I posited Alcohol Induced Psychosis a year ago, and I stand by it now.
my only problem with that diagnosis is that its not like he's been drinking more the last 12 months than normally. Plus i've seen way bigger people drink more for way longer and it not 'ffect them. like The Machine or Ethan Ralph
I disagree with the people here that say old Nick was just a mask.
rewatch his interview with PPP in 2020, he was dick guarding and lying through his teeth then too, literally was just a mask. At minimum his "throw out all my ethics for dick" was there since at least covid AKA pre-trial coverage and he half admits to setting up comicsgate to fail in that interview too.
They all assumed Patrick S. Tomlinson is a shoe in for lolcow of the year. Hubris.
Whitebread-ass niggas gonna see, Balldoman is just getting warmed up.
PFG forums will flood the polls with votes for patrick, it doesn't matter if its true or not. You could have it be lolcow of the century or decade and they'd still give him the W. if Null was smart he'd not even allow him as an option, Nick could literally fuck his own mother and the poll could be for motherfucker of the day and if patrick was an option he'd still win. The fact that any retard (meaning them) might be able to draw a line between july and tomlinson means Nick is in their good graces. As far as they're concerned Dick and the gang have done nothing wrong ever, you could even ask them right now. They're the biggest Rekieta supports by a country mile because Eric writes and so does Patrick and neither likes having fat fucking pedos around their place of work.
It won't be funny after it
it is sort of ironic that Ethan outlives Nick in an alcoholism competition.
Thinking about the people that Dick had been around I can see a pattern:
- Madox - Internet "legend" to a pathetic loser
- Digibro - Pedo Youtuber to an MTF homeless person
- CRP - Manospere redpill tuber to a war criminal
- Rekieta - An internet "lawyer" to bull appreciator.
- Ralph - IBS streamer to be RALPHMALE
It make me appreciate nowadays how I watched, mostly Null and Metekour, because the have been going to the deep end.
@Null did you light some candle or prayed to some obscure saint make this shit miss you?
just by a numbers aspect especially when you go by year. Dick having Monkey jones, Asterios, Digibro, Faith, Amanda, Mint, 80s girl, CRP, and others means he's beating Null by a country mile. and thats even giving null Chris when you really shouldnt.
This already happened to Gary and FNT.
They had Gavin McInnes on earlier in the year (presumably via Chrissie Mayr).
He spent the first part of the show telling Jeremy & crew that capeshit and video games were for little boys and not grown men.
Then he got drunk and pulled out his junk live on air so Nerdrotic had to take the VOD down and apologize.
Case in point for why you can't just blame the booze for this stuff. Gavin's almost social security age and was getting drunk and pulling his cock out on Fox News a decade ago. you'd be surprised how long it takes for the booze to hit you.
Fools, Bossmanjack is going to sweep that title easy. No other lolcow in this site's history can lay claim to indirectly funding weapons of mass destruction.
we don't know what monty or PFG forums does in their spare time. although all signs point to the non-nuclear type of WMDs. ask Terri Clifford (or her son) especially this month. they're the most successful domestic terror group since the weather underground.
Question for my fellow autists: how good of a career can a chomo with Hollywood dreams get if industry people know about all the faggotry you've been up to? Probably a question for Christopher's thread, but
Maddox killed that dream a decade ago, Dick's biggest claim to fame since 2017 is hosting a karaoke/comedy/trivia night at a bar he frequents, Dick's also actually terrible at networking. his (former?) agent even whined about this during the height of the dick show, Dick never really used his 15 minutes all that well after his dr.phil appearance. in fact he never really broke out from his sphere either, Chrissy Mayr has the career Dick should have had, same with Shane Gillis or Nick Mullen or countless other people who rode the "SJWs dumb" wave. But thats because Dick even during his UCB days was never that funny. Between that and rubbing people the wrong way he's arguely the west coast version of Tom Myers in terms of fame/chance of hitting it big. Except thats not even true either, because Tom could hold his own during his appearances on Gas Digital shows (the Single-A of comedy club podcast networks) Dick despite being a guest on a dozen major comedy podcasts never broke out beyond his "Dr.Phil dude" fanbase. Dick has as much of a chance of getting a booking as an extra in a commercial as he does of becoming a rocket scientist.
You dummies (no offense) are the reason dick got away with his "hollywood dream mansion" when he was in glendale, a very small percentage of LA revolves around the entertainment industry and dick is in the area that is not part of it. Like i said he's roughly as much of a draw to people in LA as Tom Myers is to the people of Maryland. By all accounts Joshua Moon has a better shot at making it in hollywood than Dick Masterson.
I don't think so. He didn't play anything from the Nick and Elijah's stream nor from Nick and Eric's stream in last mati. He only gave his over all thoughts. There were just too many clips to play. And in this rant, there is even more stuff.
I think its time for a person stream. Or a stream like Josh did on Jim Sterling's under 900K and under 800K subscribers.
The only way that happens is if we gaslight the idea of Jim doing a stream on Nick first.
He has always brought this up a lot in an attempt to somehow bolster his credentials as a lawyer. Sure it gives an excuse to not be a practicing and experienced lawyer, but it certainly doesn't increase your credentials.
I make more than the average lawyer in my local area. Do not hire me as a lawyer. The best my income could do for you is hire a practicing lawyer. Same as Nick.
He also likes to bring up his varied experience, like he did with Eric. "I've done charity law, I've done contract law, I've done business law, I've done criminal law" etc. Having that breadth of experience in just a short few years might sound good, but all it really means is you didn't have time to get skilled at any particular area of law. Bottom barrel non-practicing.
Technically Ethan Ralph has won more court cases than Nick. Ethan is a more reliable source of real life legal tactics than him and is so good at lawyering he's been able to get out from unwinnable situations numerous times, he doesn't rely on bullshit legal theory from the worst law school in the country and can do better than the first plea deal the prosecutors hand over to him, Ethan Ralph has practiced more law than Nick the last 5 years. Ethan's a better wigger and is more down with the blacks than Nick too with actual street cred (fighting a police officer and going to jail for it) Beyond that just going by number of simps on the farms, Ralph's baby mamas are more sexually attractive as well. Ethan's currently cold and sneezin' Alone down in Mexico and he's racking up Ws aganist last years biggest youtube superchat guy. Ethan's on his deathbed and he's still king of the sektor.
