💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Smithfield Ham]

Javier's got to be feeling pretty good about his decison to do the follow-up episodes right now. I'm hoping he does more like his previous series (which was about people pretending to be stalked) but I could also understand him maybe just checking back in every so often.

Pat's been REALLY mad the past few days - he didn't come off angry right after the hearing but it seems to have hit about a week later, to the point where he's somehow more unhinged than usual. I don't know if anything happened to cause it or not, it would be funny if the money he got had strings attached (like, get a real job).


EDIT: he's already going! This guy doesn't even like Trump and he used "childish" so Pat can't.


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"I HAVE TO GET THE LAST WORD! ME!"

I bet he couldn’t name a single good thing Biden has done. He’s just such an idiot that “hur dur Orange Man Bad” is as far as he thinks. He’s politically ignorant whilst wanting to be a “pundit”.

I'll save you the suspense. I've seen people smarter and more respectable than Pat defend Biden, and the truth is they don't have a damn thing to say.

"All politicians are corrupt. Sure, he has problems, but Trump had all the same problems/was worse."
"I don't care about X problem because it doesn't effect me."
"Y issue was going to happen anyway, it isn't really his fault."
"I personally find him likable."
"He just has a stutter and right-wingers are exaggerating his cognitive issues."

Not at all credible, not at all persuasive, but it's pretty much all they can say. A lot of looking the other way, making excuses, downplaying the severity of his issues. That's what you'll hear from Patrick, along with a bunch of snarky, cunty one-liners and "child"s.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Those are your delusions again, confused senior citizen child. Yes, you do need better coverage. No, you did not ask me to leave. And, yes, you have already signed the contract. Wait for the recurring payments, customer.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Those are your delusions again, confused senior citizen child. Yes, you do need better coverage. No, you did not ask me to leave. And, yes, you have already signed the contract. Wait for the recurring payments, customer.

That is chillingly likely.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That is chillingly likely.

The worst thing is I can totally picture him doing this to old people who either have a mild case of old timers or are in the early stages of dementia.
Pat is an amoral sack of shit and I fully believe he would have no problem using unethical tricks to con old people into buying shit they didn't want or need, and being so fucking annoying they feel the only way to get him to leave is just to sign.

 

[Piggle Rick]

The worst thing is I can totally picture him doing this to old people who either have a mild case of old timers or are in the early stages of dementia.
Pat is an amoral sack of shit and I fully believe he would have no problem using unethical tricks to con old people into buying shit they didn't want or need, and being so fucking annoying they feel the only way to get him to leave is just to sign.

My grandmother was almost a victim of a scam involving someone proposing doing something to her roof. It was only by luck that I was visiting her when they came back to close the deal and I was able to tell them to fuck off. She knew it was a scam but she was frightened to say no.

If Piggy is victimizing the elderly then he needs to be put in the woodchipper.

 

[AnOminous]

My grandmother was almost a victim of a scam involving someone proposing doing something to her roof. It was only by luck that I was visiting her when they came back to close the deal and I was able to tell them to fuck off. She knew it was a scam but she was frightened to say no.

There literally needs to be a course or something for when you become an oldfag, literally just a "how to say no you fucking oldfag" course.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

My grandmother was almost a victim of a scam involving someone proposing doing something to her roof. It was only by luck that I was visiting her when they came back to close the deal and I was able to tell them to fuck off. She knew it was a scam but she was frightened to say no.

If Piggy is victimizing the elderly then he needs to be put in the woodchipper.

My only counterpoint is if he is actually still making residuals, the buyers can't have been that old given how long he clearly hasn't been working.

 

[AnOminous]

My only counterpoint is if he is actually still making residuals, the buyers can't have been that old given how long he clearly hasn't been working.

Fatty is too lazy even to swindle the elderly at this point.

 

[Sneedmiser]

If Piggy is victimizing the elderly then he needs to be put in the woodchipper.

*meat grinder.

I wouldn't put it past him though, Fatrick is a bigger narcissist than most cows, if he knew the trolls' doxes he could justify himself swatting them.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

To celebrate the first anniversary of Cloudflare censoring KF, here's a reminder that Patrick's insight about it was as stupid as he is fat:


THIS IS JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES!!! His 1.7 brain is not capable of much more.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

add that to things that didn't age well.txt

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Javier's got to be feeling pretty good about his decison to do the follow-up episodes right now. I'm hoping he does more like his previous series (which was about people pretending to be stalked) but I could also understand him maybe just checking back in every so often.

