🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME OF THE NEXT HEARING?

  • Continued

    Głosy: 68 24,9%
  • Sent to Rehab

    Głosy: 26 9,5%
  • Released with time served and a new stack of probation

    Głosy: 80 29,3%
  • Sentenced to enjoy prison for offline gamba

    Głosy: 99 36,3%

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That gabe juicer telling him he won millions doing this is likely going to be more destructive than anything else. Now Austin has it in his mind that all he needs is to get lucky once and he'll be a millionaire

Oh, yeah 100%. Since his dumb ass does bigger and bigger bets when he loses, if he won say 50k he would probably do 50 1k spins to try and get a 5 million dollar jackpot like that guy.
 
Oh, yeah 100%. Since his dumb ass does bigger and bigger bets when he loses, if he won say 50k he would probably do 50 1k spins to try and get a 5 million dollar jackpot like that guy.
Yeah I want it to happen just once. Him winning like 50-100k and pissing it all away would make him truly irredeemable. That's like a down payment on a house where he lives, and he makes enough income from subs to pay a mortgage. Not that any company would give him one, that's still a stupidly high amount of money to piss away.

Maybe then his parents will force him into rehab and not pussy out
 
If he won 5 million dollars and by some universal miracle he stopped gambling right there and then FOREVER (not happening lmao), he would just buy so many drugs he would be dead by the end of the year.
Theres no happy ending for the boss, his brain is too damaged for that.
 
If he won 5 million dollars and by some universal miracle he stopped gambling right there and then FOREVER (not happening lmao), he would just buy so many drugs he would be dead by the end of the year.
Theres no happy ending for the boss, his brain is too damaged for that.
Gambling addicts aren't in it for the money, they are in it for the rush of playing. The only reason BMJ gets so upset when he loses it all is not because he lost it all, it's because he HAS to stop playing. There is no number of zeros coming after a number that would make him feel satisfied.
 
Gambling addicts aren't in it for the money, they are in it for the rush of playing. The only reason BMJ gets so upset when he loses it all is not because he lost it all, it's because he HAS to stop playing. There is no number of zeros coming after a number that would make him feel satisfied.
Tbf he doesn't gamble with the fun bucks unless he's asked to or desperate because "what's the point if there's no real money involved"

Imagine being addicted to the act of flushing your money away lmao
 
Tbf he doesn't gamble with the fun bucks unless he's asked to or desperate because "what's the point if there's no real money involved"

Imagine being addicted to the act of flushing your money away lmao
Yeah, of course, there has to be real money involved, it doesn't really count otherwise, the brain will not register with risk and will not release addiction chemicals.
 
Not so subtle, CokemanJack
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How does that work? Does he have a pile of coke on his desk? Or is this some pro cocaine user skill? In uni i had a buddy who had a small device that had a reservoir for cocaine and a top that looked like a truncated nasal spray top. He would spin the base and it would load some coke into the nasal spray top and that's how he would do his coke.

This on the other hand seems really inefficient.
 
This is remarkable. 30 hours ago he went on one of his biggest win streaks ever. Some random guy sent him $800. He received 250 subs 48 hours ago. Now is he not only broke, but also out of weed. Already.
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"I give a lot away when I'm up, man"

Is there a single instance of that ever happening? Who would he possible give money too? Am I missing lore?
 
"I give a lot away when I'm up, man"

Is there a single instance of that ever happening? Who would he possible give money too? Am I missing lore?
couple days ago when he won $2k or w/e he did a few giveaways for a few $20 and i think one $40. BMJ also counts paying people back as an achievement so I wouldn't be surprised if he counts it in the same Category as giving money away.
 
"I give a lot away when I'm up, man"

Is there a single instance of that ever happening? Who would he possible give money too? Am I missing lore?
A lot of gambling streamers do giveaways. Gambling sponsorships get a lot of heat one of the reasons Twitch banned it. They do it to whitewash, "giving back to the community".
Another reason is marketing. Giving away money is a good way to get eyes on your channel and bring them back. Drake who is part owner of stake will mention they are giving away money on his streams so people tune in. Roshtein has this point system set up where you earn points for watching him. You can redeem them on his store. No its not worth it.

BMJ does do giveaways when he is up big. I do think he does it to genuinely give back to people who helped him but he wont miss an opportunity to bring it up when he needs money. I gave you $30 and you cant even sub to me? Cant help me out with a little $10? Ok man fake ass viewers etc.
 
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What is this chair made out of? Recycled Nokia phones?
 
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What is this chair made out of? Recycled Nokia phones?
The chair is lightweight and because of the way it's shaped when he slams it like that there is a lot of air resistance preventing it from hitting full force.

In addition it's very simply made with very few mechanisms or moving parts, at worst he could maybe bend a leg.

Him suplexing his gamer chair was way funnier because not only was it much heavier and prone to doing damage to itself and other things, it was clearly fairly expensive
 
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