💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I am greatly offended by your comment, SpongeBob is kind, hard working, a caring pet owner, devoted to his friends and family, not a fucking glutton, and a generous soul.
Unless you were referring to how Fat Jack wants to be covered in holes, but Jack just wants more entrances for cock.

You somehow missed "cum sponge". I will say a prayer for the ghost of the joke that could have been.

 

[a terminal posture]

The recipe itself seems fine to me, so props to Dolly, but he did call it too sweet. If I had to guess, its probably because he used jarred peaches instead of the fresh peaches the recipe calls for. Never change Jack.

I actually checked the ingredients for the Dole sliced peaches, and they didn't have added sugar (surprisingly). Being the cobbler masterman since I just made an apple cobbler for Thanksgiving, the sugar content is on par for the cobbler recipes I browsed. So of course I cut the sugar in half as I always do for American dessert recipes. Turned out great. Just surprised Jack found the per-recipe quantity too sweet.

 

[ZipDisk]

Dole sells different versions of the same product. I had a manchild roommate whose parents sent a nutritionist to the house to yell at him.
The part that bugged me is the nutritionist would always want to use the living room for their meetings, and after the fourth time getting kicked out of my living room I said "fuck that" and made her meet him in his room.
She stopped visiting.

Why is this PL relevant? He had to buy the version of dole fruits "WITHOUT SYRUP". Guarantee Scalfatty got the syrup version, hence the complaints.
God that roommate was a fucking pain in the ass, but his rent always cleared because mommy and daddy were paying it.

 

[Super Hans v2]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ry8u0-WbkPE
Today he made a recipe from an actual cookbook. There's a moment where he ineffectively begins stirring the dry ingredients for the dough before it cuts, it's always fascinating to see his laziness with everything clash with his ego in not wanting to put his withered arm on display resulting in the worst cover up jobs anyone has ever seen.

The recipe itself seems fine to me, so props to Dolly, but he did call it too sweet. If I had to guess, its probably because he used jarred peaches instead of the fresh peaches the recipe calls for. Never change Jack.

Also, while I was watching this video I was thinking of his kit kat post from the other day and you've got to wonder what a man who gets so bitchy about sweets being everywhere is doing making two sweets videos in a row.

Can't Jack tell Jr to lay off talking shit to nine year olds in Call of Duty for five minutes? I thought that voice chat was dead anyway because the kids are scared of getting banned for saying the nigger word.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Anyone got a stroke to English translator handy?

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Amazon delivery drivers are on such a tight schedule that they don't have time to "rest". Especially not when they have to climb to the roof into the room made out of used smokers.

The recipe itself seems fine to me, so props to Dolly, but he did call it too sweet. If I had to guess, its probably because he used jarred peaches instead of the fresh peaches the recipe calls for. Never change Jack.

There's also the big scoop of vanilla ice cream in the bowl. Yeah I get it, cobbler calls for ice cream but it's just more sugar that Jagoff shouldn't be eating. Not that he cares. It only matters when he virtue signals.

I actually checked the ingredients for the Dole sliced peaches, and they didn't have added sugar (surprisingly). Being the cobbler masterman since I just made an apple cobbler for Thanksgiving, the sugar content is on par for the cobbler recipes I browsed. So of course I cut the sugar in half as I always do for American dessert recipes. Turned out great. Just surprised Jack found the per-recipe quantity too sweet.

Yeah American recipes tend to have too much sugar in them. It's one thing that Mrs. Sebben complains about all the time.

And then she turns around an eats anko which is just cloyingly sweet. I don't get it.

EDIT: Spelling.

 

[Bassomatic]

Since we've spent a lot of time talking about jacks death, what do you all see the future? I really suspect part of the white trash ram ranch was to have Jr and bri become house niggers. Tam ham definitely is the kind who enjoys being angry and letting those two become her new pets does seem her thing.

Stripping her son and in law from a future keeping them under lock and key and free maids while she enjoys the single life.

All of us pig out on t day but does Jack even notice it's a holiday? Every day is 8000+kcal and watch TV for that fat faggot.

I really have no clue what his last message means. I have the feeling he will expect us to know, then tell us and be pissy no one understands stroke brain.

Lastly call MAJOR bullshit on "too sweet" that's jack trying to look classy or like he's scaled his gluttony back.

 

[p1138]

Lastly call MAJOR bullshit on "too sweet" that's jack trying to look classy or like he's scaled his gluttony back.

It's his brain trying to process that it's sugar, but he doesn't want to admit he's eating sugar because the fat has clogged too much of his brain to properly process that. Instead it wants to make him shout "KETO!" as a word of power, but not all of his brain has realized he's dropped that yet.

If he were trying to pretend he was scaling his gluttony back, he'd show plates with reasonably sized portions(he doesn't understand what those are either).

I'm going to have to go with this just being a case of his brain trying to work but failing. Like a car that won't start.

 

[The Early 2000s]

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Anyone got a stroke to English translator handy?

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If he was talking about Santa, it would make more sense. Are there Americans who say Jesus comes down the chimney instead of Santa? What a truly bizarre post...

