DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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Something I want to point out from today's podcast - Phil says that 1/4 of the space in his garage was filled with styrofoam containers. These would be doordash containers that he has been collecting in his garage since early 2020. Then, 20 seconds later, he says that his garage was half-filled with styrofoam containers. This would be in addition to the other trash that Phil told us he was also storing in his garage.. you know, the garbage bags that had ants all over them? So this dude's garage was almost entirely filled with garbage.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gguQyClVbkM
How the fuck can two people produce so much trash. No way they get doordash just once a week fucks sake man. I guess when you look at DSPGaming it makes sense his entire channel is a content landfill.
 
Something I want to point out from today's podcast - Phil says that 1/4 of the space in his garage was filled with styrofoam containers. These would be doordash containers that he has been collecting in his garage since early 2020. Then, 20 seconds later, he says that his garage was half-filled with styrofoam containers. This would be in addition to the other trash that Phil told us he was also storing in his garage.. you know, the garbage bags that had ants all over them? So this dude's garage was almost entirely filled with garbage.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gguQyClVbkM
If a fire ever breaks out in that garage, that entire building will be inhaling toxic fumes for days. I'm also pretty sure Phil could get into trouble since styrofoam is considered a hazardous material and he could quite possibly be violating sanitation codes. I seriously can't believe this retard sees nothing wrong about admitting to living like a disgusting asshole.
 
some very conservative math re: the styrofoam mountain

((2yrs*365)/9)=81 days to fill one trash bag

average time to accumulate the total is 2yrs, divided by the total amount of trash bags, being 9, would equal the average amount of time to fill a bag

(((81/7)*3)*9)=312 total containers

since it takes 81 days to accumulate 1 bag of trash, we can calculate how many containers it takes to fill a trash bag if we use a very conservative one door dash order per week consisting of 3 styrofoam containers, so that comes to 35 containers per trash bag, then we multipy 35 by the amount of trash bags, and we get 312

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if each container was laid end to end, it would be 5.75 football fields
 
Since we are all discussing Phil's obsession with trash I find it peak irony how he clowned on a fictional character for having a messy house while we have real time Phil totally cluttering TWO condos full with shit. If you need a reminder:

 
Something I want to point out from today's podcast - Phil says that 1/4 of the space in his garage was filled with styrofoam containers. These would be doordash containers that he has been collecting in his garage since early 2020. Then, 20 seconds later, he says that his garage was half-filled with styrofoam containers. This would be in addition to the other trash that Phil told us he was also storing in his garage.. you know, the garbage bags that had ants all over them? So this dude's garage was almost entirely filled with garbage.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gguQyClVbkM
He is cleaning the pigsty up maybe he still thinks he can refinance the Snort Fort. Imagine the untold horrors that await any appraiser. The smell alone would probably make most people run away.
 
He is cleaning the pigsty up maybe he still thinks he can refinance the Snort Fort. Imagine the untold horrors that await any appraiser. The smell alone would probably make most people run away.
Not to mention the broken aplliances and toilet. If what Phil is saying is true (I know big fucking leap) then his condo is basically being hold together by a lot of happy thoughts and bailing wire. And he hasn't even lived for 10 years in that blasted thing! How can two (well three) people bring down a big place like this so quickly? (yeah I know SlothSydePhil strikes again and Horsegirl isn't exactly bright or eager either)
 
Anybody track down this mythical boring streamer that is worse than Phil, but also berates his chat in the exact same way Phil would and bans people for saying the game they're playing sucks?
of course not. He certainly has no problem calling out ltg and the like but somehow can't name someone that could deflect attention away from himself?
To be fair to Phil, a vasectomy cuts the tubes sending the sperm out of the testicles. He just doesn't know the phrase is specifically used to refer to women getting tubal ligation done, it seems.
To be fair, he does have sand in his vagina every day.
Does DSP still hoard cat litter for a month before taking it to the dump rather than just bagging it each day and throwing it in the trash in the garage like a normal person?
yes but I think we're at more than a month now.
Phil's line of thought: If only I had a cool thumbnail, then I would've hit the tips goal.

His thumbnail for today:

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He really thinks he's going to go viral using 'spidermen'
 
Phil's line of thought: If only I had a cool thumbnail, then I would've hit the tips goal.

