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It's a joke. But it wouldn't be a surprise; she's a low class fat white woman with a closeted husband.
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It's a joke. But it wouldn't be a surprise; she's a low class fat white woman with a closeted husband.
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- 6 Sty 2020
Damn just look to the left of that pic at Tammy jr. She's gaining so fast.
I was wondering if that was her or not. She truly is transforming into a Scalfatty.
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- 12 Lut 2021
Also....Jack Jr. wearing a "Property of Iron Paradise" sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off to showcase his pythons....Jesus Christ....
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- 19 Sty 2023
Imagine how the motor on that thing must struggle moving Jack around. No piece of equipment deserves to suffer like that.
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- 26 Maj 2013
He's like the perfect fucking Zoomer. HARD YO WITH MY MINECRAFT SHIT YOU WISH YOU COULD
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- 2 Paź 2019
Honestly surprised that Jack hasn't been hit by deep vein thrombosis on these flights.
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- 23 Lut 2021
And that still wouldn't kill him.
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- 19 Sty 2023
He'll just keep losing limbs like the black knight in Monty Python. If he lives another 5 years he'll be a human egg.
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- 2 Paź 2019
He will be a human egg, and then receive a strange egg shaped amulet with human features arrayed haphazardly on it.
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- 6 Lip 2022
I never considered that but I could totally see Jack becoming an apostle
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- 9 Maj 2016
At which point he will demand Tammy fry it up with a pound of bacon and pour him a glass of the grease to drink with his keto bacon and eggs
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- 10 Lip 2020
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- 23 Lut 2021
She is one of them now.
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- 25 Mar 2022
Recipe Roulette with Jack - wk 5 (Is this really Lasagna?)
This time Jack decided to name a normal pasta recipe a lasagna recipe for no reason. Probably his brain becoming fully mush.
This time Jack decided to name a normal pasta recipe a lasagna recipe for no reason. Probably his brain becoming fully mush.
No, it's an old meme but it checks out. Jack doesn't know what Lasagna is. He does know what roulette means, but fuck the audience, he'll do thumb through cookbook, wherever he likes, he'll stop.
I'm betting it's the second one.
He looks empty and lost, just like when Jack would drag him to all the restaurants at theme parks as a child, to get the child pricing. I'm fairly sure he told the restaurant employees Jr. "wasn't hungry". I wonder if Jr. ever got to go on any rides, or if it was restaurant to restaurant, then they leave.
I'm betting it's the second one.
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- 14 Gru 2022
Lazy Man's Lasagna is a classic episode.
Edit: Rob continues to be a master class in trolling. God bless him.
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- 26 Maj 2013
I swear I ever meet the man I'm going to buy him his favorite beer.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
Unless he won it, what possible reason would anybody have to get this when he needs to fly home?
And he seriously looks like a faggot.
It's what happens when you're a Scalfatty.
ALL his sleeves are cut off to show his guns. But... there's no definition there to be impressed with. He's got some size but his arms look more fat than anything else.
Could you imagine? He'd be one with a giant mouth with prehensile tongue that just eats anybody in front of him.
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- 10 Lip 2020
Jack Jr. Has the arms of a 45 year old peri-menopausal Goodwill cashier.