so stupid it's Chris levels of stupid, all that's missing is MANdy to unmask and turn out to be an elderly Blue Spike or something.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Let's remember the real victim of the MANdy ark. Not little Nicky, not Lady Rackets, not MANdy. But Sally. Sally went as far as posting nudes on the Locals chat before it was cool and Nick still went for the catfish using 15 year old phone picks of reddit. I guess Nicky just wasn't ready to handle a real woman.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Let's remember the real victim of the MANdy ark. Not little Nicky, not Lady Rackets, not MANdy. But Sally. Sally went as far as posting nudes on the Locals chat before it was cool and Nick still went for the catfish using 15 year old phone picks of reddit. I guess Nicky just wasn't ready to handle a real woman.

I suspect nobody was as surprised as Buffalo Dan when his literal queer bait ended up pulling in 8BG of Rekieta family lewds. Kayla and Nick wasted no time stripping off and inserting those bottles in their rectums. Almost as if it wasn’t their first time sharing porn of themselves online. God only knows what lurks behind the #monogamy hashtag on XTube.

 

[Heed Not]

He got it when he was doing a lot of Taekwon Do.

Isn't Taekwondo a Korean martial art? Why did he need a Chinese tattoo?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Isn't Taekwondo a Korean martial art? Why did he need a Chinese tattoo?

For the same reason he drove a brand new Mustang home on summer tires in the dead of winter and put it directly in a fucking ditch. Nick is a drunk retard.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick was drinking while he was getting the tattoo.

Isn’t that illegal or unethical or something? Idk not a tattoo person but iirc it was said before ITT that people have to sign a paper when getting a tattoo that says they haven’t been drinking or taking drugs otherwise the tattooist can be held liable?

He has a family amd ADHD.

Hasn’t he claimed previously that he does not have adhd? Has he given himself a new diagnosis/ excuse for taking stimulants?

Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord

Leviticus 19:28

That’s for Jews.

 

[Chibitzen]

Let's remember the real victim of the MANdy ark. Not little Nicky, not Lady Rackets, not MANdy. But Sally. Sally went as far as posting nudes on the Locals chat before it was cool and Nick still went for the catfish using 15 year old phone picks of reddit. I guess Nicky just wasn't ready to handle a real woman.

She's a Grade A pupil of Nick's so she will cope that her nudes were well worth being famous enough to "make it" onto a few incestuous YT shows. Their audience is mainly male, so they always add a few chicks for clicks. That's why so many OnlyFans personalities end up on these panels. Their purpose is to validate the existence of everyone else on there and make them seem more appealing and interesting than they actually are. Whilst keeping the audience's eyeballs distracted with something of lower IQ status while the others perform CPR into the microphone hoping to fill the gaps in place of their own missing intelligence.

In short her job description is as follows:

1) To make the main cast seem more intelligent and likeable than they appear
2) Fill in the time with random nonsense that otherwise would not be filled due to lack of content.

She passed the interview phase under Nick with flying colors to this degree and thus the others snapped her up as they saw she could be useful to them, thus her star was born. Let's just hope she doesn't morph into an actual Death Star, as MANdy did (as a moderator) under Rekieta. She'll move around the circuit though as being panel-worthy seems to be a statement of approval of sorts. Being a Youtuber is the modern day version of being a carny. Essentially.

Edit: A small detail

 

[fuckidunno]

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Nick's torso looks thrilled

Oh this?? it's the traditional Chinese characters for women's cleansing bladder filled with vinegar and water.
it's my spirit animal

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Here's a larger version, the Instagram post is a video, but most of it is a slideshow with Nick's portion being a still frame.

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He legitimately looks like a FtM in that picture.

 

[Chibitzen]

Isn't Taekwondo a Korean martial art? Why did he need a Chinese tattoo?

The same reason he is a panelist at Anime Matsuri. Nobody knows.

 

[Pizdec]

The same reason he is a panelist at Anime Matsuri. Nobody knows.

We know why: it’s cause beer goggles make all the Asians look the same.

 

[Jasper2K]

He went from being well liked and defended on the farms to the lolcow of the year. What a saga. A once in a life time experience.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Isn’t that illegal or unethical or something? Idk not a tattoo person but iirc it was said before ITT that people have to sign a paper when getting a tattoo that says they haven’t been drinking or taking drugs otherwise the tattooist can be held liable?

Supposedly he selected it sober, and drank as it was being done. It also took a lot longer than the artist quoted to get to where it is now.

That’s for Jews.

Yes, a cheap gotcha reddit atheists like to pull out. We can do better with the criticism in this thread.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

That fucking belt is still atrocious. What a nerd. Nick will never be a "cool" kid, forever doomed to be overshadowed by men who have their lives together.

 

[waffle]

In the US tattos and piercings are regulated totally differently in every state, but there are a few genral rules. One is that as long as you consent sober nobody cares too much what you do next. (Although I think a lot of artists prefer you don't drink because it makes you bleed more.)