DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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Would I be right in thinking that a trip to Vancouver would be the first time the guy has left the continental US?
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This would be DSP's second time leaving the US. He went to Newfoundland once while working at Sikorski to perform an audit of helicopter parts inventory at a customer's location.
 
*spends 20 minutes talking about how ‘he’s changed’ regarding his health*

“…. But my health is private and only the business of my family.”

*sits on stream in a women’s shirt with massive man boobs hanging out*

“The shirt OBJECTIVELY proves I’m thin.”



Breakdown is coming along nicely.
 
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“The shirt OBJECTIVELY proves I’m thin.”
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Hes so confident in his weight loss he refuses to show himself in profile unless hes wear a baggy shirt, hunched over, and sucking his gut in. Im convinced thats why he does that super awkward piggy shuffle everytime he stands up/down from his chair.
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We all know DSP would go for a tranny.
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Omg this girl has a penis?! huhuh I had no idea doood! Omg thats so crazy haha! Wouldnt it be so crazy if I had sex with her? I would never normally do it but as a joke wouldnt it be funny if we kissed a little?
 
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Hes so confident in his weight loss he refuses to show himself in profile unless hes wear a baggy shirt, hunched over, and sucking his gut in. Im convinced thats why he does that super awkward piggy shuffle everytime he stands up/down from his chair.
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The thing is, he HAS lost weight, but he's not thin. It's more like wasting away than an actual effort to get in shape. The shirt was a bad idea regardless, but I do think it's funny that not even a black shirt could make him look thinner.
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I had to look it up because it seemed too good. 4 mile running times
At age 40, 20-25 minute 4 mile jogs are considered "elite" or marathon training times.
PigFaggot is so retarded that he can't even lie to make something plausible.
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He has no frame of reference. To him, 20 minutes sounds like something reasonable, when most men in their prime aren't pulling 4 miles in twenty minutes casually. Somehow he thinks he can JOG and beat the average mile time by over 2 minutes. I would pay good money to watch Phil run 4 miles.

I'm sure he also benched 350lbs and squats 600.
 
This guy can't even make it back up the stairs without sucking wind. Phil much like OIC has no sense of what it takes to be physically fit. At my peak I was happy with 6 minute miles and that took a ton of training to get there. Phil is an amorphous blob of fat. He was never a weight lifter, he never did those push ups, and I'll 6 star Hogans that he never speed waddled along his private road.

Phil you have bitch tits, a gut, and multiple chins. In your mind you are skinny fat, but in reality you are just fat. Just keep coping and you'll just stress the fat away.
 
He has lost weight from 2020 (but haven’t we all after exiting lockdown?) but is still what I’d call ‘fat’. I don’t think he could be called ‘thin’ by almost anyone’s standards.

It’s more cringe that he’s clearly been on a health kick for 2 weeks (probably just switched to diet soda) and now feels qualified to lecture the country despite the fact he’s lived that way for 5 years. Now he’s on a health kick, everyone must be. Ego gone wild.

Regarding the running I’m fairly certain he’s googled good times and is mistaking K/M for Miles. Anyone that’s ever ran would never mistake these two as the difference is vast. 5km in 26 minutes is high-average which I’m guessing is what he was trying to be. 5 miles in 26 minutes is approaching the world record.
 
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He has lost weight from 2020 (but haven’t we all after exiting lockdown?) but is still what I’d call ‘fat’. I don’t think he could be called ‘thin’ by almost anyone’s standards.

It’s more cringe that he’s clearly been on a health kick for 2 weeks (probably just switched to diet soda) and now feels qualified to lecture the country despite the fact he’s lived that way for 5 years. Now he’s on a health kick, everyone must be. Ego gone wild.

Regarding the running I’m fairly certain he’s googled good times and is mistaking K/M for Miles. Anyone that’s ever ran would never mistake these two as the difference is vast. 5km in 26 minutes is high-average which I’m guessing is what he was trying to be. 5 miles in 26 minutes is approaching the world record.
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Glitched run mechanics dood
 
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Phil has not lost fat in the last two years. You can still see his fat face, golbbler, gut, and his fat bitch tits that are big enough to burst a training bra.

The only weight phil has lost is because of his atrophied muscles, which is super obvious when you look at his noodle muppet arms and sunken face. If the dude looks thinner its only because he lost the layer of muscle all normal humans should have below their fat.
 
Almost $1500 in just a few days time.

I think he's spent more on WWEC than he's made in tips in the last week or so, which means that he has put none of the money he's made towards these upcoming games, or his bills, and he likely paid for Sonic Superstars out of pocket.

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