Census 2023: Political Identity

[Just Hamsters]

What a diverse spread of views and opinions. I'm proud of us.

 

[David Brown]

Wait, so does the poll even matter then?

Yes because the spergfire needs more kindling and chaos. This way people can disingenuously cite this poll at each other in flame wars. Jersh loves people arguing for pages and pages about definitions, insulting each other, bad faith criticism, and especially he loves you tagging him in every shitfit that happens on the forum

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Politics is just one big ass blast

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Null

Voting is gay.

 

[Soycast Guy]

I identify as a hick.

 

[Fireman Sam]

My political leanings change depending on who I am trolling

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

>no sneed option

I hereby refuse to answer.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

I love my country, my family, my people, and my freedom and I hate everything that threatens any of it. That's why I dislike troons, pakistanis, niggers, coomerism, reddit, and I want to burn it all with fire. I voted authoritarian, but what I really is, is a reactionary.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Politics is just one big ass blast

You can't ass blast without USA, and USA is #1, baby.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I vote conservative, but probably identify more libertarian.

 

[Lake]

So we proved we can't agree on politics either.

Cool..?

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

why is islamist and zionist not options

 

[TexOffender]

Centrist, i give both sides the finger.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Most people who say Libertarian just mean Liberal but the word Liberal now has a connotation with Progressives. So there's this feeling of "we're liberal but we don't want to sell children to tranny demons" and another side like "well we're libertarian but we don't want to sell children into sex slavery".

I voted Centrist, but I don't even know what that means any more. I don't like the uniparty so saying I'm for something between both sides means nothing, Then there's "centrists" like ShortFatOkatu who will come out with dumb takes just so they aren't taking a single political side all the time.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Libertarians are lulzy. They started a town and were defeated in short order by their own laziness, social ineptitude, and bears.

The Town That Went Feral

When a group of libertarians set about scrapping their local government, chaos descended. And then the bears moved in.

newrepublic.com

https://archive.ph/M7N5w

Another proud moment in Lolbert history: Kansas permits Schlitterbahn Water Park to self-regulate its safety and maintenance standards resulting in the creation of an SA Goon Project style Death Slide that injured over a dozen people and decapitated the child of a state representative.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Only real super chads vote other. My politics? Fringe and indecipherable. The only politicians I place my faith in are the ones I make up in my head and fantasize about killing criminals I hate.

 

[RACISM]

I'm an authoritarian but only if I'm in charge.

Exactly this. I'd trust either me or Hitler, and we aren't on the poll so I chose other.

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[make_it_so]

Why no "Anti-ZOG" option?

Pretty sure that would be "Authoritarian" or "Other."

 

[Gabagooled]

Whatever your political views guys, wanting pedos dead will always bring us together.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Politics crimge