💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%

  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%

  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%

  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%

  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
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I put in my vote for Nick because the scale and speed in which he is crashing and burning is too fascinating to me to look away from.
I can't wait for his inevitable Destiny arc where his wife and kids leave his alcoholic ass behind for an actual well adjusted man instead of sticking around with a dude with rapidly declining health, sanity, and an obsession with talking about fucking middle aged men over the internet pretending to be women.
 
Earned my vote. I haven't kept up with this thread in a long time but remember Mandy well. "She" was always toeing that line of being willing to post tits but having some degree of regret and wallflower-ness that convinced the whole chat to whiteknight for her honor. So obvious in retrospect that it was calculated to play both sides to get max attention. That there were "jealous" actual female members who thought it was a disgusting display just convinced the men to jump in to protect Mandy from slut-shaming, thus giving them a clean, moral reason to debase themselves. The perfect setup.
 
Mouse Cop powiedział(a):
Next thing you know you're drinking more and more just to feel the same level of intoxication, and eventually you either realize you need to cut back before it DOES start fucking up your life, or you don't make that realization and you end up Lolcow of the Year.
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And after you go to commit adultery on your wife with a "woman" you met on the Internet, you wake up in a hotel room with no memory of the last night and a bleeding anus, look in the bathroom mirror, and see Harry Du Bois.
TheDarknessGrows powiedział(a):
All in all it's just a-
nother hole in the wall.
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All in all
It's just a
nother ring on the Ball-
DO.
 
Saint Agustin powiedział(a):
I still don't understand what the fuck happened to him. He has a wife, kids, a degree, a house and cars, he has money and some modicum of fame where you can spew any bullshit and some retatd will agree with you.

So, why the fuck is he depressed or being a fag?! Wtf is going on with people nowadays they all end up being retarded?!

I'm tired of this world. Everybody ends up a fag, a troon or a jewish nigga.
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that's like asking jim morrison "you had money and fame and talent and youth, why did you throw it all away for heroin?"
because the fame got to his head.
 
Once again, I’m mostly laughing at myself for not questioning the judgment of a man who drank a large amount of hard liquor 4-5 nights a week for six years.
 
The funniest part of this is that not only does this news fall on New Years Eve but also the last day Rackets can guzzle booze before dry January begins and god damn it, if I was him I would really want to go on a nice week long bender right about now. Congrats to my fellow non-practicing lawyer aficionados, may 2024 bring us many meltdowns and degeneracy.

My Bossman friends, you have all of next year to watch Jack implode. The man is just starting a beautiful career and you have so much to look forward to.

Pat posters... I'm so sorry. This was your year. Unless Fatrick can oink up another lolsuit or shits himself on camera next year he's going to end up waddling into 3rd or 4th place again.
 
I don't know what is more pathetic. The fact that a over 40 year old man is skinwalking as his high school crush or that Nick fell for a obvious catfish and destroyed both his marriage and kids life over it.
 
Extreme Crusader powiedział(a):
THE VOTES ARE BEING TABULATED TWICE AND STILL STUCK AT 80%. THIS IS BLANTANT FRAUD.
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The purpose of these elections are to peaceably pass power from one LCOTY to another, but this is an OBVIOUS FARCE. This information was released today in a Russian attempt to weaken our great website as revenge for the Ho Ho Holocaust and @Baldo’s Gate is their agent.

You know what? I bet it was YOUUUU who got catfished by “Mandy.”

I’ll see you all on the 6th outside of Null’s house in Serbia, childs. Long live the one, true Lolcow of the Year Patrick Tomlinson.
 
Balldo has overcome the chains of goodwill, rocketed past "Pull...Up...Pull...Up", and found "OVERGEEOVERGEEOVERGEEOVERGEE" with a haste that might be unmatched given where he started and with this revelation has absolutely earned LOTY.

I still voted for Jessica, this tweet sealed it for me even given these revelations about MANdy:
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You might think he's copy-pasting, he isn't, which is why this is such a special tweet. :story:
 
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