Tumblr's Cringiest Anti-SJW's

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I mentioned in the Takashi0 thread that Tumblr user CommunismKills deserves a thread. While that may take a long while to compose (she's prolific and spread out now throughout different social media accounts), here's one of my old favorite cringey CK posts:

 
The funniest thing about the anti-SJW scene is that they drone on and on about political correctness ruining humor and how SJWs can't take a joke...and yet, they're the ones who are almost always stone-faced serious about everything and cannot take a joke.

Especially if it involves men or white people. They're the only people who get offended by white people jokes.

And if you make fun of them, then you're da same as da ess jay dubblydoos!

Depends on their basis for making fun of guys or white people. Some people think it's okay because "punching up" and others aren't serious. It's hard for some people to tell.

Then I think there are some people who just sort of go "jokes on you I was just pretending to be retarded!" when people say they're full of shit.
 
Speaking of no publicity is bad publicity, here's another anti-SJW blog: it's the Shitty Webcomics guys sperging about how their new-age single mom wasn't murdered.

http://archive.is/a3Mx5

EDIT: And here's them going on a Marijan-esque chimp-out

http://archive.is/VEHXZ
Oh, yeah, those guys. They're pretty big lolcows in their own right- they wouldn't have been out of place on the Loveshy board, honestly. It's kind of a shame, too, since the blog used to be pretty decent at ripping into shitty webcomics before the current mods went full /pol/.
 
Oh, yeah, those guys. They're pretty big lolcows in their own right- they wouldn't have been out of place on the Loveshy board, honestly. It's kind of a shame, too, since the blog used to be pretty decent at ripping into shitty webcomics before the current mods went full /pol/.

Wasn't part of that because one of them was a huge logicd fanboy? I remember hearing that and it seemed to be true. For a blog that called itself shittywebcomics, it seemed to delve dangerously far into "lol faggots and trannies are degenerates" territory rather than "get a load of this Dobson/Penders/Labelle/Buckley dude".
 
@Hodor: The irony, and what cements their lolcow status, is their sheer incompetence, despite claiming to be superior. They insist on cutting off all contact (minus the occasional shitpost) with women, while still visiting the mother they hate. They insist civilization wouldn't last a week without them while doing nothing to leave their shitty jobs. They claim to be pro-Free Speech while whining that the presence of Free Speech means that people would rather watch crappy anime than Ex-Army Blogspot.
 
As far as I know, here are the major camps of antis:

The Moral Crusader:

Because virtue signaling isn't just for sidjwas! The Moral Crusaders are Internet humanitarians who think that they're making the Internet a better place. To them, SJWs aren't misinformed teenagers on the Internet or glib corporate PR people making a quick buck off of a trend - they're the biggest monsters since the Nazis!

Usually, the Moral Crusader presents himself/herself as a "liberal with sanity", or "too liberal for conservatives and too conservative for liberals", or something else along those lines. Completely ignoring that the liberal/conservative divide is an American invention that IMHO doesn't reflect the reality of politics or ideology, but I digress. Even if they say they aren't feminists, they will always reblog the latest CHS video, ignorant of the fact that she's backed by some of the people who convinced Bush to invade Iraq. (Some prefer Camille Paglia, of "Hey, remember when everyone took Camille Paglia seriously?" fame)

Most of the time, the Moral Crusader doesn't care about the victims of social justice bullies, only using them as an instant top trump against sidjwas. Their battle cry is "REMEMBER ZAMII!" (And as it's been pointed out before, Zamii doesn't want people to remember what happened to her.)

Cannot take a joke.

Examples: Takashi0, kyuutii-hanii, tenaflyviper

The Edgelord:

The toppest of keks!

These are the guys who preach the word of LOGIC and REASON. They've memorized every single word from every video from Sargon and InternetAristocrat, and are not afraid to use them. Typically more right-leaning than the Moral Crusader, ranging from self-proclaimed "classical liberals" to standard libertarian dork to "alt-right" douchebags.

Pseudo-intellectual, smug, and elitist as hell. Believes that the Moral Crusader is an "SJW-lite" or an "anti-anti". Worships Milo Yiannapoulos and probably owns a sh0e-on-head body pillow. Sincerely believes in the "Cultural Marxism" conspiracy theory. Many of them, even the female ones, are deeply misogynistic.

