💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[not william stenchever]

I can't think of a sadder tatt for Nick to get. It would look decent if it was wrapped around a young mans upper arm to show off his hours of gym work; but wrapped around a flabby 40 year old's sad, pale, noodly arm is just....lol.
AND! His pupils look like saucers.

"You don't get blasted on opiates before getting a tattoo? What are you, a conservative incel prude?"

 

[Preacher ✝]

I regret to inform you all that Nick has already gotten another shitty tattoo. [x]

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That's one way to celebrate winning LotY 2023

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Kiwi farms SURE is slow after nick won the award.... Huh, what are the odds... (could be a coincidence, but timing is strange)

 

[Dr. Butt]

Ambivalence is a loser position?

My brother in Christ....

I will accept nothing less than Total Streamer Death

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Kiwi farms SURE is slow after nick won the award.... Huh, what are the odds... (could be a coincidence, but timing is strange)

Probably is. In the time it'd take for Nick to commission a DDoS attack, he could be licking another bottle.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

"You don't get blasted on opiates before getting a tattoo?

Opiates will typically give one pinpoint pupils. I was thinking something more along the lines of a stim like molly. But *shrugs* who knows?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Cheers to all of those who knew Nick was a retard the whole time, had you asked me at the start of 2023 if I thought Nick would be this bad I'd have thought you were crazy.

I regret to inform you all that Nick has already gotten another shitty tattoo. [x]

So did he go from speed running the Ethan Ralph experience to speed running the icuckzzz experience? How long before Sam Hyde makes a documentary clowning on him?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick has an extra nipple?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Anyone have that meme of the Slav winning 3rd place and throwing a huge celebration and biting the medal?

If anyone’s good with photoshop (or GIMP, I feel like Nick would prefer that). You could make that guy Rekieta winning lolcow and biting the Sonichu medallion with a Ratman and Pigman in 2nd and 3rd looking at him with hate.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

Here's a larger version, the Instagram post is a video, but most of it is a slideshow with Nick's portion being a still frame.

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Is this 40 year old whitebread-ass nigga seriously wearing a studded belt like it's 2007?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Rackets is slowly but surely turning into Mr. Nebbercracker.

"Get off my Locals!!!"

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick has an extra nipple?

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Through the power of cuckoldry Nikki has managed to open his third nipple and through it stare into the gaping maw of the coom. Through this portal the coom stared back into him.

 

[Harm]

Watching him slowly incorporate a little piece of every other lolcow is so horrifying. Now it's Anisa Jomha's turn to lend her terrible tattoos to Nick.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick looked disgusting -- with his nipples protruding -- with his shirt off before the cameras. Very, very, disrespectful.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Is this 40 year old whitebread-ass nigga seriously wearing a studded belt like it's 2007?

Yes.

He's worn the belt before, the first time the thread noticed him wearing it in public it was found that it appeared to literally be a belt sold by Hot Topic.

 

[Retink Retunk]

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Rackets is slowly but surely turning into Mr. Nebbercracker.

"Get off my Locals!!!"

If he shacks up with Mars Girl they'd have kids with arms that could reach to the moon.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Nick has an extra nipple?

If you're talking about the mark below his breast bone, I think that looks more like a birthmark or small bruise.

 

[not william stenchever]

If he shacks up with Mars Girl they'd have kids with arms that could reach to the moon.

A whole offshoot of humanity that could swing wildly between the branches of the terraformed equatorial triple canopy rainforests of Mars.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If you're talking about the mark below his breast bone, I think that looks more like a birthmark or small bruise.

It actually looks exactly like a third nipple. Nick finally has something in common with Harry Styles and Mark Wahlberg.

 

[TexOffender]

Nick has an extra nipple?

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This man has never done a push up in his life.