DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Two Yum Yums]

Despite being sent plenty of questions during his members Q&A, Phil decides to bait sympathy by answering a question about a previous suicide attempt despite stating it wasn't something he wanted to go into.

Then why the fuck bring it up in the first place?

dsp (online-video-cutter.com).mp4

More sympathy baiting, Phil is far too much of a giant pussy to try and kill himself. He is utterly terrified of pain and discomfort - this the guy who will put two plasters on a microscopic, surface level cut on his finger then post pictures on the internet for pity. The most suicidal gesture he's ever made will have been taking an extra Advil before passing out in his usual drunken stupor at 3am.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

If it were anyone else I could believe someone wanting to kill themselves when they went all in on some dream and completely utterly failed at it. I just don't think Dave is capable of that level of self-reflection.

Problem is, if it were (almost) anyone else, they wouldn't have funded their lives on cash advances.

 

[Lord_Point]

More sympathy baiting, Phil is far too much of a giant pussy to try and kill himself. He is utterly terrified of pain and discomfort - this the guy who will put two plasters on a microscopic, surface level cut on his finger then post pictures on the internet for pity. The most suicidal gesture he's ever made will have been taking an extra Advil before passing out in his usual drunken stupor at 3am.

As a mega narc i would not be surprised if hes contemplated his own death in respect to how everyone around him would suffer because he so amazing. I would bet thats what hes referencing.

"They think its so funny to burst into my hotel room and make fun of me for watching BBC style solo style porn! I wasnt even watching, it was just on in the background! If I just killed myself they would be sorry! The FGC, lets plays, even video games would crumble without ol Phil!"

I know that sounds super retarded but he has made comments in the past about how different lets plays/streaming would be if he never got fired from the helicopter company. Hes delusional enough to think his death would have any (negative) impact on the world.

 

[AIKA]

He said that Jamie is top tier because... wait for it... he has wake up jab

I'm surprised he didn't complain about his level four drink, when you can pull some safe on block rekkas all day long.

Then again, it's DSP. The man that tries to Blanka ball through Akis projectile on full screen two times despite being at Master.

With the current balance of the game and direction, he's in a world of hurt. And I doubt the yearly balance patch would address any of his "issues" with the game.
If there's a God, we will get Makoto, CViper and Decapre in this game, characters that could pull some absolute robbery with the system mechanics.

 

[Free Jasper]

DentSydePhil admits that he has a deformed head.
DSP gets brutally roasted by his chat for looking like a WALMART NPC - Trim.mp4

“My head sides are not aligned” ????

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Time for another poll to be ruined by "da trolls."

 

[Freebird]

wtf is this outfit now

Spoiler

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Dave rocks up 20 minutes late to his own podcast. Proceeds to stare/sway blankly into the camera before greeting the audience with a simple 'hello'.

(DDM audio)

 

[Free Jasper]

wtf is this outfit now

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 5419072

Is he wearing a women’s shirt?

 

[Lord_Point]

wtf is this outfit now

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 5419072

Black spandex is very slimming... unless you have mondo gazoongas like phil. In which case its not so much slimming as it is attention seeking. Put a fucking bra on you ugly slut.

Wyświetl załącznik 5419053
Time for another poll to be ruined by "da trolls."

"I dont know if Phasomophobia is single player or multiplayer only. If its multiplayer only I dont see how we can play it"

Hardest working man in the business, didnt check if a game was playable before putting it on his poll.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

wtf is this outfit now

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 5419072

Somebody get this dude a bra oh my lord

 

[FamicomGorby]

wtf is this outfit now

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 5419072

Isn't this the long sleeve shirt he wore when he was crying about not being able to turn on the heat in the WAcahndo?

This one from 2017 when he was going through the "Panda dumped me mutually separated and abused me, muh dupression" saga:

 

[blahblahblah678]

Is he wearing a women’s shirt?

Black begging shirt, Autumn Collection.

 

[Comma]

Nice boobs, dood.





Sometimes you can vaguely see his nipple poking through, lol:




Not sure if it is, but the shirt is giving the impression that it's transparent.

 

[MAWBD2]

Somebody get this dude a bra oh my lord

Not a bra. A bro.

 

[DeeTracktor]

He tries to dress smart, people laugh at his bitch tits instead.

Never change Phil

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So is this him trying to appear more adult with him swapping the graphic tees for normal shirts and button-ups?

Not a bra. A bro.
Wyświetl załącznik 5419204

It's a Mansierre!

 

[Lord_Point]

Pretty sure I found his outfit in the women's undershit selection. I think dude is wearing a womans medium and is stretching the fabric out with his giant knockers.

Spoiler: Who wore it better?

 

[BallBuster II]

Wyświetl załącznik 5419053
Time for another poll to be ruined by "da trolls."

Wait he is going to play the Texas Chainsaw game? Oh man I hope we have a repeat of the Friday the 13th game incident.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Pretty sure I found his outfit in the women's undershit selection. I think dude is wearing a womans medium and is stretching the fabric out with his giant knockers.

Spoiler: Who wore it better?

Wyświetl załącznik 5419235

I'm like 90% sure he's just wearing one of those thermal undershirts, ya know the kind that are meant to go under an actual shirt.