Also cannot take a joke.

Examples: communismkills, rtrixie, durkin62, eee-in, loli-ass

The Nazi:

Yes, Tumblr has Nazis. While they seldom venture out of their circlejerk, they're big enough to be notable.

In many ways, they're similar to the Edgelord...except they hate Milo for being gay, and communismkills for being Jewish. Considers calling people nigger and faggot to be revolutionary. More inclined to believing in conspiracy theories and kooks, The Nazi sees globalist multicultural neo-Marxist Zionist propaganda everywhere, and that everyone who disagrees with him or can even prove him wrong are suckered in by the conspiracy. On the subject of politics, they believe that the left and right are both schemes by the Jews to destroy the gloriovs Aryan homeland of Evropa. Really obsessed with black penises. Their profile picture will almost always be a Roman statue or a Norse rune.

Jokes? Jokes are a Zionist plot to destroy the white race.

Examples: Everyone with the words "14", "88", "white", "imperium", "europa", "traditionalist", "nationalist", or "national socialist" in their URL.

The Shitposter

Long ago, they were active in the anti-SJW scene. Either they were Edgelords, or moral crusaders. Then they realized that there's more to life than arguing about cartoons with strangers on the internet. Now, they exclusively post dank memerinos and fresh shitposts. Or literally anything other than anti-SJW stuff.

Because let's be honest, anything is better than the drivel that the big anti-SJW people spew out. I'm glad these guys stopped giving a shit over this false conflict.

And yes, they got Jokes™

Examples: steven-universe-official, cossackia, tw-evan.
 
As far as I know, here are the major camps of antis:

The Moral Crusader:

Because virtue signaling isn't just for sidjwas! The Moral Crusaders are Internet humanitarians who think that they're making the Internet a better place. To them, SJWs aren't misinformed teenagers on the Internet or glib corporate PR people making a quick buck off of a trend - they're the biggest monsters since the Nazis!

Usually, the Moral Crusader presents himself/herself as a "liberal with sanity", or "too liberal for conservatives and too conservative for liberals", or something else along those lines. Completely ignoring that the liberal/conservative divide is an American invention that IMHO doesn't reflect the reality of politics or ideology, but I digress. Even if they say they aren't feminists, they will always reblog the latest CHS video, ignorant of the fact that she's backed by some of the people who convinced Bush to invade Iraq. (Some prefer Camille Paglia, of "Hey, remember when everyone took Camille Paglia seriously?" fame)

Most of the time, the Moral Crusader doesn't care about the victims of social justice bullies, only using them as an instant top trump against sidjwas. Their battle cry is "REMEMBER ZAMII!" (And as it's been pointed out before, Zamii doesn't want people to remember what happened to her.)

Cannot take a joke.

Examples: Takashi0, kyuutii-hanii, tenaflyviper

The Edgelord:

The toppest of keks!

These are the guys who preach the word of LOGIC and REASON. They've memorized every single word from every video from Sargon and InternetAristocrat, and are not afraid to use them. Typically more right-leaning than the Moral Crusader, ranging from self-proclaimed "classical liberals" to standard libertarian dork to "alt-right" douchebags.

Pseudo-intellectual, smug, and elitist as hell. Believes that the Moral Crusader is an "SJW-lite" or an "anti-anti". Worships Milo Yiannapoulos and probably owns a sh0e-on-head body pillow. Sincerely believes in the "Cultural Marxism" conspiracy theory. Many of them, even the female ones, are deeply misogynistic.

Also cannot take a joke.

Examples: communismkills, rtrixie, durkin62, eee-in, loli-ass

The Nazi:

Yes, Tumblr has Nazis. While they seldom venture out of their circlejerk, they're big enough to be notable.

In many ways, they're similar to the Edgelord...except they hate Milo for being gay, and communismkills for being Jewish. Considers calling people nigger and faggot to be revolutionary. More inclined to believing in conspiracy theories and kooks, The Nazi sees globalist multicultural neo-Marxist Zionist propaganda everywhere, and that everyone who disagrees with him or can even prove him wrong are suckered in by the conspiracy. On the subject of politics, they believe that the left and right are both schemes by the Jews to destroy the gloriovs Aryan homeland of Evropa. Really obsessed with black penises. Their profile picture will almost always be a Roman statue or a Norse rune.

