What is the answer to the Skeleton Question?

[Bull Kike]

Skeletons have been kicked out of 109 realms and constantly steal our scares. What should we do with them?

 

[The Magnificence]

...I got news for you, buddy. They've already taken over. In fact, there's a skeleton inside you right now.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Re-kill skeletons. Throw holy water at skeletons. Use your +1 mace to deal extra bludgeoning damage to skeletons. Turn undead skeletons. Play skeleton's ribs like a xylophone. Give skeleton's bones to your dog. Display skeletons in grade school science class. Sell skeleton's skulls to wiccans on Tumblr. Cause skeletons to collapse into a pile of bones. Deprive skeletons of milk.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Fucking Okranites at it again.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

We should do nothing, skeletons form the backbone of a strong society and they're too calcified in our country to get rid of.

 

[glow]

In fact, there's a skeleton inside you right now.

It's also wet.

 

[Atlictoal]

...I got news for you, buddy. They've already taken over. In fact, there's a skeleton inside you right now.

Fun fact, Ray Bradbury wrote a version of this story when he was a kid. Timeless spooks