 

[SpiceyHuman]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ry8u0-WbkPE
Today he made a recipe from an actual cookbook. There's a moment where he ineffectively begins stirring the dry ingredients for the dough before it cuts, it's always fascinating to see his laziness with everything clash with his ego in not wanting to put his withered arm on display resulting in the worst cover up jobs anyone has ever seen.

The recipe itself seems fine to me, so props to Dolly, but he did call it too sweet. If I had to guess, its probably because he used jarred peaches instead of the fresh peaches the recipe calls for. Never change Jack.

Also, while I was watching this video I was thinking of his kit kat post from the other day and you've got to wonder what a man who gets so bitchy about sweets being everywhere is doing making two sweets videos in a row.

Jacks meat claw looks terrible.

I think this may be the most swollen and purple it has ever looked on his channel.

I wonder if there's any feeling at all left in it. If so, it must be so painful with all that pooled up, stagnant blood and lymph fluid.

I wonder how badly infected a wound would get if he were to accidently nick himself on that arm. Amputation arc soon?

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack wearing his cap on backwards still makes me MATI after all these years.

 

[Guntanator]

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Anyone got a stroke to English translator handy?

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I would not recommend climbing into some weird gimpy faggots attic.

 

[Whaler]

Amazon delivery drivers are on such a tight schedule that they don't have time to "rest". Especially not when they have to climb to the roof into the room made out of used smokers.

Listen man, when the Wendigo craves human flesh, you give it human flesh.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Jack wearing his cap on backwards still makes me MATI after all these years.

It makes him look like Fatrick. I’m still on the fence about which of them is more narcissistic.

 

[Dollar Duck]

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Anyone got a stroke to English translator handy?

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I do not believe for a second Jack can reach that attic at all, so the question is who is doing the building, as sure as hell it's not the fat man. Poor Jr has to refurbish some moldy attic to have Jesus statues and what not.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

It makes him look like Fatrick. I’m still on the fence about which of them is more narcissistic.

No, stalker child, my recipes are excellent, a testament to my many years as a respected chef. It is  you who is lacking in taste. Enjoy prison!

 

[xerxes]

Jacks meat claw looks terrible.

I think this may be the most swollen and purple it has ever looked on his channel.

I wonder if there's any feeling at all left in it. If so, it must be so painful with all that pooled up, stagnant blood and lymph fluid.

I wonder how badly infected a wound would get if he were to accidently nick himself on that arm. Amputation arc soon?

America has some true medical marvels when they keep this guy and boogie2988 alive (the latter having dark purple lower legs). I just wonder which one will snuff it first.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Can't Jack tell Jr to lay off talking shit to nine year olds in Call of Duty for five minutes? I thought that voice chat was dead anyway because the kids are scared of getting banned for saying the nigger word.

He’s yelling at Brianna.

That’s how he “practices” being a man.

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He’s waking up to how the J’s have made a mockery of the birth of Christ the savior. But in a way that only a 4x stroke brain can do.

I’m guessing that he’s ANGY about his perceived lack of “deals” on America’s biggest shopping day. And is lashing out a little bit at the corporate driven consooooomer excess that he otherwise would be fully immersed in. He had earlier bitched about the “deals” retailers were having.

He’s also doing the “so….we’re building a house……” flex.

If he was talking about Santa, it would make more sense. Are there Americans who say Jesus comes down the chimney instead of Santa? What a truly bizarre post...

I don’t think that the prosperity mega mall churches have gone there yet. But it wouldn’t surprise me. It also wouldn’t surprise me to see them go to the other extremes and have a baby Santa in the manger in a nativity scene. The prosperity churches are so bamboozled by J corruption that they don’t know which way is up as long as the smoke machine and strobes are running when the frosted tip hair youth pastor comes out on stage to ask for money and speak in tounges during pastor sneakerhead’s encore snake handling act.

America has some true medical marvels when they keep this guy and boogie2988 alive (the latter having dark purple lower legs). I just wonder which one will snuff it first.

Jack for sure. He won’t see 2025. The fat fuck is negative and hostile about everything, and he is eating worse than he was before the last stroke. He’s a single medical event away from his forever box. My guess is that it will be a blood infection.

I wish Jack was in Better health because he’s such a good cow to milk. I found Jack only fairly recently, And the Jack detractor “Boys Club” is a riot. I would love to make fun of him for a few more years. Any normal person would have hung it up by now. But this fat asshole is filming his rapid decline for everyone to see. That’s what I’m thankful for this thanksgiving. An example of what NOT to act like.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If he was talking about Santa, it would make more sense. Are there Americans who say Jesus comes down the chimney instead of Santa? What a truly bizarre post...

Maybe Tammy will take him up there to tend the rabbits "meet Jesus".

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Maybe Tammy will take him up there to tend the rabbits "meet Jesus".

Well he and Lennie are about the same when it comes to brain power.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He won’t see 2025. The fat fuck is negative and hostile about everything, and he is eating worse than he was before the last stroke. He’s a single medical event away from his forever box. My guess is that it will be a blood infection.

We need a new thread poll, about Jack's cause death (or survival for another 10 years).