Jokes? Jokes are a Zionist plot to destroy the white race.

Examples: Everyone with the words "14", "88", "white", "imperium", "europa", "traditionalist", "nationalist", or "national socialist" in their URL.

The Shitposter

Long ago, they were active in the anti-SJW scene. Either they were Edgelords, or moral crusaders. Then they realized that there's more to life than arguing about cartoons with strangers on the internet. Now, they exclusively post dank memerinos and fresh shitposts. Or literally anything other than anti-SJW stuff.

Because let's be honest, anything is better than the drivel that the big anti-SJW people spew out. I'm glad these guys stopped giving a shit over this false conflict.

And yes, they got Jokes™

Examples: steven-universe-official, cossackia, tw-evan.
This should be the new OP, tbh
 
You have to give steven-universe-official some credit though, because he pulls the "imma anti ess jay dubelwoo" card as a way to get a following and to piss off the retarded users. Following the trend of "official" blog names by taking up a popular liberal show is pretty clever.

I didn't know they existed until they made that shitpost about the "eagle man" fanfic, though, so I never saw their birth.
 
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If police were to arrest us for thought crimes, then that would mean SJW's would win except for 2 things: SJW's hate cops due to thinking every cop must be a racist shit-lord oppressor and pretty much everyone that isn't paying attention to petty drama, an SJW, or anti-SJW is giving two shits about a remake and all it's drama.
 
the ones who think the SJWs are about to bust down their doors and haul them to concentration camps for being straight white males with an opinion are even cringier than dumbass rednecks who think Obama's about to take their guns away. Honestly I'd rather be around actual SJWs than some of these anti's.
 
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You have to give steven-universe-official some credit though, because he pulls the "imma anti ess jay dubelwoo" card as a way to get a following and to piss off the exceptional users. Following the trend of "official" blog names by taking up a popular liberal show is pretty clever.

I didn't know they existed until they made that shitpost about the "eagle man" fanfic, though, so I never saw their birth.

I absolutely love eagle man/suofficial. The guy can trigger basically every single tumblrcow without breaking a sweat. The sjws and the Nazis both flip their kids at his shitposting and memes.

With that out of the way, the basically rest of the people mentioned in this thread are exceptional, especially Takashi, eee-in, and communismkills.
 
With that out of the way, the basically rest of the people mentioned in this thread are exceptional, especially Takashi, eee-in, and communismkills.

It kinda sorta bums me out about what happened to Tenaflyviper in the end. Even if she got overly dramatic about "The Discourse", it was oddly satisfying to see her take down some of the more exceptional SJW assclowns from time to time, and at least she sourced her stuff (even if some of it came from dubious sources, like CHS or Brony sites). Then the mirror got held up to Takashi and his ilk, and seeing her chimp out when she's pulled the exact same tactics on others was disappointing. At her age, I honestly thought she was better than that, but I shouldn't be surprised, either.

Last I checked, she was staying away from "The Discourse", but for all I know, the whole Lauren Zuke fiasco probably got her going again.
 
It kinda sorta bums me out about what happened to Tenaflyviper in the end. Even if she got overly dramatic about "The Discourse", it was oddly satisfying to see her take down some of the more exceptional SJW assclowns from time to time, and at least she sourced her stuff (even if some of it came from dubious sources, like CHS or Brony sites). Then the mirror got held up to Takashi and his ilk, and seeing her chimp out when she's pulled the exact same tactics on others was disappointing. At her age, I honestly thought she was better than that, but I shouldn't be surprised, either.

Last I checked, she was staying away from "The Discourse", but for all I know, the whole Lauren Zuke fiasco probably got her going again.

She started it up again even before Zuke. She lasted about a week after the Taka exposure before going right back into textwalling at teenagers.

It was what made me unfollow her, to be honest.
 
She started it up again even before Zuke. She lasted about a week after the Taka exposure before going right back into textwalling at teenagers.

It was what made me unfollow her, to be honest.

Come to think of it, isn't this is about the third or fourth time she's said something along the lines of "I'm stepping back from Tumblr and/or the discourse", but she's back at it not long after? Because I'm pretty sure this is the third or fourth time now. She's just as addicted to the outrage adrenaline high that the very same people she butts heads with are. Now I feel kinda dirty even having remotely liked her for a while there.
 
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