More post-jail sightings megathread

[GumballFapper]

Which member of the female race looks at a 41 year old delusional manchild with no attempt at passing except a shitty ben franklin hair and says "yes please?"

I want off this ride

 

[Jex]

What is a carer to a motherfucker. There is no line, there are no limits.

 

[Pignat]

Incels bros, we lost a real one.

 

[Love Is Blue]

>chris fucking chan gets more pussy than (you)
it's literally over

 

[Big Lenny]

Oh boy, whether this is Chris overextending his boundaries or not she is in for a hell of a time... I wonder if she knows his background.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I can't believe this fucking degenerate is cheating on his mother like that

 

[Hepativore]

barb's getting NTR'd

I can't believe this fucking degenerate is cheating on his mother like that

Some people just want to soul-bond and leave...

 

[Jacknife]

What are you all talking about?
I can't even make out any other person in this blurry mess?
Is there some mass delusion going on here?

 

[Londo]

Barbara BTFO'd

 

[Estate]

Just a friendly reminder for some of you.
You DO NOT need to fuck your mother and go to jail to be able to get a woman.
Those are not prerequisites.

 

[Pedophobe]

Maybe it's the angle but she looks absolutely tiny...

She is minute. In the video clip of them walking in the carpark her head roughly lines up with his elbow.

 

[whothefuck]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

NOT AGAIN CHRIS

 

[Neil]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

I hope this stupid bitch trying to get famous off of fucking Chris enjoys having Barb's sloppy seconds. Taking it up the ass from Chris is a really great "trolling" strategy.

 

[Pedophobe]

Which member of the female race looks at a 41 year old delusional manchild with no attempt at passing except a shitty ben franklin hair and says "yes please?"

I want off this ride

Good girls like bad boys. It keeps the species vibrant.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

All right lets go Chris. Fuck her like you fucked your mom.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Unironically this. Last guy I knew who got rubber roomed came out with two gfs and three STIs.

Apparently it was a no rubber room.

 

[Got Milk!]

Hello newfrens in the thread. @LeDarkMemer was kind enough to provide us this still of Chris's new galpal and I'm reposting it in hopes of preventing 26 pages of "is this a person? Is she 10 million years old etc" posts.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Chris might be the first human in existence that cucked BOTH his parents

The madman can't be stopped

 

[Layton Mysteries]

Are we sure that this is a woman in the photos? I don't particularly trust reddit weens and cannot tell if he is making out with the floor, with a woman, or eating food off of the ground in these images.

 

[AnOminous]

Hello newfrens in the thread. @LeDarkMemer was kind enough to provide us this still of Chris's new galpal and I'm reposting it in hopes of preventing 26 pages of "who is this? Is she 10 million years old etc" posts.

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Lmao @ the idiots who thought he somehow wouldn't grope this new female despite having done so to every female he has ever encountered.