Containment What If?

[Dummy]

What if Chris actually had a Girlfriend?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris actually had a Girlfriend?

He does. Her name's Barb.

What if Chris lived in Atlanta, Georgia?

 

[Dummy]

Then he would probably participate in the Redneck Games. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Games

What if Chris actually was an elaborate troll?(Which of course he's not)

 

[AnOminous]

He does. Her name's Barb.

What if Chris lived in Atlanta, Georgia?

What if Chris lived in Athens, Georgia and were the lead singer of an enigmatic Elephant 6 collective band who suddenly disappeared after their second album achieved unexpected success?

What about that? Hey? What about that?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was a part of an expedition to the Arctic?

 

[Scarecrow]

What if Chris was a part of an expedition to the Arctic?

He'd probably get eaten by a boyfriend-free Polar bear.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was rich?

Spoiler

He'd have exPANsive taste!

 

[Dummy]

What if Chris was a Rubber Ducky worshipped by Bert and Ernie?

 

[Jerkologist]

What if Chris took LSD or DMT and experienced ego death?

 

[Dummy]

Oh god that would be weird, he would find out about his true self otherwise.

What if Chris injected Caffeine into his veins?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became the next Robin?

 

[Gawd_and_The_Bear]

What if Chris actually managed to get pregnant? How do you think he would take pregnancy? When the spawn came out do you think he'd actually be a good parent?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris actually managed to get pregnant? How do you think he would take pregnancy? When the spawn came out do you think he'd actually be a good parent?

Impossible.
He'd shit his pants and do nothing.
No.

What if Chris became the next Robin?

Damian Ween.

What if Chris got the boo box?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was a member of the Italian Mafia?

 

[Mr._Blonde]

What if Chris inadvertently discover the cure of cancer? And it actually works?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris inadvertently discover the cure of cancer? And it actually works?

Chris would pitch it so badly, that cancer patients would be begging doctors to pull the plug on them.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

What if Chris was a member of the Italian Mafia?

He probably be whacked within a couple of days.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

What if Chris wasn't autistic at all and is actually pulling the most epic trolling that the world hasn't seen and will never see again. And he's actually a chill (albeit a little shameless. I mean seriously. You must have brass balls to do the things he did and not give a fuck) dude who takes care of his parents and actually has a good relationship with Cole (Who's also in on it)?

 

[MagneticTowels]

What if Chris wasn't autistic at all and is actually pulling the most epic trolling that the world hasn't seen and will never see again. And he's actually a chill (albeit a little shameless. I mean seriously. You must have brass balls to do the things he did and not give a fuck) dude who takes care of his parents and actually has a good relationship with Cole (Who's also in on it)?

Then we'd eat our collective hat!

 

[Unattended Baby]

What if Chris joined the Islamic State?