His thumbnail for today:

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Because I'm a comics loving soy boy I'm avoiding his streams until he finishes it. Don't want spoilers dood.
But if i was looking for playthroughs and saw that extremely punchable face I can't imagine I would click it. Also he needs to fucking stop with trying to push this "spider-men!" meme. The game is called Spider-Man 2 because it's a sequel to Spider-Man. It wasn't funny the first time but now he's putting it as the title anyway? I suspect autism.
 
Something I want to point out from today's podcast - Phil says that 1/4 of the space in his garage was filled with styrofoam containers. These would be doordash containers that he has been collecting in his garage since early 2020. Then, 20 seconds later, he says that his garage was half-filled with styrofoam containers. This would be in addition to the other trash that Phil told us he was also storing in his garage.. you know, the garbage bags that had ants all over them? So this dude's garage was almost entirely filled with garbage.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gguQyClVbkM
Does DSP still hoard cat litter for a month before taking it to the dump rather than just bagging it each day and throwing it in the trash in the garage like a normal person?
A) I refuse to believe Washington trash laws are as retarded as Phil claims and he is just reading shit wrong, and is just too fucking inept to even take the trash out.
B) The SnortFort is a fucking vile trashheep that is probably barely maintained. I fucking hope he tries to refinance it just for the moronic loser appraiser to walk through and tell him flat to his face the condo is in shitty condition and he can't get as much as he thinks he can, because you know he will bitch about it on his prestream.
Since we are all discussing Phil's obsession with trash I find it peak irony how he clowned on a fictional character for having a messy house while we have real time Phil totally cluttering TWO condos full with shit. If you need a reminder:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KDzRibCaN6M:12
These vlogs fucking terrify me watching just from how claustrophobic and dark his CT condo looked back then, especially since when you look at his moving vlogs the rooms were all pretty decently sized but this fat retard cluttered everything. No doubt the SnortFort looks similar.
 
Good catch. This basically confirms they get Doordash damn near everyday, and the Snort Fort is in squalor with bugs everywhere.
Idk how can they eat junk food on the daily and not get sick of it. I get the feeling that all this doordashing(?) will bite him in the ass when he gets older. Sure now he feels "fine" now but his health will worsen, he cant keep this lifestyle going into the elder years.
 
These vlogs fucking terrify me watching just from how claustrophobic and dark his CT condo looked back then, especially since when you look at his moving vlogs the rooms were all pretty decently sized but this fat retard cluttered everything. No doubt the SnortFort looks similar.
Even worse, since now there's 2 people + cat locked in rooms pissing everywhere and nobody is doing any cleaning. Dave dropped the soulmaid loves cooking and cleaning shit quickly once Kat moved in. Leanna never lived in the CTkhando.

I've always been skeptical of him never showing the Snort Fort and his detractor excuse. It's his pride and joy, the one thing that maintains MATURE ADULT status.

It probably looks even more cluttered than the old khando, but like a bomb set off the hoarding with the smell of cat piss permeating.
 
Idk how can they eat junk food on the daily and not get sick of it. I get the feeling that all this doordashing(?) will bite him in the ass when he gets older. Sure now he feels "fine" now but his health will worsen, he cant keep this lifestyle going into the elder years.
I assume his taste buds are dead. As dead as T. Wulfing down all that slop can't be healthy to the taste senses. Maybe also the reason why they don't cook much. You need to be able to taste to cook properly.

I've always been skeptical of him never showing the Snort Fort and his detractor excuse. It's his pride and joy, the one thing that maintains MATURE ADULT status.

It probably looks even more cluttered than the old khando, but like a bomb set off the hoarding with the smell of cat piss permeating.
If it looks like his ahffice then we have a good indicator how the rest looks like. I mean for the rest we only have Phil's word and if he tells the truth in his oversharing then I don't want to set one foot inside it even if you pay me to do it
 
@Agent Proper Believe it or not smells are one of the chief causes for people not to proceed with a house buy. It would affect his finance appraisal but as I have said the fact the house has not been modernized for over 10 years in a well-to-do area will destroy its value.

We know that pre 2021 khet was fat and the amount of styrofoam is the only justified reason they doordash every day. It also explains how he annihilates his tips so fast. I am starting to suspect that he may be missing some important payments.
 
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