🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[AnOminous]

He didn't post a picture of a fat chick after he posted bail, at least he posted a picture of an okay New York Strip with some shrimp on a skewer.

He should have posted a picture of that muzzy wuzzy he banged though. I mean, if he actually did. He should have.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

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The point where someone packs on so much fat that their head becomes a block of meat.

Spoiler: Like here:

 

[HG 400]

He should have posted a picture of that muzzy wuzzy he banged though. I mean, if he actually did. He should have.

He can't tweet about any of the fat chicks he bangs, he has a gross internet girlfriend from England lmao.

 

[AnOminous]

He can't tweet about any of the fat chicks he bangs, he has a gross internet girlfriend from England lmao.

You mean the one named Nora MALIK?

 

[Elbe]

At what stage of life is one impelled to prove their height to some rando on the internet?

 

[FatNero]

I wonder what new roman bust he'll choose as his avatar now that he's free from prison. Gotta be something poignant.

 

[AnOminous]

At what stage of life is one impelled to prove their height to some rando on the internet?

During extended stages of mental childhood. Also, if you're a midget.

Kind of synonyms really.

 

[randomfarmer]

Pretty internet girl.

 

[AnOminous]

Manlets. When will they learn?

 

[randomfarmer]

Manlets. When will they learn?

If someone is 5'5"
HOW DO THEY REACH THE KEYBOARD?
Need to ask Mikemikev how his short ass reaches a keyboard or even manages to hold and iPad.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I wonder what new roman bust he'll choose as his avatar now that he's free from prison. Gotta be something poignant.

Spoiler

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

Spoiler

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The ape has a better complexion (and is probably taller)

 

[Spudnik]

The ape has a better complexion (and is probably taller)

The Actor who played Dr.Zaius was Maurice Evans, who indeed, was 5'10", thoroughly dwarfing Ralph.

To my knowledge, neither Zaius nor Evans ever drunkenly assaulted a cop either. In short, being an orangutan would be an improvement for Ralph.

 

[HG 400]

I wonder what new roman bust he'll choose as his avatar now that he's free from prison. Gotta be something poignant.

 

[FatNero]

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I dunno this guy seems svelte in comparison.

 

[theralph]

Guys, c'mon, I'm actually 5'8. It was confirmed at the jail. You wound me so!

Also, it's great to be home.

 

[randomfarmer]

Guys, c'mon, I'm actually 5'8. It was confirmed at the jail. You wound me so!

5'8" in circumference.
Still short.

 

[Hellfire]

Cow crossover

http://archive.is/r0Pox#selection-143.130-143.346

 

[theralph]

Cow crossover

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http://archive.is/r0Pox#selection-143.130-143.346

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That dude is kinda crazy. I think I wrote 1 article with his name in it? Absolutely 2 at the most. And I've defintely never been a "Wikipedia opponent" of his lol.

No one really knows who he is. So I didn't waste much time there. But people do link me to one of his autistic screeds every once in awhile.

 

[HG 400]

Guys, c'mon, I'm actually 5'8. It was confirmed at the jail. You wound me so!

Also, it's great to be home.

lol you have two serious felonies hanging over you fucking rekt