Pat's been REALLY mad the past few days - he didn't come off angry right after the hearing but it seems to have hit about a week later, to the point where he's somehow more unhinged than usual. I don't know if anything happened to cause it or not, it would be funny if the money he got had strings attached (like, get a real job).


EDIT: he's already going! This guy doesn't even like Trump and he used "childish" so Pat can't.


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I'm aware of Javier's "bonus" episode, the short conclusion about Patrick but, is he planning on doing further episodes about fatty?


Why do people even follow him on Twitter? His idea of debate is just a series of low IQ ad-hominem responses, he doesn't explain or support his claims, its all just a series of calling people liars/ commenting on their employment/ claiming the lack of followers equates to the validity of their views. This is literally what children say when confronted with facts and opinions they don't like. They call someone a "doodie head" and stick their fingers in their ears and yell something repetitive; what Pat is doing is the Twitter equivalent of this.

 

[Procrastinhater]

My grandmother was almost a victim of a scam involving someone proposing doing something to her roof. It was only by luck that I was visiting her when they came back to close the deal and I was able to tell them to fuck off. She knew it was a scam but she was frightened to say no.

If Piggy is victimizing the elderly then he needs to be put in the woodchipper.

I'd love to see Pat pull that shit on the wrong guy and end up in a Mr Burns "Release the Hounds" situation where he had to waddle as quick as he could back to his car with dogs on his ass.

People that bully the elderly like that are fucking scum.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

To celebrate the first anniversary of Cloudflare censoring KF, here's a reminder that Patrick's insight about it was as stupid as he is fat:
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THIS IS JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES!!! His 1.7 brain is nto capable of much more.

Actually, what I find amusing about this is that he never considered the possibility he was in a horror movie where the monster wins. The victory is the false sense of security before the ending twist or whatever.

Professional fiction writer.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

It seems fatrick has recently sat down in a bar to start writing for his job. Unfortunately for him, no one will pay him to write "No stalker child you are wrong. Enjoy prison, stalker"

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I was aware that Pat has a couple cats, but I hadn't seen a picture of them. While I was scrolling for that creepy gym selfie I saw some pictures of his cats. One is gray and white, and the other is white with heterochromia. The white one is named Mewler (like a pun of Robert Mueller, I guess?) and is the one most often referenced. Mix (gray and white) was 18 years old as of 2020. He hasn't shared pictures of either cat in a while.

How many times have Mewler and Mix been hit by a drunken hog, I wonder? They must have suffered a lot of brain damage from huffing second hand farts every day at this point. St. Francis, pray for them!

Hero cat bravely fights against the Pepperoni Killer, c. 2020 (colorized).

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

That's what you'll hear from Patrick, along with a bunch of snarky, cunty one-liners and "child"s.

interestingly pat doesn't even bother to try and make arguments like that, he simply childs anyone questioning the absolute and objective truth that biden is the most progressive and legislatively successful president in the last 50 years. Doesn't try to dodge, dissemble, or downplay anything just full on tee vee fueled delusions.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Every now and then while I'm on the Internet I look at Patrick's twitter replies. It's so weird to be like, "oh I wonder what Patrick's doing" and look him up and see he posted 13 seconds ago. This is his constant. I wonder if he dreams about us.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I wonder if he dreams about us.

You have been instructed, thousands of times, to cease contacting this subconscious. Continuing to do so constitutes felony dream harassment. Do not contact this sleep state again.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Every now and then while I'm on the Internet I look at Patrick's twitter replies. It's so weird to be like, "oh I wonder what Patrick's doing" and look him up and see he posted 13 seconds ago. This is his constant. I wonder if he dreams about us.
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I don't think Pat's 1.2 GPA brain could produce dreams like that. It's probably closer to a dog or cat's dream (except instead of chasing a squirrel, he's chasing a little black boy).

Niki walks by and sees him passed out on the fart couch, his legs and hands twitching, and heaves a big sigh as she walks into the other room to get her daily methane infusion from Jamarcarius.