💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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I was so excited to see what the Scalfani's made for Thanksgiving but all we get is a fat fucking bitmoji??
 
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Anyone got a stroke to English translator handy?

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Some of the Japanese Kit Kats are made to be baked; you put them in a toaster oven on the "toast" setting and they brown up nice.

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Usually it's pudding-type flavors, or cheesecake.
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The pudding ones are unremarkable if you eat them normally, but after you put them under the broiler for like a minute? Top tier.

Back to Jack: he's fat and racist and doesn't deserve to eat delicious foreign KitKats.
 
Role Model for Jack, obviously.
I am greatly offended by your comment, SpongeBob is kind, hard working, a caring pet owner, devoted to his friends and family, not a fucking glutton, and a generous soul.
Unless you were referring to how Fat Jack wants to be covered in holes, but Jack just wants more entrances for cock.
 

Today he made a recipe from an actual cookbook. There's a moment where he ineffectively begins stirring the dry ingredients for the dough before it cuts, it's always fascinating to see his laziness with everything clash with his ego in not wanting to put his withered arm on display resulting in the worst cover up jobs anyone has ever seen.

The recipe itself seems fine to me, so props to Dolly, but he did call it too sweet. If I had to guess, its probably because he used jarred peaches instead of the fresh peaches the recipe calls for. Never change Jack.

Also, while I was watching this video I was thinking of his kit kat post from the other day and you've got to wonder what a man who gets so bitchy about sweets being everywhere is doing making two sweets videos in a row.
 
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