Is there anything you'd like to confess to?

[Bugman's Burden]

This is a safe place and anything you say is off the record.

 

[Catler]

One time on e621 I found some artwork of a skunk furry and jerked off. Skunk furries are weird, it was not my finest moment.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

One time on e621 I found some artwork of a skunk furry shitting into a diaper and jerked off.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

my head hurts

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

I shot the sheriff.

 

[vomitusdeux]

the tranny ideology is a parasite of the mind

 

[Doppelmonger]

I'm your fool. Everyone's got their chains to break holding you.

I've got another confession, my friend:
I'm no fool. I'm getting tired of starting again somewhere new.

Were you born to resist or be abused?
I swear I'll never give in, I refuse

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I'm your fool. Everyone's got their chains to break holding you.

I've got another confession, my friend:
I'm no fool. I'm getting tired of starting again somewhere new.

Were you born to resist or be abused?
I swear I'll never give in, I refuse

Poo fighters

 

[Justtocheck]

I'm terribly afraid of the dead internet theory. I also like Maroon 5.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Actually I never had sex with your mum. I lied.

 

[Grub]

I shot the sheriff.

I know you didn't shoot the deputy though.
That was me.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I just paid $20 to watch Oppenheimer, which I’ve been looking forward to seeing. I waited to watch it at home because I heard the sound was awful in theaters, and I wanted to have the captions.
Would you believe I bailed after 42 minutes because the dialogue was terrible.
Example-
‘Robert, you see beyond the world we live in. There is a price to be paid for that.’
Fuck off with that garbage. Human beings don’t talk to each other that way.
I can see why they drowned it out with racket.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I sent @Catler dick pics.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I sharted and ruined Christmas

 

[Justtocheck]

I know you didn't shoot the deputy though.
That was me.

He had it coming.

 

[SandyCat]

When I wagied as a caterer I used to steal some leftovers every once in awhile

 

[Jason Wynn]

I have my normal voice and my “dealing with the public/clients” voice. My business voice always goes up several octaves and I sound like a stereotypical gay guy when using it. Can’t help it.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

I've never actually watched Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I've never actually watched Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul.

I should probably watch Breaking Bad and Parks and Recreation. So many internet references...

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

I should probably watch Breaking Bad and Parks and Recreation. So many internet references...

At this point I refuse to watch just so I can frustrate people by simply not getting their references.